FRIDAY ROAST SESSION: Roast the sh*t out of the company above you in comments.

Apple LodaLasun
Nov 8 107 Comments

Go @ ME.

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  • Apple LodaLasun
    OP
    McCafe > McAfee
    Nov 8 0
  • Apple LodaLasun
    OP
    SAP is awesome

    SAID NOBODY EVER.
    Nov 8 0
  • Intuit zerosnarks
    Congrats on automating furniture
    Nov 8 1
    • Microsoft / Eng cool-kid
      Great comment 😂😂
      Nov 8
  • Symantec GoRams
    Google - 2005. Dont be Evil.
    Google - 2016. Don't be Google
    Nov 8 0
  • Amazon Vulgar
    Intuit: “because you can’t balance your own checkbook.”

    Millennials: “what’s a checkbook?”

    Intuit: “Fuuuck”
    Nov 8 1
  • McAfee JohnMcPee
    Facebook: the new Golden Gate Bridge
    Nov 8 1
    • Amazon / Eng adEna
      Its breach not bridge
      Nov 8
  • Facebook
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    Credit Karma: where 2+1 = 4
    Nov 8 4
    • Credit Karma 🐨Koala
      2.0 x 2.0 = 4.0 :p
      Nov 8
    • Google PGA
      Facebook: where 2x2 somehow magically becomes 2+1
      Nov 8
    • Microsoft Redmond_
      Facebook is correct here, 2.0 is +1
      Nov 8
    • Facebook
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      When Microsoft corrects YOU on how versioning works, you know you’ve really messed up.
      Nov 8
  • Apple LodaLasun
    OP
    Facebook: Cancer2.0
    Nov 8 0
  • Google
    MicroGoogl

    Google

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    MicroGooglmore
    I would make a joke about Booz Allen Hamilton but I couldn't find what they do on Googling
    Nov 8 3
    • Booz Allen Hamilton oXt88
      Lmao
      Nov 8
    • Facebook
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      Encryption applied and removed here? ;-)
      Nov 8
    • Amazon / Eng adEna
      Just like facebook plain text passwords.
      Nov 8
  • Facebook is awesome! I love Facebook so much! (Post edited my Mark Zuckerberg)
    Nov 8 0
  • Autodesk Autodeskk
    Semen take.
    Nov 8 1
    • Flagged by the community.

  • Microsoft / Eng cool-kid
    eBay, for people who never heard about Amazon
    Nov 8 0
  • Intuit zerosnarks
    FAANG=we sell your data faster than we sold our soul
    Nov 8 2
    • Google
      MicroGoogl

      Google

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      MicroGooglmore
      Ouch lol
      Nov 8
    • Lyft szdfgtyg
      OMG burn
      Nov 10
  • Autodesk Autodeskk
    I didn't know academy awards had a company!
    Nov 8 0
  • Facebook
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    One Apple away didn’t help Steve keep the doctor away
    Nov 8 3
    • Facebook
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      * a day
      Nov 8
    • Intuitive Surgical czmM52
      Too soon 😑
      Nov 8
    • Oscar
      🐨 🐨 🐨🐨

      Oscar

      BIO
      I am a Koala. DM me if you want to cuddle.
      🐨 🐨 🐨🐨more
      He died, too late.
      Nov 9
  • Apple LodaLasun
    OP
    SWEATSHOP
    Nov 8 1
    • Google PGA
      Amazon: Alibaba 2.0
      Nov 8
  • Google
    MicroGoogl

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    Apple: a place where PIPed Googlers go
    Nov 8 0
  • Tektronix BazzokaGrl
    BAH HUMBUG - Is the theme of your company wide Holiday Party. No wonder Bob Cratchit/ Edward Snowden leaked documents ya penny pinchers.
    Nov 8 2
    • Booz Allen Hamilton oXt88
      Lol that was a public service. What is tektronix? Hardly borderline 3.0/5 rated on glassdoor
      Nov 8
    • Facebook
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      I didn’t know they got Blind in Russia, Edward.
      Nov 8
  • Intuitive Surgical czmM52
    Intuit... Where tech dies. (I previously worked there!🤣)
    Nov 8 1
    • Amazon / Eng adEna
      Intuit to Intuit-ive 🤦‍♂️
      Nov 8
  • Intuit zerosnarks
    Apple = innovation as dead as your founder
    Nov 8 1
    • Microsoft / Eng cool-kid
      Innovation there is using voodoo to try and stay alive, just like Steve Jobs
      Nov 8

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