Bezos divorce details

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Jan 10 16 Comments

This just in from a high level friend in Amazon. Lord Jeff had this planned all along. The HQ2 is to be part of the divorce settlement. Jeff will keep everything west of the Mississippi and the east coast will go to the former ms bezos. If you are working on the east coast or part of the company at HQ2 when the settlement finalizea you will receive amazon v2 stock. Those on the west coast will receive original Amazon stock. The company will split and neither can compete in each others territory.

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  • eBay
    seat

    eBay

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    Why did you click on me 😡
    seatmore
    West coast: Amazon
    East coast: Awomazon
    Jan 10 1
    • Amazon dROL65
      Hint: a man zone (if you are staring at for 2 mins and still don't get it)
      Jan 10
  • Zillow Group trollman
    Amazon is going to be come more frugal
    Jan 10 1
    • Microsoft eThi53
      Frugality @home could lead to divorce.
      I guess it doesn't always work.
      Jan 10
  • Google Mmkaay
    You would be so dumb to believe any of this. It is like you live in the 1600s. Companies are owned by shareholders, you own part of the company by owning shares, not by dividing it by buildings/regions/teams or products
    Jan 10 0
  • Rubrik blindedog
    Amazon.com shall go to his wife since Amazon symbolizes the grace and strength of women.

    The new half company shall be called Neanderthal.com.

    Edit: grammar
    Jan 10 0
  • New Gul'dan
    This must be a joke.
    Jan 10 2
    • Lyft Lyftipo
      No i have confirmed this jeff bezos himself. This is very true
      Jan 10
    • New Gul'dan
      I also confirmed this is not true. I’m a good friend of Jeff.
      Jan 11
  • Nutanix / R&D
    🚗🥖Karbon

    Nutanix R&D

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    VMware, Apple, Cisco
    🚗🥖Karbonmore
    Definitely a Joke!
    Jan 10 1
    • Atlassian / Eng
      Luffy, M.D

      Atlassian Eng

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      BIO
      A prematurely grumpy somewhat old man
      Luffy, M.Dmore
      Good joke at that
      Jan 10
  • Microsoft TacoBoss
    Bezos keeps AWS and advertising. Retail goes to wife...😂😂
    Jan 10 0
  • Uber / Eng
    meowimacat

    Uber Eng

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    Im a cat! 🐈 Meowww... Fancy feast is my favorite kind of kibbles 🐱
    meowimacatmore
    What the fuck
    Jan 11 0
  • VMware dwman
    Work hard. Have fun. Make history.
    Jan 11 1
    • Amazon SanchezDD
      Updated version: Work hard. Have fun. Commit adultery.
      Jan 11
  • Amazon DrtyS
    F
    Jan 10 0

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