Employees at FAANG, what do you buy with all your prestige?

Amazon / Eng SmkWdEvyDy
7d 17 Comments

I feel like I must not be using my prestige well, because so far all it's gotten me is a few awkward conversations about being yet another Amazon drone in Seattle. Where do I got to trade it in for my Ferrari or free blow jobs or whatever? I figure since it's literally all anyone cares about here I must be missing something and using it wrong.

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  • Amazon broke&dumb
    prestige is only for FANG, not FAANG.
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    • Oracle
      not_larry

      Oracle

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      not_larrymore
      This. OP can rest now.
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    • Amazon / Eng SmkWdEvyDy
      OP
      You have released my soul. RIP in peaces me
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  • Apple onToilet
    Yep you have just realized what you truly are in the eyes of the general public. A pestulent corporate drone. A burden on the society. Overpaid coding monkey.

    Join me in celebrating this grand realization.
    7d 1
    • Amazon / Eng SmkWdEvyDy
      OP
      I mean, I knew that and I don't particularly care. I didn't get into tech to impress anyone (Okay, maybe my dad. Am I finally good enough?!). I just see so many people here that are ridiculously worried about like what tier 8 company none of us have even heard of has the most prestige. Or that want to be told, for the hundredth time, that everyone likes Google best. It's tiring.
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  • eBay jhdbcni
    Same as what you buy with blind money
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    • Amazon / Eng SmkWdEvyDy
      OP
      Oh, so it's just for happiness, satisfaction, and purpose in life? That makes sense
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    • eBay jhdbcni
      I like your positive spin on these shitty things
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  • Google topCon
    Sorry, there's no prestige at Amazon ;)
    7d 1
    • Facebook cochococho
      Thats why theres so many ex amazon at google huh
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  • Microsoft 🌲fiddy
    No one cares outside of Blind. On Blind it's just a way for the kids to feel special and for the trolls to troll others.
    7d 1
    • Twitter tcermax
      I am a troll and this is true.
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  • Google / Eng d3j88wq
    Ability to get another high-paying job more easily?
    7d 0
  • Facebook / Data g4ever
    Whenever I meet someone who gushes about FANG, I just go oh my sweet summer child! It seems you don’t like your weekends
    7d 0
  • Automattic gh0sted
    You use it when you leave the bubble, of course
    7d 0
  • Microsoft abcdhard
    They don’t spend. They just save.
    6d 0
  • Facebook irqL16
    Free blow jobs? I thought it was just free food. I’ll have to ask the benefits group.
    7d 0