Do you ask your manager or pair programmer for bathroom breaks?

Nvidia btfd
Jul 9 25 Comments

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  • Google
    GCoin

    Google

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    Apple
    GCoinmore
    What! Thanks for helping me cross out nvidia from the list of companies Iโ€™d work for FOREVER
    Jul 9 4
    • Nvidia btfd
      OP
      We don't have any ads jobs so ..
      Jul 10
    • Google
      GCoin

      Google

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      Apple
      GCoinmore
      No ads jobs!! Damn it!! If only we did other things at Google as well.
      Jul 10
    • Nvidia btfd
      OP
      Sorry maybe when ๐ŸŽ buys you they'll turn the ad subsidiary into GooglePorn
      Jul 10
    • Google
      GCoin

      Google

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      Apple
      GCoinmore
      Amen ๐Ÿ™
      Jul 10
  • Google pxel
    Haha pair program. At Albertsons they do programming orgies
    Jul 9 1
    • Amazon i9ju7u
      Shit now I really wanna go
      Jul 9
  • eBay
    seat

    eBay

    BIO
    Why did you click on me ๐Ÿ˜ก
    seatmore
    We share the same urinal when we go pee
    Jul 9 0
  • Amazon wamen
    Do whatever you want with your pair-peemate, but DONโ€™T CROSS THE STREAMS!

    (Itโ€™s a Ghostbusters reference, for you youngens)
    Jul 9 2
    • Spotify thanus
      Jobโ€™s done, itโ€™s miller time!
      Jul 9
    • Amazon i9ju7u
      He poops, I pee between his legs. We share the toilet, like we share the IDE. Perfect harmony
      Jul 9
  • Yahoo lannis
    I hold his. He holds mine. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†
    Jul 9 0
  • Apple / Eng lmfaoapple
    At my TC my standing desk comes with a standing toilet
    Jul 9 0
  • eBay eBay HR
    We shake each otherโ€™s dong(le)s after we tinkle. Itโ€™s totally not gay.
    Jul 9 0
  • Tesla InmR60
    If I domt say this phrase usually my boss says no and punishes me with more work. "Dear king, may I please use the bathrooms"
    Jul 9 0
  • Microsoft
    bdtc

    Microsoft

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    Albertsons
    bdtcmore
    We just share the bottle at my desk.
    Jul 9 0
  • Amazon klulez
    Do you pair program at nvidia?
    Jul 9 1
    • Nvidia btfd
      OP
      Depends on the pair
      Jul 10
  • Microsoft tfsUEwWt
    No but I do let them know when I'm about to let one rip.
    Jul 9 0
  • VMware SweetPease
    Thatโ€™s what laptops are for
    Jul 9 0
  • Airbnb / Eng savoir
    We pair at the urinals too if you know what I mean
    Jul 9 0
  • Facebook / Eng dbiswbdidb
    Every comment here deserved my like ๐Ÿ˜‚
    Jul 9 0
  • FlexTrade Systems blockchai
    10x programmers do not pee. They pee only in their sleep for more time and space efficiency.
    Jul 10 0
  • LinkedIn moooooooo
    In the words of the great red: "These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. After long enough, you get so you depend on 'em. That's 'institutionalized.' "
    Jul 9 0
  • eBay gsyabGx
    No, coz we program in the bathroom
    Jul 9 0

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