Misc.Oct 15, 2019
Cernerserchnggg

Has linkedin become official platform to brag?

Especially people whose title says “CEO/Founder of some unknown stuff”. Is it a new marketing stratergy? oh wait TC: 🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜 YOE: 2

Add a comment
Google WFHeng Oct 15, 2019

It’s new tinder

Facebook ⭕w⭕ Oct 15, 2019

Innovative Thought Leader | Executive Life Coach | Proven C-level Resume Writer | Bestselling Award-Winning Author Education School of Hard Knocks (Bachelor of Life)

Cerner serchnggg OP Oct 15, 2019

😂 nailed it

State Farm sweeeeee Oct 15, 2019

Hate that shit. What I dislike more is the whole “AI | ML | DevOps | Security” but haven’t coded a day in their lives. Their experience is literally just marketing whatever trendy topics there have been for the past decade. Not even an attempt to learn the stuff.

Synacor VaAr07 Oct 15, 2019

LinkedIn is basically Ashley Madison, but for job hunting.

Chase Per Doon Oct 15, 2019

It's more like backpage but for corporate swine

Autodesk fomo! Oct 15, 2019

Honestly its a platform to mine data on people and their general over all job satisfaction, if you start seeing someone like posts that generally are about how managers are stupid and dont account for wlb, it shows that the people are identifying against the workplace conduct. All of these platforms are tools to mine how we feel think and identify ourselves, i could predict trump winning through facebook presidential debate data mining. Imagine all the data and its use cases.

Uber UvFA75g Oct 15, 2019

LinkedIn is four diverse people reposting the same made-up story about helping out the little guy as if it’s their own, every single day, and being rewarded with likes and comments praising them.

Wells Fargo mavaney! Oct 15, 2019

There are few more like Bridgette, Oleg. Donno how they help others on daily basis. These people simply write some made up story to get likes and praising comments.

Uber UvFA75g Oct 15, 2019

I was including Bridgette and Oleg in my “four diverse people” lol 🤣

Oracle alwzangry Oct 15, 2019

I'm on LI since a few months after their launch. It has helped people find me and it's not useful for job search anymore. I rarely see the feed now because it's no longer a 'professional' network platform.

New
xsAS42 Oct 15, 2019

The feed is my favorite part. I think you haven't added the right people.

Oracle alwzangry Oct 15, 2019

Haha The feed used to be from my contacts in the past. Like twitter, the algorithms have now changed to show what's popular.

Apple JxmW82 Oct 15, 2019

It wasn’t so always?

Google foony Oct 15, 2019

When I visit the site I feel like I'm stepping into a large hall where everyone is furiously whacking off in front of one another.

LinkedIn cd- Oct 15, 2019

That would be Blind

Cerner serchnggg OP Oct 15, 2019

Blind is atleast anonymous. So technically we cant brag.

New
xsAS42 Oct 15, 2019

-_____- Hold my beer

New
xsAS42 Oct 15, 2019

It absolutely is. Why else would you divulge so much about your professional achievements? This is your chance to hurry up an add every girl who ever friend-zoned you in college and laugh at their shitty 6 year long entry-level position