We bought you. You know you belong to Microsoft which means there are things we need to do for integration, so when I approach you to onboard you to things per our leadership, don’t be a dick about it.
You can treat me like trash, but don’t forget your place. You need to check your attitudes and snap to at Microsoft. You’re a conquered nation, surrender.
Vent - irritated at the 12 year olds who work at these companies and think they can still be a rogue entities. Grow up! I can’t wait until Satya hacks you guys up and lays off 75% of you idiots.
It was not like either LinkedIn or GitHub was doing even less than great as individual companies and Microsoft saved us. Don't hate you can always apply like everyone else.