Bathrooms

Microsoft / Eng Tier 1
Jan 5 19 Comments

Why are there tampons in the men’s bathroom but no urinals in the women’s bathroom?

This is very insensitive towards pre-op mtf transsexual engineers, who If I understand correctly are more common than ftm transsexual engineers.

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  • Amazon / Product
    vmprwrkday

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    vmprwrkdaymore
    If there are tampons in the “men’s” bathroom you took a wrong turn and aren’t where you think you are
    Jan 5 2
    • Microsoft / Eng Tier 1
      OP
      Unfortunately not anymore
      Jan 5
    • Amazon / Product
      vmprwrkday

      Amazon Product

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      vmprwrkdaymore
      Nah. It’s true.
      Jan 5
  • Microsoft
    🐙M🐙

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    How did you get hired at Microsoft if you don’t know how to use a toilet
    Jan 5 3
    • Clover Health / Eng doenfh
      👆This! You do realize that individuals with penises can also squat, yes?

      Don't be a troll, OP, or at least be a more intelligent one.
      Jan 5
    • Microsoft 4655434b
      You don’t even have to squat!
      Jan 5
    • Microsoft / Eng Tier 1
      OP
      Have you SEEN our toilets? Knowing how to use them is clearly not a requirement.
      Jan 5
  • New mdGG61
    Can't they piss sitting down? Please do the needful and shove a few of those tampons up your as.s
    Jan 5 0
  • Goldman Sachs / Other VP🥺TC😭
    I’m still waiting for the three seashells.
    Jan 5 1
    • Microsoft
      Shippedit1

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      I print money.
      Shippedit1more
      I think they were replaced with pine cones last year.
      Jan 5
  • Adobe 209Teen
    What do you guys do at home or have you all installed urinals? Men can pee standing up into a toilet or pee sitting down. How are you all getting through your day when you can’t even get through the basics?
    Jan 5 2
    • Facebook Copacabana
      There's a private sink at home. At work, the sinks are out in the open. You can't pee like that.
      Jan 6
    • Visa / Eng kjzO64
      ^ Sometimes the internet misses comic gold like the above.
      Feb 4
  • THIS is what concerns you?
    Jan 5 0
  • Amazon / Other
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    Why the fuck do you think I would put any personal information in an anonymous chat app? You seem really confused, @blind
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    We used to use tampons in the military for treating projectile wounds. That's what they're for, not sensitivity. Notice how they showed up after the youtube office shooting?
    You either get gun control laws or you get tampons in the men's room. If you don't like it get outta my country ya peacenik.
    Jan 5 2
    • Google Mqaz12
      Google had tampons in mens' rooms before the shooting.
      Jan 5
    • Clover Health / Eng doenfh
      Wtf crazy cuckoo shit is this?
      Jan 6
  • OpenTable Meliodas
    Cost, obviously.

    But, if you truly care about sensitivity, then don’t call transgender people transsexuals.
    Jan 5 0
  • Indeed Kaec51
    Because the vast vast vast majority of the intended audience doesn’t need them
    Jan 5 0

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