And I’ve noticed many other guys can’t either. Why aren’t we talking more about this? How do I deal with this? Not usually shy.
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- Databricks GjsmzeYou have a penis and all other guys peeing at urinals do too. You're not a special snowflake.
- Look over the dividers at the other guys’ junk and see how they do it. They’ll go from being a stranger to someone you’re intimately familiar with before leaving the bathroom. Guaranteed success.
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- Do y'all pee full pressure splashing the fluid around or subtly direct it to the sides so it cascades into the drain? Asking for a friend.
- Sirius XM / Mktg MktgNalsisRead the words on the top of the toilet backwards by letter. In the military they used to look directly at our junk during drug tests to make sure nothing funny went on. The reading backwards blanks your brain and makes it easy to go. Also useful for pissing off the back of a sailboat heeled over in the gulf stream as I found out. I
- eBay / Data thatsitThis situation is called Paruresis. Brad Pitt's character in fight club movie has this problem too (mentions it in a dialogue when he has to pee before Norton). Here is the wiki link (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paruresis) I used to have this for a very long period (10 years I guess) but gradually faded away
- Jet / Other gtfoorgtfomoreClose your eyes, imagine you’re on a tropical island, standing next to a palm tree