Capital One Data Breach - everyone get in here to laugh

Where's the crapital one guy? would he say something along the lines of "this is what happens when you promote everyone to a senior and have no hiring bar"

“Alleged hacker, a former employee of Amazon Web Services” Lol *no judgment on AWS, just found this funny

Now I don't feel as bad that CapitalOne abruptly closed my account for 6 months of inactivity several years ago. Would rather have my credit score dinged for a bit than have my identity stolen. CapitalOne's credit cards blow anyway.

Wtf I had just reactivated my credit card couple months ago.. since they don’t hv international fees 😩😩

Only terrible companies have massive data breaches.

Passwords and encryption were okay in the days when computers had everything measured in kilobytes. Computer security needs a do over.

Lol I'm so glad I recently left the company

Wonder if the accused was on blind - Seattle, FAANG, security enthusiast - checks a few boxes - or may be she used her off hours time in some other noble pursuit.