Employees at FAANG, what do you buy with all your prestige?

Amazon / Eng SmkWdEvyDy
Sep 11 17 Comments

I feel like I must not be using my prestige well, because so far all it's gotten me is a few awkward conversations about being yet another Amazon drone in Seattle. Where do I got to trade it in for my Ferrari or free blow jobs or whatever? I figure since it's literally all anyone cares about here I must be missing something and using it wrong.

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TOP 17 Comments
  • Amazon broke&dumb
    prestige is only for FANG, not FAANG.
    Sep 11 2
    • Oracle
      not_larry

      Oracle

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      Amazon
      not_larrymore
      This. OP can rest now.
      Sep 11
    • Amazon / Eng SmkWdEvyDy
      OP
      You have released my soul. RIP in peaces me
      Sep 11
  • Apple onToilet
    Yep you have just realized what you truly are in the eyes of the general public. A pestulent corporate drone. A burden on the society. Overpaid coding monkey.

    Join me in celebrating this grand realization.
    Sep 11 1
    • Amazon / Eng SmkWdEvyDy
      OP
      I mean, I knew that and I don't particularly care. I didn't get into tech to impress anyone (Okay, maybe my dad. Am I finally good enough?!). I just see so many people here that are ridiculously worried about like what tier 8 company none of us have even heard of has the most prestige. Or that want to be told, for the hundredth time, that everyone likes Google best. It's tiring.
      Sep 11
  • eBay jhdbcni
    Same as what you buy with blind money
    Sep 11 2
    • Amazon / Eng SmkWdEvyDy
      OP
      Oh, so it's just for happiness, satisfaction, and purpose in life? That makes sense
      Sep 11
    • eBay jhdbcni
      I like your positive spin on these shitty things
      Sep 11
  • Google topCon
    Sorry, there's no prestige at Amazon ;)
    Sep 11 1
    • Facebook cochococho
      Thats why theres so many ex amazon at google huh
      Sep 11
  • Microsoft 🌲fiddy
    No one cares outside of Blind. On Blind it's just a way for the kids to feel special and for the trolls to troll others.
    Sep 11 1
    • Twitter tcermax
      I am a troll and this is true.
      Sep 11
  • Google / Eng d3j88wq
    Ability to get another high-paying job more easily?
    Sep 11 0
  • Facebook / Data g4ever
    Whenever I meet someone who gushes about FANG, I just go oh my sweet summer child! It seems you don’t like your weekends
    Sep 11 0
  • Automattic gh0sted
    You use it when you leave the bubble, of course
    Sep 11 0
  • Microsoft abcdhard
    They don’t spend. They just save.
    Sep 12 0
  • Facebook irqL16
    Free blow jobs? I thought it was just free food. I’ll have to ask the benefits group.
    Sep 11 0

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