Going to join Amazon in a month
I have made a checklist of everything I need to do before going there. Feel free to add to the list - Napkins for the times I will be crying at my desk - Hepatitis shot since I will be crawling through junkies and hobos to get to work - A MAGA hat for the times I feel suicidal so I just put it on and walk in down town Seattle - Hemorrhoid ointment since I’ll be sitting on my ass 12 hours a day - Some books to balance the old wobbly half broken computer desks - Toilet paper - Hand sanitizer to sanitize the used keyboard I’ll get - A man purse? What else? 🤔 Current TC: 160 TC at Amazon 190
Noise cancelling headset so you can pretend you’re not squeezed into an area with 25 people
A new wallet to hold that fresh 30k
A bottle. You know what it's used for
Unfortunately I don’t. I hope it’s not what I think it’s used for 😨
Piss jug bro, get with it
Empty water bottle.
Sleeping bag?
Condoms
lol amzn engineers are probably the most sex deprived group of humans on Earth.
YOE?
2.5
No need for hemorrhoid cream then. They typically come after 5 years.
According to the poll about PIP, Blind users responded 1 out of 3 who spent two years or less got PIP. So be prepared for what to do if you happen to belong to the statistic. Considering that, here is additional list: 1. More leetcode 2. Scheduling for the interviews (Google if you didn’t fail recently). 3. Remind recruiters that you may want to start seeking for job in 6 months. No need to inform you are moving to Amazon. 4. Don’t screw up the current job in case you want to come back. 5. Connect with colleagues over LinkedIn
Solid advice. Thanks.
A holster for holding bananas. 🍌 🍌 🍌