Can’t pee next to someone

Amazon jhqYa
Jul 11 38 Comments

And I’ve noticed many other guys can’t either. Why aren’t we talking more about this? How do I deal with this? Not usually shy.

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TOP 38 Comments
  • Databricks Gjsmze
    You have a penis and all other guys peeing at urinals do too. You're not a special snowflake.
    Jul 11 7
    • Deloitte
      bananafone

      Deloitte

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      Deloitte
      bananafonemore
      Mine is bigger user3.0
      Jul 12
    • ICU Medical / Mktg
      user3.0

      ICU Medical Mktg

      BIO
      Trying my own thing but doing something for someone else. 🤷🏼‍♂️
      user3.0more
      Bet.
      Jul 12
    • Deloitte
      bananafone

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      Deloitte
      bananafonemore
      Challenge accepted. What’s the wager?
      Jul 12
    • ICU Medical / Mktg
      user3.0

      ICU Medical Mktg

      BIO
      Trying my own thing but doing something for someone else. 🤷🏼‍♂️
      user3.0more
      Dick sucked?
      Jul 12
    • Deloitte
      bananafone

      Deloitte

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      Deloitte
      bananafonemore
      I’m in. Brojobs: no matter who wins, everyone wins.

      Post/DM me that dick bro. I’ll send mine back. Let’s get this party started.
      Jul 12
  • Deloitte
    bananafone

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    Deloitte
    bananafonemore
    Look over the dividers at the other guys’ junk and see how they do it. They’ll go from being a stranger to someone you’re intimately familiar with before leaving the bathroom. Guaranteed success.
    Jul 11 2
    • Goldman Sachs faith91
      Yeah, your name name says it all anyway! 🍌
      Jul 11
    • Amazon mSOf23
      This is the best way to make new friends.
      Jul 11
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    • Microsoft stink
      So you give out those and say would you like to suck a cox ?
      Jul 12
    • Cox Automotive / Mgmt EMlN12
      Everyone loves a good Cox sucker.
      Jul 12
    • Clover Health sinkinship
      Cox sucker and proud.
      Jul 12
    • Deloitte
      bananafone

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      bananafonemore
      Choo choo brojob

      Wait wut
      Jul 12
    • Clover Health sinkinship
      I mean.... ok
      Jul 12
  • Intel Act2016
    We that can think it is funny you can’t.
    Jul 11 1
    • Amazon jhqYa
      OP
      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
      Jul 11
  • Microsoft
    Tier 1

    Microsoft

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    #1 in Prestige
    Tier 1more
    Jul 16 0
  • SAP kilavar
    I am glad there are others like me. Usually I don't use stalls and use the commode instead. The occasional times I have tried using a stall (when no one's around) and someone walked in, I would go to another floor and go the commode route.
    Jul 11 0
  • Avanade / IT
    gGui67

    Avanade IT

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    Avanade
    gGui67more
    Do y'all pee full pressure splashing the fluid around or subtly direct it to the sides so it cascades into the drain? Asking for a friend.
    Jul 11 2
    • Amazon jhqYa
      OP
      i shoot out of like a hose and ricochet piss off my forehead while maintaining intense eye contact with the guy next to me
      Jul 11
    • Avanade / IT
      gGui67

      Avanade IT

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      gGui67more
      😂😂
      Jul 11
  • Sirius XM / Mktg MktgNalsis
    Read the words on the top of the toilet backwards by letter. In the military they used to look directly at our junk during drug tests to make sure nothing funny went on. The reading backwards blanks your brain and makes it easy to go. Also useful for pissing off the back of a sailboat heeled over in the gulf stream as I found out. I
    Jul 11 0
  • Juniper scandeep
    Does amazon men’s restrooms have a trough?
    Jul 11 1
    • Deloitte
      bananafone

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      bananafonemore
      The bars I frequent do. Great bonding experience.
      Jul 12
  • Credit Karma kqqo46
    Then pee on someone
    Jul 11 1
    • Microsoft stink
      That’s actually much harder
      Jul 12
  • Facebook / Eng
    asdgjytre

    Facebook Eng

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    asdgjytremore
    I relate to this deeply. To the point I won’t accept an offer if their restrooms are poor. I love fully covered restrooms, so you can’t see each other’s legs and hear much.
    Jul 11 0
  • eBay / Data thatsit
    This situation is called Paruresis. Brad Pitt's character in fight club movie has this problem too (mentions it in a dialogue when he has to pee before Norton). Here is the wiki link (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paruresis) I used to have this for a very long period (10 years I guess) but gradually faded away
    Jul 11 0
  • Google / Eng batmobile
    I didnt even know this was a thing
    Jul 11 0
  • Jet / Other
    gtfoorgtfo

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    Starbucks
    gtfoorgtfomore
    Close your eyes, imagine you’re on a tropical island, standing next to a palm tree
    Jul 11 2
    • Cox Automotive / Mgmt EMlN12
      Soft sand. Wind is blowing. You hear birds chirping in the distance. But, wait. What the hell are you doing on a tropical island...?
      Jul 11
    • Microsoft stink
      And imaging you are next to an electric pole - now lift your left leg
      Jul 12
  • Intel gifkapa
    Jesus Christ man, have some confidence in yourself.
    Jul 11 0

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