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Guys only- how you hide it?

Gilead Sciences 9inchs
Nov 15

If you get a random erection at work,and it persists stubbornly- how do you hide it? Especially, those who practice discipline of only weekend discharges.

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  • Random erections, huh? What are you: twelve?
    Nov 152
    • Facebook QkjE05
      Someone's jealous cuz of their lack of testosterone.
      Nov 15
    • Facebook lulz1
      Or a crazed SJW
      Nov 22
  • Microsoft Mr 🌏
    Don't hide it, show it with pride. Especially in front of young interns.
    Nov 151
    • LinkedIn / Eng
      Gill Bates

      LinkedInEng

      BIO
      [Insert epic sax here]
      Gill Batesmore
      Bonus points for doing it helicopter style
      Nov 15
  • Procore / EngWestwood
    Pull it up and tuck between you pants/underwear/waist band.
    Nov 152
    • Microsoft / Eng
      LiftMore

      MicrosoftEng

      BIO
      Christian. Love Microsoft. High aspirations, low expectations.
      LiftMoremore
      Truth
      Nov 15
    • Cisco Wdgetyds
      The trusty up and tuck...just don't let's anyone lift your shirt...
      Nov 16
  • VMware BobbleHat
    Review your jira dashboard. If that doesn’t scare you back down, you are obviously underperforming.
    Nov 150
  • Salesforce / Other
    dnnansns

    SalesforceOther

    PRE
    Facebook, Netflix
    dnnansnsmore
    Chop off yo dick
    Nov 150
  • IBM
    lonely gir

    IBM

    PRE
    Blue Origin
    lonely girmore
    I just let my flag fly.
    Nov 150
  • Kenshoo / MktgMarTech
    I typically just run to my desk and take a seat... but then people start saying “I didn’t realize you had a standing desk”
    Nov 150
  • Glassdoor Lbdhdududb
    Go to restroom and ejaculate
    Nov 150
  • Airbnb jim.hodlen
    mine is not 9 inch so it’s nothing to worry abt😂
    Nov 150
  • Google / Eng
    prodaccess

    GoogleEng

    BIO
    Top Contributor or GTFO
    prodaccessmore
    That is why I always keep it tied to my left ankle.
    Nov 150
  • Compass / Eng
    FUPayMe

    CompassEng

    PRE
    Google
    FUPayMemore
    Wear boxer briefs. Wear jeans. Never worry again.
    Nov 150
  • Collective Health RushHour
    How many times do you jerk off a week? Pump those numbers up... I myself jerk off at least twice per day.
    Nov 156
    • Vertivco / Eng
      FastPapuan

      VertivcoEng

      PRE
      YouTube, American Bureau of Shipping, Facebook
      FastPapuanmore
      Someone hasn't read NoFap
      Nov 15
    • Collective Health RushHour
      Someone hasn't seen Wolf of Wall Street
      Nov 16
    • Apple
      Sprung

      Apple

      PRE
      AMD
      BIO
      Spittoon of Upper Mgmt
      Sprungmore
      The more you jerk off, the more hair you lose. Beware of going bald.
      Nov 16
    • Gilead Sciences 9inchs
      OP
      Is that fact?
      Nov 16
    • Apple
      Sprung

      Apple

      PRE
      AMD
      BIO
      Spittoon of Upper Mgmt
      Sprungmore
      Yes
      Nov 16
    • Deloitte / Consultant
      ayyylmao

      DeloitteConsultant

      PRE
      Deloitte
      ayyylmaomore
      Lol if that were true I would’ve been bald by 18. Sex drive is out of control and honestly a little annoying. Still have a glorious full head of hair. If you’re worried about losing hair, take Finasteride. It’s a godsend.
      Nov 16
  • Verizon MenGonWild
    Inside my boss
    Nov 272
    • VMware BobbleHat
      Hope he likes it
      Nov 27
    • Verizon MenGonWild
      He really does it’s why my TC is 900+
      Nov 27
  • Oracle / EngHuhhh
    Is there something like random errection??? Trying to understand the cause. Lady here
    Nov 152
    • Oracle Christ
      NARB
      No Apparent Reason Boner
      Nov 15
    • Collective Health RushHour
      Usually when all my tests pass
      Nov 15
  • Amazon / EngjNeo42
    Just Google articles about Trump supporters. The pictures of them will kill it and fast.
    Nov 161
    • Microsoft / Engyayssa
      Trump chicks are kinda hot. If you really want to lose the appetite search for feminists/SJWs.
      Nov 16
  • Apple / Engc94087
    If you are long enough when soft just wear boxer briefs and tilt it down at an angle. Only works for semi hard cases 🤓.

    Women with larger than average nipples experience similar issues when aroused or cold. Usually embarrassing for them because they aren’t always aware of it. The smart ladies wear padded bras to prevent this 😉
    Nov 250
  • Verizon DamnLongN
    TC?
    Nov 160
  • Facebook alt_qq
    It's called the Tennessee tuck, brother
    Nov 150
  • Sprint lxCy58
    Cover your pp with hands and don’t draw attention to it
    Nov 150
  • Amazon im42
    Sit at my chair and work. There's a fair amount of obstruction naturally by the table and arms for it to not be very noticeable. If they still see it, they were probably craning over to look at my crotch, in which case, I don't care! :P
    Nov 150
  • Intel ""('o')""
    Lol! Seriously.
    Nov 150
  • Vertivco / Eng
    FastPapuan

    VertivcoEng

    PRE
    YouTube, American Bureau of Shipping, Facebook
    FastPapuanmore
    Nothing.
    People will ask if I'm a veteran, because they'll tell me, "stand down, soldier!"
    Nov 150
  • Homeaway R2D2-
    Remove the cause of the erection at work 🤪
    Nov 150

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