Boss crush

New / Cust. Srv.mfbah
Feb 8 29 Comments

Anyone ever have a crush on their boss? And your boss had no idea. What did you do? How did you handle working their and feeling like that??

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TOP 29 Comments
  • Amazon lolwhat
    If you're hot, the whole world is yours to fuck. :)
    Life is short, don't listen to these losers. Enjoy every fling!!
    PS: Collect pictures if you can, who knows when National Enquirer would pay you a fortune for them
    Feb 84
    • Amazon SpicyFiend
      True; fuck everything you can.
      Feb 8
    • Apple EXQB54
      Yup, animate and inanimate alike. Fuck it all.
      Feb 8
    • Amazon SpicyFiend
      When I was 14, I put peanut butter on my dick and let my friend’s dog lick it off to see what a blowjob felt like.
      Feb 9
    • New Duwop
      Did it work?
      Feb 9
  • eBay / Eng
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    mDBW53more
    Why are almost all the comments in here from Amazon?
    Feb 83
    • Their CEO himself sets a model for the employees to follow.
      Feb 8
    • NewRelic first ¹
      Guess they get screwed a lot at work.
      Feb 8
    • Overstock.com wPtI73
      May be the boss is Bezos and they all got screwed by him.
      Feb 8
  • Amazon SpicyFiend
    I fucked my manager and an HR woman at my last job. Didn’t end well and had to leave the company.
    Feb 83
    • Capital One / Otherdebrew
      Link to the r/tifu post?
      Feb 8
    • Aurora bystander!
      Your words make it sound other way round - you got f***ed!
      Feb 8
    • Amazon SpicyFiend
      I need to make a r/tifu post. But the sad thing is I don’t really regret it. It was such a rush breaking such a big taboo. Plus the HR Girl was engaged too so I felt like a total badass. I know, I’m a scumbag.
      Feb 8
  • Amazon Hoobastank
    My dad once told me - don't shit where you eat. No fucking near home (no stalkers), no fucking at work (no incidents when shit goes sideways). I still appreciate that advice.
    Feb 83
    • Amazon lolwhat
      Let's say you work with a bunch of really really hot girls, and they're more than willing to have casual fun with you, and you stick to your self-righteous codes of ethics. Meanwhile, some random co-worker dude has fun with a bunch of them. You'd be sad, but there'd be a net increase in the world's total happiness with all those satisfied co-workers.
      Feb 8
    • Amazon SpicyFiend
      Shitting where you eat is fine. Just keep it to yourself. Work is one the the easiest places to slay some sweet 20 something poon.
      Feb 8
    • Amazon Hoobastank
      @lolwhat I don't know man. So far it served me well. I did bang coworker once, but only because she was leaving and we both really wanted it. Otherwise, no. There is no shortage of hot girls for banging. I don't have to risk poisoning my work environment if our date goes wrong and she starts rumors in the office. I'd rather have my job :-)
      Feb 8
  • Oath / MgmtAtinlay
    You let it go!
    Feb 80
  • New dluz61
    Crushes are fine and perfectly normal. Just tell yourself your boss is off limits and make sure to go and date outside the office
    Feb 80
  • Amazon / EngBobi
    Are you a woman?
    Feb 83
    • Aurora bystander!
      Eloquent choice of words is a hint.
      Dude would have said “lusted”.
      Feb 8
    • Square htffccddh
      Bit presumptive of y'all here..
      Feb 8
    • Amazon SpicyFiend
      It’s definitely a female. Observe its choice of words. Notice how it interacts in a calm manner.
      Feb 9
  • Damn! Got an erection while reading this post and comments lol 😬
    Feb 80
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    • Oath / MgmtAtinlay
      Me too. I mean me as well.
      Feb 8
  • Did you crush him by your car or the meeting room glass door? You should be okay if no serious injuries.
    Feb 90
  • Intel fejrf
    I've got a crush on my boss's wife. Any tips?
    Feb 81
    • Amazon Hoobastank
      Yeah. Don't.
      Even if your boss is a colossal asshole his wife will probably want to get at him for something. In which case she'll tell him just to see him squirm. And you're fucked.

      If you're that hot that she's just swooning all over you, then you can surely find tons of chicks much safer for banging than your boss' wife.
      Feb 9
  • Amazon Hoobastank
    I spam Blind in waves. Just happened to be here when the topic was posted 😎
    Feb 80

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