Dumps per day

Amazon boy_cool
Jan 31 21 Comments

In a day, usually how many times do you take a dump?

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  • Microsoft BarFoo
    Where’s 0? Really. I shit you not.
    Jan 312
    • Microsoft Harmar
      Apparently so.
      Jan 31
    • Microsoft Harmar
      Also, that's not super healthy...you should talk to your doctor...

      I mean, once in a while skipping a day isn't bad, but if 0 is typical, that's not good.
      Jan 31
  • Western Digital rhrR87
    Why guys from India always asking odd questions?
    Jan 313
    • They are obsessed with poo.
      Jan 31
    • Amazon
      Proud_Dem

      Amazon

      BIO
      Yo-yo
      Proud_Demmore
      How do you know it’s a “guy” from India? Do blonde white girls not take a dump?
      Jan 31
    • Microsoft
      Tier 1

      Microsoft

      BIO
      #1 in Prestige
      Tier 1more
      No. Girls don’t poop
      Jan 31
  • Google ElronMusk
    There’s this guy who sits next to me who shits probably 5 times a day I swear. He’s also always disgustingly farting. I think he’s lactose intolerant and doesn’t know it.

    FML
    Jan 311
    • Autodesk Maxipus!
      Dammit that’s me! Not cool exposing me in public like that yo. Also sorry about those really smelly ones, need to cut out diary and stinky tofu from my diet.
      Jan 31
  • Red Hat opensource
    How about once every 2-3 days, chronic constipation FTW
    Jan 311
    • Microsoft ochgfs
      Miralax bruh
      Jan 31
  • Amazon LionKing!
    Exactly what I want to read in the morning...
    Jan 312
    • Microsoft BarFoo
      Were you on the shitter when you read it?
      Jan 31
    • Leanplum blings
      I am now!
      Jan 31
  • Google blind rox
    Core dump counts?
    Jan 310
  • Cognex afAv31
    About as often as I check Blind, hmm...
    Jan 310
  • Autodesk Maxipus!
    Avg 5 a day, all my life I ate bland food but in the last year have gone full on gangsta, every meal is something new and different. I guess that’s a fair price to pay to be a food blogger.
    Jan 310
  • Microsoft / Eng😈 Mornin⭐
    Why is this in Auto section?
    Feb 211
    • Amazon boy_cool
      OP
      changed the category.
      Feb 23
  • Meggitt / Enganon10101
    2 - 3
    I don't like 💩ing at work generally since I can't get fully naked like I do on my throne at home and am not able wash my ass afterwards.
    Jan 310
  • Oracle / Eng
    not_larry

    OracleEng

    BIO
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    not_larrymore
    Asking the important questions here 👏
    Jan 310

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