Art of the deal

Microsoft MSFTBRO
May 13 14 Comments

North Korea’s back to shooting rockets. They still have nukes. Zero deal.

China is retaliating with tariff, DOW down 600, no deal.

Congress thinks Trump’s a moron, no wall deal.

I’m starting to think Trump’s been lying to us about his deal making skills. 😂

Aaaaand he’s a shitty businessman.

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TOP 14 Comments
  • Intel babubhatt
    I’m so tired of winning
    May 13 0
  • Microsoft / Other abcde4
    He got Melania to be his wife. That's pretty smart I'd say. He found a 25 year old wife when he was 45 year old, I'd say smart move as it's much easier to keep younger women happier.
    May 13 3
    • Microsoft MSFTBRO
      OP
      Melania seems SO happy 😂
      May 13
    • Thermo Fisher / Sales zeussical
      Are you sure she spoke English at the time? Maybe she’s being held against her will. 😉
      May 13
    • Intel / Eng Who.Dis
      For sure that was a citizenship marriage
      May 14
  • New VFcO68
    Besides what you said, he is like a little girl, changes mind very soon and very often. Also he has No manners or diplomacy.
    May 13 3
    • Cruise Automation sl1msh4dy
      Im not gonna lie, i dont give a shit if my president has manners. Why do we make this a requirement for our presidents? I only care whether or not he makes us stronger as a nation. Not saying he has, but y’know
      May 13
    • New VFcO68
      He certainly unified the nation. Manners/diplomacy? I was thinking that with his behavior, he got the whole world as enemies, including allies
      May 13
    • Intel / Eng Who.Dis
      Unified the Nation?!?!

      Do you read Blind, Twitter, Reddit, FB? Have you spoken IRL to someone with any opposing views? It’s a free for all nowadays
      May 14
  • Amazon / Eng n0v
    The working title was "incompetent idiot".
    May 13 0
  • Ellucian / Eng anoncoward
    Ghost writer of Art of the Deal suggests it be put in the fiction section
    May 13 0
  • ConocoPhillips Beep Beep
    Iran is about to start making nukes again
    May 13 0
  • Apple etubrute
    Plus we’re forgetting the oldest trick in politics. If you want to win a second term, then manufacture a war and a crisis and pretend to be swinging that big dic around. #waggingthedog
    May 15 0
  • Apple etubrute
    Well he didn’t actually write that book. In fact the ghost writer out negotiated Trump and makes more money on each copy of that book than Trump does.
    May 15 0