Can we get a version of Blind with no engineers

New / Product
llluminati

New Product

BIO
I make stuff and I’m super into it.
llluminatimore
Jan 10 71 Comments

Not even joking. This app would be so much better IMO with all engineers filtered out. What’s your take?

EDIT: A lot of engineers think I want a new app. It’s just a button I need that says “filter out all posts by engineers”

Edit: DING! Successful troll is successful.

Can we get a version of Blind with no engineers
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  • Microsoft 👖onGround
    Good luck building it
    Jan 10 5
    • Microsoft
      Dulqer

      Microsoft

      PRE
      Amazon
      BIO
      Manager of small dev team in Azure
      Dulqermore
      There is just going to be a ppt.
      Jan 10
    • New / Product
      llluminati

      New Product

      BIO
      I make stuff and I’m super into it.
      llluminatimore
      OP
      They’re starting to wake up and realize they’re hamsters in gerbil wheels while the beautiful people are in sales and marketing that just fuck each other and do coke. If they realize they never actually left high school but just have horse blinders on silicon valley will collapse.
      Jan 10
    • Glassdoor / Eng norel
      who hurt you?
      Jan 10
    • New / Product
      llluminati

      New Product

      BIO
      I make stuff and I’m super into it.
      llluminatimore
      OP
      It’s a long story
      Jan 10
    • Google glob
      woah. anything you wanna talk about, buddy?
      Jan 10
  • Expedia / Eng e.com
    Don’t get all insecure because your TC is lower than a new grad engineer’s.
    Jan 10 17
    • Microsoft / Eng micro-hard
      “Ask an engineer to add functionality to force users to specify their roles so you can filter engineers out.”
      Don’t call it ‘blind’ then.
      Jan 10
    • New / Product
      llluminati

      New Product

      BIO
      I make stuff and I’m super into it.
      llluminatimore
      OP
      Sorry not sorry
      Jan 10
    • Microsoft / Eng micro-hard
      @|l|l|l, you can’t expect sales person to think that by themselves. Teach him engineering to design this product better.
      Jan 10
    • New / Product
      llluminati

      New Product

      BIO
      I make stuff and I’m super into it.
      llluminatimore
      OP
      In case you havent noticed, engineers will do anything for that precious TC, even eat their own kind
      Jan 10
    • New / Eng |l|l||l|l|
      He said he had an engineering background. Probably couldn't cut it as an engineer.
      Jan 10
    • Microsoft / Eng micro-hard
      Are you saying you won’t eat your own kind for that precious TC? Guess Illuminati isn’t that real
      Jan 10
    • New / Product
      llluminati

      New Product

      BIO
      I make stuff and I’m super into it.
      llluminatimore
      OP
      I saw all the engineers and their wives and ugly children and was like no... I cant go down like this.
      Jan 10
    • New / Eng |l|l||l|l|
      Jokes on you again, my wife hates kids.
      Jan 10
    • New / Other
      Tarot

      New Other

      BIO
      Somewhere in the future.
      Tarotmore
      This hurt. Not an engineer, but makes more than a new grad. Miracles.
      Jan 10
    • Microsoft / Eng micro-hard
      So ugliness of your children is correlated to your job profile now? Guess this product guy also lacks basic science knowledge. No surprise there tho!
      Jan 10
  • Apple / Eng Eckel
    Yeah, and we will get posts like “what’s the best way to maximize your foodstamps”
    Jan 10 10
    • New / Product
      llluminati

      New Product

      BIO
      I make stuff and I’m super into it.
      llluminatimore
      OP
      Clearly never heard of sales
      Jan 10
    • Amazon Usernahme
      Just like you're stereotyping engineers as losers that never leave their home, I'm going to stereotype you and assume that if you work in sales you're probably a cocaine-inhaler douche....just to be fair, but you probably already knew it and are proud of it.
      Jan 10
    • New / Product
      llluminati

      New Product

      BIO
      I make stuff and I’m super into it.
      llluminatimore
      OP
      All I know is I probably fucked your prom date
      Jan 10
    • New / Eng |l|l||l|l|
      Jokes on you, we didn't have prom dates and we certainly didn't jack you off. That was your own mum you fucked.
      Jan 10
    • New / Product
      llluminati

      New Product

      BIO
      I make stuff and I’m super into it.
      llluminatimore
      OP
      Sorry I didnt recognize your crooked teeth batty boy, is your username what your bottom row of teeth looks like?
      Jan 10
    • New / Eng |l|l||l|l|
      No, it is the pattern of your mums pubes that I saw while we were both fucking her.
      Jan 10
    • New / Product
      llluminati

      New Product

      BIO
      I make stuff and I’m super into it.
      llluminatimore
      OP
      Told you she kept the lawn manicured 👊
      Jan 10
    • Microsoft / Other
      Scads

      Microsoft Other

      PRE
      Uber, Netflix, Amazon, Google, Facebook
      Scadsmore
      Keep going. This is an interesting nerd fight
      Jan 10
    • Facebook pndubs
      Oh ffs. This is why people think SV is a cesspool of tech bro machismo and entitled privilege. Stop waving your TC around like it’s an extension of your dick and please be more decent human beings.
      Jan 10
    • New / Product
      llluminati

      New Product

      BIO
      I make stuff and I’m super into it.
      llluminatimore
      OP
      @pndubs Mark Zuckerberg looks like an autistic frog
      Jan 10
  • New / Eng
    smart 😎

    New Eng

    PRE
    Google
    BIO
    Googler, Single, Mumbai.
    smart 😎more
    Can you share evidences please?
    Jan 10 8
    • New / Product
      llluminati

      New Product

      BIO
      I make stuff and I’m super into it.
      llluminatimore
      OP
      Threads by engineers are all the same, referral, TC, etc. They never leave their house so they have nothing to post about.
      Jan 10
    • New / Eng
      smart 😎

      New Eng

      PRE
      Google
      BIO
      Googler, Single, Mumbai.
      smart 😎more
      What have you done differently?
      Jan 10
    • New / Product
      llluminati

      New Product

      BIO
      I make stuff and I’m super into it.
      llluminatimore
      OP
      Started a thread that wasnt referral fishing or TC
      Jan 10
    • New / Eng
      smart 😎

      New Eng

      PRE
      Google
      BIO
      Googler, Single, Mumbai.
      smart 😎more
      That's first time now. Nothing before this? Then why to complain. Negativity.
      Jan 10
    • Amazon / Eng Chad🕶
      That's why i use this app mainly for the enjoyment of pointing out people's stupidity in their posts/ comments. With some occasional solid advice for the earnest seekers
      Jan 10
    • New / Product
      llluminati

      New Product

      BIO
      I make stuff and I’m super into it.
      llluminatimore
      OP
      Smart go back to making threads about yourself #girlpower
      Jan 10
    • New / Eng
      smart 😎

      New Eng

      PRE
      Google
      BIO
      Googler, Single, Mumbai.
      smart 😎more
      Why so much hate. Cool.
      Jan 10
    • New / Product
      llluminati

      New Product

      BIO
      I make stuff and I’m super into it.
      llluminatimore
      OP
      Why did you delete #girlpower?
      Jan 10
  • Microsoft lalalond
    I am an engineer but I am all for this.
    Jan 10 0
  • Microsoft rightnow
    Sure you can.
    Bring a few floppy disks for the installation package.
    Jan 10 0
  • Microsoft
    Dulqer

    Microsoft

    PRE
    Amazon
    BIO
    Manager of small dev team in Azure
    Dulqermore
    Take it easy folks, this is just a troll. And y'all just feeding it.
    Jan 10 4
    • New / Product
      llluminati

      New Product

      BIO
      I make stuff and I’m super into it.
      llluminatimore
      OP
      Trolling is a art
      Jan 10
    • Microsoft
      Dulqer

      Microsoft

      PRE
      Amazon
      BIO
      Manager of small dev team in Azure
      Dulqermore
      Agree
      Jan 11
    • New / Sales
      llluminati

      New Sales

      BIO
      I make stuff and I’m super into it.
      llluminatimore
      OP
      Pretty good huh? Babby’s first troll thread. New one is “is google dead” - almost at “on fire”. I think its 50 posts?
      Jan 11
    • Microsoft
      Dulqer

      Microsoft

      PRE
      Amazon
      BIO
      Manager of small dev team in Azure
      Dulqermore
      Well done 😃
      Jan 11
  • NewRelic BPrH48
    Who hurt you? Maybe you should delete blind.
    Jan 10 0
  • Compass / Eng
    FUPayMe

    Compass Eng

    PRE
    Google
    FUPayMemore
    These PMs need a safe place to hide from the high TC engineers... poor thing.
    Jan 10 2
    • Microsoft cout<<
      This person isn’t even a PM, from the comments it seems they’re sales and marketing.
      Jan 10
    • Compass / Eng
      FUPayMe

      Compass Eng

      PRE
      Google
      FUPayMemore
      Same shit
      Jan 10
  • Evernote bakbak🐔
    Submit a feature request for a private section like we have but called Lounge lol
    Jan 10 1
    • New / Product
      llluminati

      New Product

      BIO
      I make stuff and I’m super into it.
      llluminatimore
      OP
      And you can invite people by title? Good idea. Luckily Illuminati is everywhere so I’ll let them know.
      Jan 10
  • Microsoft
    PopUpVideo

    Microsoft

    PRE
    Amazon
    PopUpVideomore
    I like the idea in that a lot of people on Blind do seem to only want to hear input from a particular demographic. We need a filter button to only hear input from a certain:
    - job role
    - gender
    - age group
    - nationality
    - marital status
    - group of companies
    Jan 10 2
    • Dropbox drl/food
      I was told we need diversity.
      Jan 10
    • Microsoft lalalond
      I like this idea. You don’t want to get advice about arranged marriage from Americans for example. Or marriage/career advice from 22 years old.
      Jan 11
  • New b37
    I don't mind posts from engineers but I wish there were more non-engineers posting their TC so that the rest of us could get a feel for how much people are paid
    Jan 10 2
    • Google OpEarVoice
      TC is, after all, the entire point of Blind and language/life in general.
      Jan 10
    • Verizon TheRealOJ
      It’s the only pay that’s gonna matter in 10 years, and then 10 more years you can login and know TC will be a standard stipend cause Ava fucked us when she ditched Caleb and took his helicopter.
      Jan 10
  • Apple vErx86
    “In your opinion”

    We’d be in the same situation if Blind was mostly baristas, cosmetologists, or bankers. There are terrible people everywhere. But calling engineers terrible because Blind is mostly engineers is naive.

    Also, fuck you, I’m an engineer. :)
    Jan 10 0
  • Apple woodo
    Check out anonymous alcoholics club around the corner.
    Jan 10 0
  • Flagged by the community.

  • Microsoft cout<<
    So you want a sales and marketing lounge?
    Jan 10 0
  • Dropbox drl/food
    It's called Facebook
    Jan 10 0
  • Oracle doznuts
    Might as well have posted this question on r/roastme
    Jan 10 0
  • New PcNF27
    We do have a life, it’s outside of Blind. I use Blind to get advice and improve my career then call my real friends to go out for a drink..
    Jan 10 0
  • New / Eng
    hYw82bsos

    New Eng

    PRE
    McGraw-Hill Education
    hYw82bsosmore
    So you want to filter out a majority of the users from a tech app? Good luck there. You must be real fun at parties.
    Jan 10 0

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