Had sex with an intern

Doximity suckerbird
Jul 1 48 Comments

Now she wants to hang out blah blah and I see her pretty often. How do I get out of this.

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TOP 48 Comments
  • Taylor Farms azerty_
    Does she report to you?
    Jul 1 10
    • Intel ghakapi
      You will likely get fired if someone finds out as it is inherently an asymmetric situation.
      Jul 1
    • Airbnb / Eng 14159265
      ^ disagree, this would be allowed at Airbnb as long as it doesn’t cross the management chain
      Jul 1
    • Broadcom Ltd.
      BI53457

      Broadcom Ltd.

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      BIO
      Fuckio
      BI53457more
      Intel guy knows what he is talking about, they list their CEO that way
      Jul 1
    • Broadcom Ltd.
      BI53457

      Broadcom Ltd.

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      Fuckio
      BI53457more
      Lost, stupid autocomplete
      Jul 1
    • Intel ghakapi
      Even if they don’t fire you today, somehow it will get reported when you are applying for a job 10 years from now when the rules have shifted again and judgement is based on that context instead of the rules/mores of today.
      Jul 1
  • E*Trade / Finance cbEV72
    How was it 1 to 10?
    Jul 1 5
    • Doximity suckerbird
      OP
      We were super drunk and f*cked in a conference room for a while, she and the sex were nothing too special but the “secretly f***ing late at the office” was 9/10

      Cleaning ladies saw us naked. So that’s the -1
      Jul 1
    • E*Trade / Finance cbEV72
      Ok, you made this all up. Is this what you fantasize about during work?
      Jul 1
    • Amazon / Eng ayyyyy
      While we’re LARPing, what building was it, OP?
      Jul 1
    • Doximity suckerbird
      OP
      Lol promise. I’ve deleted replies that could easily reveal who I am. Not a huge company

      Wish I was making this up. Less guilt
      Jul 1
    • Amazon / Eng eztP64
      Why the guilt?
      Jul 1
  • Amazon / Eng Benny Lava
    Refer her to me, I'll get you out of her.
    Jul 1 0
  • New / Mgmt
    griesrt1

    New Mgmt

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    griesrt1more
    Legend. I got fucked as an intern lol
    Jul 1 3
    • Doximity suckerbird
      OP
      As a guy, by a guy? Isn’t that considerably messier?
      Jul 1
    • New / Mgmt
      griesrt1

      New Mgmt

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      griesrt1more
      Nah by a girl
      Jul 1
    • Amazon / Eng eztP64
      I clearly messed up my internship experience.
      Jul 1
  • PayPal its_andrew
    Is she in the marketing team?
    Jul 1 4
  • Bloomberg ezJV08
    Leetcode and gtfo. Don’t shit where you eat.
    Jul 1 0
  • Microsoft sSnC51
    🍿
    Jul 1 1
  • Cisco / IT
    elderwan

    Cisco IT

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    elderwanmore
    Whats your TC. Though irrelevant would love to poke my nose in your business when you wanted us to poke our nose in your business
    Jul 1 3
    • Doximity suckerbird
      OP
      I’m a youngin. Wayy sub $100k
      Jul 1
    • Amazon / Eng ayyyyy
      100k+ is youngin TC...
      Jul 1
    • Doximity suckerbird
      OP
      Yeah if ur an engy with a high floor low ceiling
      Jul 1
  • Marvell tjdarrr
    Did you revert back after doing the needful?
    Jul 1 1
  • Apple tim_c00k
    Are you in a relationship? If not then why not give her a chance?
    Jul 1 1
    • Doximity suckerbird
      OP
      Fair question Tim Cook but she’s too young and annoying haha...
      Jul 1
  • Run for President
    Jul 2 0
  • Amazon DudeLove
    Fuck her again and again until you and she don't care
    Jul 1 2
    • Doximity suckerbird
      OP
      What exactly does this mean lmao
      Jul 1
    • Amazon DudeLove
      I mean make it so monotonous that it doesn't remain a big deal
      Jul 1
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    • Northrop Grumman HowCouldYu
      Eeeshk, above our paygrade
      Jul 1
  • Microsoft DRrd70
    Me too,but he's got another bf now
    Jul 6 0
  • Apple / Product hLUf87
    Damn blind is on fire
    Jul 1 0
  • Uber whiptest
    More importantly, I hope you tell your gf. As for the intern just be professional about it
    Jul 1 0
  • Adobe / R&D Spidey🕸️
    Remember to use protection kids.
    7d 0
  • Duck Creek mAGa20
    Shovel.
    Jul 1 0