Employees at FAANG, what do you buy with all your prestige?
I feel like I must not be using my prestige well, because so far all it's gotten me is a few awkward conversations about being yet another Amazon drone in Seattle. Where do I got to trade it in for my Ferrari or free blow jobs or whatever? I figure since it's literally all anyone cares about here I must be missing something and using it wrong.
You use it when you leave the bubble, of course
prestige is only for FANG, not FAANG.
Ability to get another high-paying job more easily?
Sorry, there's no prestige at Amazon ;)
Thats why theres so many ex amazon at google huh
Yep you have just realized what you truly are in the eyes of the general public. A pestulent corporate drone. A burden on the society. Overpaid coding monkey. Join me in celebrating this grand realization.
I mean, I knew that and I don't particularly care. I didn't get into tech to impress anyone (Okay, maybe my dad. Am I finally good enough?!). I just see so many people here that are ridiculously worried about like what tier 8 company none of us have even heard of has the most prestige. Or that want to be told, for the hundredth time, that everyone likes Google best. It's tiring.
No one cares outside of Blind. On Blind it's just a way for the kids to feel special and for the trolls to troll others.
I am a troll and this is true.
Whenever I meet someone who gushes about FANG, I just go oh my sweet summer child! It seems you donât like your weekends
Free blow jobs? I thought it was just free food. Iâll have to ask the benefits group.
They donât spend. They just save.
Same as what you buy with blind money
Oh, so it's just for happiness, satisfaction, and purpose in life? That makes sense
I like your positive spin on these shitty things