Don't go close to that girl!

Aug 23, 2018 38 Comments

Is she pretty ?
Is she beautiful ?

That's not the question.
Question is : does she work in your company? If the answer is "yes" then stay the duck away from her.

Don'ts:
- go to 1 on 1 in a closed place.
- meet outside work place.
- touch or smile or anything while communicating.
- use emojis of any ducking kind!!

Always:
- be in a group.
- look left, down, right, up and away from her
- use email and have at least 1 more person in CC in all the emails

Stay safe. Use distance. Just stay the duck away from girls at work. Apart from work related discussions.

You love your free food at google or facebook? You love your coffee at amazon? Stocks at uber ? Life on planet earth?
Do you still want to be able to afford and watch "Thanos getting killed?"

Do you want a stable life ?

STAY AWAY FROM WOMEN AT WORK, ROMANTICALLY!!!

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Coming from someone who has seen too many bad things happening to guys with 0 bad intentions.

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TOP 38 Comments
  • ZocDoc JQLc20
    I really hope this is trolling. And even then it’s lame. It’s not funny dude.
    Aug 23, 2018 4
    • OP
      Sir/Madam

      Please don't mind. But this is the truth.
      Aug 23, 2018
    • ZocDoc JQLc20
      You’ve edited the original content quite a bit. It used to say a lot more about not interacting with women at work in any capacity.

      Good to see you’ve learned something from this thread.
      Aug 23, 2018
    • OP
      I edited the topics. It's the same content. Let's not assume things.
      Aug 23, 2018
    • New
      Bamb

      New

      PRE
      UM WW
      Bambmore
      OP... YOU are assuming things. Women aren’t out to fuck you over with some harassment lawsuit...
      Aug 23, 2018
  • Hopper / Other Hhuibfdbn
    Or you know, just be a nice person and not do creepy shit
    Aug 23, 2018 2
    • OP
      Sir/Madam

      Lol
      Aug 23, 2018
    • Being a nice person does not cover legally your ass when shit hits the fan
      Aug 23, 2018
  • Apple vErx86
    I guess if this works for you, then by all means. There have been plenty of relationships started through work. Just don’t be an idiot and press a girl for something that she obviously doesn’t want.

    Social cues people. Learn to read them.
    Aug 23, 2018 5
    • OP
      Sir/Madam

      People from different backgrounds have different understanding of the "cues"
      Aug 23, 2018
    • Apple vErx86
      Sure, but if a girl says “no” in any language it should be clear. Also, the key word here is “learn”.
      Aug 23, 2018
    • OP
      My guess is you are a girl.
      Aug 23, 2018
    • Cloudera wersfgv
      And my guess is you are Indian.
      Aug 23, 2018
    • NetScout / Eng batua
      I think wersfgv is onto something
      Aug 23, 2018
  • Facebook misaeng
    🦆
    Aug 23, 2018 1
  • Cerner kc_ninja
    Have to agree with OP. Don’t shit where you eat! Period!
    Aug 23, 2018 1
  • Amazon / Eng Am A Bot
    This is misinformation. I’m a guy engineer and have worked with women (engineers or not) for years—no issues. I’ve mentored quite a few of them, met with them one-on-one, or had lunch with them.

    The key part is to be professional. Don’t leer at them, don’t stare but do look at them in the eye, that kind of stuff.
    Aug 23, 2018 0
  • Lending Club Gklnfvdknv
    People are different and have different emotional levels. Your rules doesn’t apply for not even 10% work force.

    Also not everyone’s life is simple to explain or sort out. So, chill and grow up
    Aug 23, 2018 1
    • OP
      Sir/Madam

      It's a general advice. Take it or leave it. Depends on if you want your job.
      Aug 23, 2018
  • VMware oeslo
    What happens if she trips and landed on my dick?
    Aug 23, 2018 2
    • OP
      Not a bad question.

      1. Don't walk naked with your junk out
      2. Push her away, check your balls are okay and then call an ambulance right away.
      Keep a video proof as you will need it.

      Aug 23, 2018
    • Uber urbduek
      Wear jock strap at work. Also don't have instant hard on when she lands
      Aug 23, 2018
  • Salesforce
    L2norm

    Salesforce

    PRE
    IBM, Hologic
    BIO
    I am blind to something and you are too.
    L2normmore
    Girl here, and I agree with OP. Would generalize to all genders and all romantic relationships at work.
    When relationships go sour, people become jerks and even a perfectly consensual relationship can cause professional damage should the circumstances go wrong!
    If I started a relationship with someone in my company I'd be looking to change jobs. Or at least move to a different location.
    Aug 23, 2018 1
  • Allscripts hsje48
    Okay so in short act professional at work? If you only have a binary choice between being a perv or a professional at work, def pick being professional.
    Aug 23, 2018 1
    • OP
      Sir/Madam

      I meant don't do those things even accidentally.
      Aug 23, 2018
  • Intel babubhatt
    Seriously? This is the Mike Pence strategy, and it seriously does women a disservice.

    Tech leadership is mostly male and it’s bs if those leaders only mentor / meet 1:1 with other men, or will only email other men without someone in the cc.

    Better rule: don’t be an asshole.
    Aug 26, 2018 0
  • Lending Club Gklnfvdknv
    Giggity Giggity Goo!
    Aug 23, 2018 0
  • Facebook public
    Unless you are attractive and non creepy then ignore everything above.
    Aug 23, 2018 2
    • OP
      First of all. Everyone is attractive in their own way. So let's not body shame any one.
      Secondly, creepy is a relative feeling. Can Brad Pitt be creepy?
      Anyways if you are a male stay away
      Aug 23, 2018
    • Facebook public
      No, brad cannot be creepy because he is objectively attractive.
      Aug 23, 2018
  • Guidewire ☁️🌎
    This is dumb 🤦‍♀️
    Aug 26, 2018 0
  • Google saveme
    Look there are 20k+ employees here at Google bay area offices. I personally know many couples within the company. So chill! I'd avoid within the same team, or in your report chain.
    Aug 23, 2018 2
    • Google saveme
      I'm a woman fwiw.
      Aug 23, 2018
    • OP
      Madam

      Yes. Those exist. But better to avoid.
      Just stay away or move jobs.
      Aug 23, 2018
  • Amazon Pooper69
    At my past company my boss met his now wife at work. They both were to 10% performers. Their roles required trips, meetings, etc together. Honestly if it weren’t for their same last names and wedding rings you wouldn’t even guess they were married. I felt no awkwardness from their relationship.
    Aug 23, 2018 0

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