You have a penis and all other guys peeing at urinals do too. You're not a special snowflake.
I have the biggest one FYI.
Just one ? I have more than one FYI
I didnt even know this was a thing
Look over the dividers at the other guys’ junk and see how they do it. They’ll go from being a stranger to someone you’re intimately familiar with before leaving the bathroom. Guaranteed success.
Yeah, your name name says it all anyway! 🍌
This is the best way to make new friends.
I am glad there are others like me. Usually I don't use stalls and use the commode instead. The occasional times I have tried using a stall (when no one's around) and someone walked in, I would go to another floor and go the commode route.
Company name checks out
I wish those were condoms on a stick.
This situation is called Paruresis. Brad Pitt's character in fight club movie has this problem too (mentions it in a dialogue when he has to pee before Norton). Here is the wiki link (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paruresis) I used to have this for a very long period (10 years I guess) but gradually faded away
I relate to this deeply. To the point I won’t accept an offer if their restrooms are poor. I love fully covered restrooms, so you can’t see each other’s legs and hear much.
Then pee on someone
That’s actually much harder
Do y'all pee full pressure splashing the fluid around or subtly direct it to the sides so it cascades into the drain? Asking for a friend.
We that can think it is funny you can’t.
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