Can we please end bro shaming?

I’m tired of feeling marginalized and it honestly triggers me everytime I’m not addressed as “bro”. Fat shaming, slut shaming, DevOps shaming, you name it. There are protected classes. What about bros? Why can’t we protect bros? How come purple haired folk can scream and cry about something new each week but us bros can’t crush a sick workout, pound a brotein shake and an adderall in the Porsche our dad got us at graduation post workout, and blast the latest 3LAU Hau5 mix in the parking lot to get super pumped to tackle some tight af pull requests before standup? Where’s my voice? #brogramming