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26+ and still a virgin?

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KingWrynn

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Dec 6

I am 28 and still a virgin.

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  • New uNqx31
    While(true){
    Boolean gotLaid = goOnDate(standards);
    If(gotLaid) break;
    else standards - - ;
    }
    Dec 63
    • Amazon / EngIAmJob
      At some point standards will become negative and you will be stuck in an infinite loop
      Dec 6
    • Google beefjezos
      It's okay standards will wrap around and become INT_MAX
      Dec 6
    • Bloomberg H1001001b
      Negative feedback loop. Not a solution. What about going to the gym and more leetcode to improve TC
      Dec 6
  • Microsoft YsTJ07
    Just pay for it at this point
    Dec 62
    • Verizon BlueWaffl
      Lol
      Dec 6
    • Amazon / EngIAmJob
      Hong Kong, Tijuana. You wont regret it
      Dec 6
  • Flagged by the community.

    • Amazon 123raj
      Even *Indians*? Tf can someone mark this guy as racist?!!
      Dec 6
    • VMware UWXW83
      There's over a billion Indians. They been fucking for a long time now.
      Dec 6
  • Facebook / DataJeef Besus
    Was a virgin until marriage for religious reasons. No complaints now.
    Dec 62
    • OpenTable Meliodas
      With a sample size of one?
      Dec 6
    • Nvidia monolith
      “Virginity for religious reasons” ROFL
      Dec 9
  • Snapchat qupsbq
    You might want to try finding a Cognitive Behavioral Therapy psychologist who can help you work through this. That's what I did and now I'm fine on my own, but I'd built up a lot of internal cruft from being a virgin so long and it helped to have someone to talk through things with while I was starting to date and get myself sorted out
    Dec 61
    • IBM gösser
      Bonus points if the psychologist believes in a... hands-on approach.
      Dec 6
  • Microsoft Ranveer
    Why has it not happened? I thought people start dating at an early age in the states
    Dec 64
    • Axtria BlindPts
      Not everyone is as hot as you, Ranveer. Just saying 😀
      Dec 6
    • Microsoft Ranveer
      lmao
      Dec 6
    • Airbnb jim.hodlen
      had to look up ranveer😂
      Dec 6
    • Microsoft Ranveer
      haha
      Dec 6
  • Amazon / Eng
    buttcake

    AmazonEng

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    Who wants to be my business partner?
    buttcakemore
    Oh man. Lower your standards and pop your cherry this week. Forget work, friends, family. Get laid by hook or crook. God speed.
    Dec 60
  • Procore / EngLol2018
    Nothing wrong with being a virgin and it shouldn’t be a big deal.
    Dec 63
    • Axtria BlindPts
      👏
      Dec 6
    • New / Consultant
      nonsikhman

      NewConsultant

      PRE
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      BIO
      Mr robot
      nonsikhmanmore
      👍👌
      Dec 6
    • Intel Roggik
      But it is
      Dec 6
  • Microsoft do_needful
    It's easier to lose your virginity with a man. I'd suggest to find a man. It's so much easier and much more fun.
    Dec 63
    • Amazon / EngIAmJob
      That's one way of "doing the needful"
      Dec 6
    • Microsoft lBse45
      Agreed, men are easier to sleep with. I’m bisexual and if I want to hook up, I can just ask a queer dude if he wants to fuck. That not as socially acceptable with women
      Dec 6
    • OpenTable Meliodas
      You don’t even have to ask “if”, just ask “when.”
      Dec 6
  • Flagged by the community.

    • Boeing / OpsSgH73
      How about your hand?
      Dec 6
    • Verizon BlueWaffl
      Can I take a day to deliberate?
      Dec 6
  • I thought I'd never lose it (as a guy) and eventually got so desperate I went to a prostitute after I had turned 24. I subsequently got laid a few months after perhaps because I wasn't carrying around that shame of being a virgin anymore. I don't know why I got brainwashed that being a virgin is a shameful thing, but everyone else would talk about sex and me having never tried it made me shameful. Living with strict parents throughout university didn't help.
    Dec 60
  • Microsoft twkh55
    Want me to fix that for you? ;)
    Dec 60
  • Apple / Eng
    OxKing

    AppleEng

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    Strong and built like an Ox
    OxKingmore
    Male or female?
    Dec 64
    • Axtria BlindPts
      Does it matter?
      Dec 6
    • Compass / Eng
      FUPayMe

      CompassEng

      PRE
      Google
      FUPayMemore
      Yea. If male then probably incel...
      Dec 6
    • eBay YAgV34
      It think it does
      Dec 6
    • Apple / Eng
      OxKing

      AppleEng

      BIO
      Strong and built like an Ox
      OxKingmore
      No but it paints a better picture of the OP. Depending on culture being a virgin at 26 is typically less of an issue if you are a female.
      Dec 6
  • OSIsoft
    Igg

    OSIsoft

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    OSIsoft
    Iggmore
    Having sex before marriage is not common in India. Getting married before 26 is not common in India.
    Dec 60
  • Uber / EngnYf6sJ
    Find prostitute.
    Dec 65
    • Research Now / QA
      DuHastMich

      Research NowQA

      BIO
      If the rule you followed brought you to this ..... of what use was the rule.
      DuHastMichmore
      Spoken like a true Uber guy!
      Dec 6
    • Procore / EngLol2018
      You do realize a lot of hookers are forced into it and sex trafficked right?
      Dec 6
    • Uber / EngnYf6sJ
      No I didn't see anyone like that.
      Dec 7
    • Procore / EngLol2018
      You wouldn’t know. Likely he or she was underage as well.
      Dec 7
    • Uber / EngnYf6sJ
      No. In reality they tell you they are 22 yo but their actual age would be mid 30s
      Maybe my budget is too low for trafficked underage.
      Dec 7
  • Deloitte diracdelta
    This is so stupid, I hope the OP doesn’t get influenced by these responses. People who abuse their sexuality get burned big time in the long-run. Poor family relationships, STDs, inability to focus on important things in life.
    Dec 61
    • Intel Roggik
      At what point do you think you hit that point? 20? 50? More than 1?
      Dec 6
  • Oath / Engfat
    Sex is overrated. Buy some toys.
    Dec 60
  • Compass / Eng
    FUPayMe

    CompassEng

    PRE
    Google
    FUPayMemore
    Sounds like you could use some help
    Dec 60
  • Flagged by the community.

  • Microsoft SSS!
    Come on, there are so many American kids are able to get multiple girls pregnant as early as middle school! You are a loser if you are still a virgin in high school.
    Dec 61
    • Procore / EngLaRaza
      Really dude?
      7d
  • Amazon Aovy20
    Define what qualifies as a virgin.
    Dec 81
    • Flagged by the community.

  • US Navy / ITBoonaki
    Join the military, chicks dig uniforms.
    7d0

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