Coining a new term

Capital One / Eng Sashimi
Mar 24, 2018 40 Comments

CLAANG

Capital One, LinkedIn, Amazon, Apple, Netflix, Google.

Facebook is so done after this week. Time for a real Tech Company to step in. That's us.

What the fuck is in YOUR wallet?

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TOP 40 Comments
  • Microsoft 1wordAnswr
    Are you not the one who spams credit card application every two week to us?
    Mar 24, 2018 5
    • Capital One / Eng Sashimi
      OP
      No, that's your mailman/mailwoman. But they wanted me to let you know that you've been pre-approved for a Platinum Credit Card. Congratulations!!! 🎉🎉🎉
      Mar 24, 2018
    • Axtria keep_calm
      @Sashimi let's not even talk about cap one. They might be a cool company, but they are the biggest spammer I have ever seen.

      Every 2 weeks I receive a letter for pre approved credit card. I have no idea how do I stop receiving it. More importantly, I can't even remember signing up for it or giving them the access to my personal info.

      Also, is 'Credit One' one of your alliances? They are second to you in terms of spamming my mail box
      Mar 24, 2018
    • Capital One / Eng Sashimi
      OP
      Credit One is not an affiliate, their logo looks just like it's though.

      And regarding spam, most companies spam us. I get slammed with FB notifications and don't get me started on LinkedIn...
      Mar 24, 2018
    • Amazon / Eng ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
      @keep_calm: welcome to America! There’s nothing you can do about it. It’s actually a good sign, it means your credit is good. You should be getting these routinely from different credit card companies. They get your credit info from the credit bureaus and add you to their spam list if your score is good enough.
      Mar 25, 2018
    • Axtria keep_calm
      Not really. They just spam you.

      I got a similar letter for a pre approved card from Chase, when my credit history was pretty new. I applied for it and got rejected 😂

      These spam letters are utterly useless.
      Mar 25, 2018
  • Amazon RBMY63
    ... LinkedIn is owned by Microsoft.
    Facebook, 5 year stock increase: 500%
    Google/Alphabet: 166%
    Netflix: 1140%
    Amazon: 466%
    Apple: 175%
    Capital One: 73%

    One year doesn’t look better.

    The acronym is very specifically about stock growth, and more specifically potential. I know past performance isn’t indicative of future performance.

    I do think this is meant as a funny joke, but you have to sell it a little harder.
    Mar 24, 2018 7
    • Amazon RBMY63
      Can we also spin domino’s as a tech company? Give Cramer a call.
      Mar 24, 2018
    • Capital One / Eng Sashimi
      OP
      Fuck it we're splintering off from the rest of you fake tech companies.

      DANCE

      Domino's, Arby's, Nestle, Capital One, Enron
      Mar 24, 2018
    • Amazon RBMY63
      Domino’s looks good
      Arby’s is a subsidiary of a privately held company, so stock performance... hrm
      Nestle up 11% in 5 years
      Enron...

      This is a fun name game, though.
      Mar 24, 2018
    • Qualcomm slammer
      Can we see next five years as well. Cramer will cry as well
      Mar 24, 2018
    • Gap / Eng randUser
      JAANG

      the J is for $JNUG
      Mar 24, 2018
  • Amazon picapica
    CLapping to the PR
    Mar 24, 2018 1
    • Capital One / Eng Sashimi
      OP
      👏👏👏
      Mar 24, 2018
  • Axtria keep_calm
    The OP is biased towards his own company, hence this new term
    Mar 24, 2018 2
    • Google / Eng
      NotAnHrSpy

      Google Eng

      PRE
      Uber, Microsoft
      NotAnHrSpymore
      Thanks for explaining it to us.
      Mar 24, 2018
    • Capital One / Eng Sashimi
      OP
      Not even biased. Just shitposting!
      Mar 24, 2018
  • Cruise Automation safestop
    The only time I used capital one, was when i was too FOB to get a real credit card
    Mar 24, 2018 4
    • Capital One / Eng Sashimi
      OP
      Wait people actually apply for our cards? 😮
      Mar 24, 2018
    • Facebook / Creative
      Sometimes it has crazy perks. Uber discounts were rad, I saved thousands on those...
      Mar 24, 2018
    • Facebook / Creative
      For those who missed, Capital One had unlimited 20% discount on Uber......
      Mar 24, 2018
    • Axtria keep_calm
      What?! Damn, I spent $50 everyday on Uber for so many weeks!!! Shit, I so wish I knew about this earlier.

      But anyway, I don't think they would have approved a credit card for me with the not-so-good credit I had back then.
      Mar 24, 2018
  • Facebook cynical.ly
    As long as we are shit posting, may be it should be Cap One, Uber, Netflix and Tesla?
    Mar 24, 2018 1
    • Capital One / Eng Sashimi
      OP
      😍😍😍
      Mar 24, 2018
  • Lyft lyft123.
    Thanks for the laugh
    Mar 24, 2018 1
    • Capital One / Eng Sashimi
      OP
      It's not a laugh, it's a revolution ❤️
      Mar 24, 2018
  • eBay lgBm48
    No thanks! Not gonna buy this like the CapitolOne spams in my mailbox!
    All the C graders from my school work there 😂
    Mar 24, 2018 1
    • Amazon / Eng
      Hooliganss

      Amazon Eng

      BIO
      AWS
      Hooliganssmore
      Do the A graders work at eBay? :)
      Mar 25, 2018
  • Capital One / Eng madman
    Capital One a true tech company? No words!
    Mar 25, 2018 4
    • Capital One / Eng Sashimi
      OP
      Do you even go to an all hands? They remind us every time! "Let's face it, we ARE a tech company!"
      Mar 25, 2018
    • Capital One / Eng madman
      Lol! Which orgs all hands? I am pretty sure you are being sarcastic here
      Mar 25, 2018
    • Amazon / Eng
      Hooliganss

      Amazon Eng

      BIO
      AWS
      Hooliganssmore
      You using tech? Then you in a tech company fam!
      Mar 25, 2018
    • Capital One / Eng Sashimi
      OP
      I don't even know which org I'm in anymore.
      Mar 25, 2018
  • Lyft kovax
    Laugh all you want but the execs at capital one make a lot more than you sr. engineer, yet are less qualified than eng interns.
    Mar 25, 2018 0
  • Visa Laal Pan
    Hahahah Capital one
    Mar 25, 2018 1
    • Capital One / Eng Sashimi
      OP
      Hahahah Visa
      Mar 29, 2018
  • Apple Elon Musk!
    Magna
    Mar 25, 2018 0
  • Capital One Kth214
    If you want to stop all the junk in the mail.

    https://www.optoutprescreen.com
    Mar 25, 2018 0