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Date ideas for Silicon Valley nerds

Microsoft fujeezus
Feb 8

So you’re a 35+ year old tech nerd in Silicon Valley. What overnight or evening date could a woman suggest to pique your interest? No, not sex, that’s a given.

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  • Cavium aFO74V5Xxx
    For every leetcode easy solved, she gives one kiss.. For every LC medium, one BJ.. and for every LC hard one hard f*k in ur favourite position..
    Feb 81
    • Microsoft fujeezus
      OP
      I would dump the nerd that suggested this
      Feb 8
  • Akamai Technologies / Cust. Srv.✅✅✅
    “DP Hard”.. a true nerd will figure out which one 🤣
    Feb 80
  • Amazon KHCr70
    "Overnight date without sex"?

    Right, good luck getting a 35+ guy to wrap his head around that...
    Feb 84
    • Microsoft fujeezus
      OP
      No dummie. Sex happens regardless. It is a relationship after all. You must not be great with the opposite sex.
      Feb 8
    • Vertivco / Eng
      FastPapuan

      VertivcoEng

      PRE
      Youtube, American Bureau of Shipping, Facebook
      FastPapuanmore
      Yes, too much discrimination happens against us.
      Feb 8
    • Amazon KHCr70
      I dont think my relationship with the opposite sex is the problem here. More like your grammar
      Feb 9
    • Microsoft fujeezus
      OP
      Oh yeah, grammar will totally get you laid 😂
      Feb 9
  • Tesla 100thieves
    LC easy in 10 mins = kiss
    LC med in 10 mins = bj
    LC hard in 10 mins = strip one piece of garment
    Feb 83
    • Microsoft fujeezus
      OP
      I would dump the nerd that suggested this
      Feb 8
    • Amazon Username*
      One person sitting on the computer, stressed and under time pressure... other person bored, waiting?
      🤔Wait. One person on the computer finally solves a problem. Looks around. No one else is there anymore.
      Feb 8
    • Tesla 100thieves
      If both are not into leetcode I don’t see this relationship working out long term.
      Feb 8
  • Starcraft tournament
    Feb 82
    • Amazon kskxien
      Yessss
      Feb 8
    • New
      TinyGirl

      New

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      Google
      TinyGirlmore
      Poor guy would lose so hard against me he would pack and go home 😂
      Feb 9
  • New mdGG61
    It wildly depends on the kind of nerd. Gotta give us more info.
    Feb 83
  • Visa
    byrd

    Visa

    BIO
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    byrdmore
    Overnight? Trip to nearby place like Tahoe, Napa, Monterey, etc.

    Evening? Movie, museum, board games, taking an art or cooking class together
    Feb 80
  • New @(^_^)@
    Computer History Museum would really let him know that you know what's up.
    Feb 82
    • New @(^_^)@
      Gaaaah I just checked and it closes at 5 every day. Boooooo!
      Feb 8
    • Microsoft fujeezus
      OP
      Ah shoot that woulda been good
      Feb 9
  • Quanergy Systems Hshruduxhe
    dinner with his mom
    Feb 90
  • Yahoo / EngTC or GTF0
    Dave and Busters
    Comedy club
    Bowling
    Billiards

    Tech nerds don’t need to do something nerdy for a date
    Feb 80
  • Apple / Designxanaduuu
    🍿
    Feb 80
  • Amazon / Eng
    eisenhwr

    AmazonEng

    PRE
    Google
    eisenhwrmore
    Board Games are great. You're doing something together, there's space for non creepy physical contact (high fives, etc.), and it's fun and nerd.
    Feb 81
    • Amazon / Other
      -

      AmazonOther

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      Amazon
      BIO
      Why the fuck do you think I would put any personal information in an anonymous chat app? You seem really confused, @blind
      -more
      Speaking of this, maybe go on meetup and find a board game group in your area so it's not just the two of you. The NY Public Library does board game meetups too; maybe the libraries in your city have something like this.
      Feb 9
  • eBay YAgV34
    You cooking dinner for him at your place. Nerds hates cooking. Also going out isn’t the best for a nerd. And you don’t want to go to the nerd’s place
    Feb 90
  • Watching Star Wars movies all night long
    Feb 80
  • If a woman has to suggest it than the only thing I can think of is
    Feb 91
    • Cavium fh54Xbx65e
      I would die for this.. i want to be in that guy's position.. accept me, mistress
      Feb 9
  • Cadence Efx1
    Pizza and beer in a cave with a gaming machine.
    6d0
  • American Express / Eng
    GoJava

    American ExpressEng

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    JPMorgan Chase & Co., Bank of America
    GoJavamore
    Escape room
    Feb 90
  • Airo Health eooB85
    You’re overcomplicating this. Talk about nerdy stuff and let him see that you get it. Mission accomplished.
    Feb 90
  • New hvWe52
    Play video games together?
    Feb 80

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