HolidaysDec 25, 2018
Microsoftdeadpan

Has anyone noticed the Christians ruined Solstice?

Remember when it was all about feasting and dancing around the fire? When it was about the rebirth of the Sun? Now it's all about some big guy in a red suit and white beard dying on a cross or something.

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Amazon JesozB Dec 25, 2018

If you objectively analyse the story it doesn't even add up or make sense. No disrespect meant, just stating a fact.

Microsoft 505am Dec 25, 2018

Oh yeah, those precious times. Feels like yesterday.

Amazon JesozB Dec 25, 2018

😂

Uber TgYL94 Dec 25, 2018

Is anyone stopping you from feasting and dancing around a fire?

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7’Asian Dec 25, 2018

I, for one, did praise our dear star on the 21st

Microsoft deadpan OP Dec 25, 2018

But, the Starbucks cups aren't the same!?!?! It's an outrage!

Square ☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️ Dec 25, 2018

Happy Saturnalia

Clover Health doenfh Dec 25, 2018

"Get down off that cross, somebody needs the wood." https://youtu.be/2yLiGbJLWi8

Booking.com Xmas Dec 25, 2018

Christians adopt local traditions to infiltrate cultures. They even turned one of local gods to become devil (it was a god of harvest with horns or something).

Clover Health doenfh Dec 25, 2018

The snake in Eden was even an Egyptian god.

Amazon Wilkeee Dec 25, 2018

Are they also doing this on FB?

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Amazon JesozB Dec 25, 2018

All hail the wise man! Enlighten us more oh righteous one. How are they ridiculous?

Apple fu manchu Dec 25, 2018

Well they needed some way to preempt the blasted, dirty pagans. So they preempted the holiday and pretended Jesus was born on dec 25th even though everyone knows he was born during the lambing season in spring.