How do you feel about pet licenses?

Nvidia bcash
Jun 5 34 Comments

๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿˆ = $58/yr for the rest of your life in SF

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  • Lyft ihb47
    Well thereโ€™s more dogs in San Francisco than humans under 18 and more and more people conflate them with Children, presumably due to how lonely and meaningless their lives are
    Jun 5 2
    • Twitter Oomnj
      Thatโ€™s just sad. Is this true?
      Jun 5
    • Nvidia bcash
      OP
      Didn't you see the tweeter?
      Jun 5
  • Microsoft
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    โ€œOh this pet is just visiting from out of stateโ€
    Jun 5 3
    • Nvidia bcash
      OP
      "I'll be back in 2 weeks and the animal better be licensed or you're getting a fine"
      Jun 5
    • Microsoft
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      โ€œOh this pet? This is a different pet, who is also visiting from out of stateโ€
      Jun 5
    • Nvidia bcash
      OP
      Touche ๐Ÿ‘Œ
      Jun 5
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    • Nvidia bcash
      OP
      No so fine them not tax us
      Jun 5
    • SAP Man
      The homeless shit everywhere in San Francisco (yes, really), but they don't need a license.
      Jun 5
    • Nvidia bcash
      OP
      "Homeless license" is next
      Jun 5
    • Nvidia bcash
      OP
      Why not? What's stopping sheeple from voting for "All domesticated animals" or "plastic cup" licenses?
      Jun 5
    • Nvidia bcash
      OP
      Cool, remind me what MailChimp does again?
      Jun 5
  • OpenTable Meliodas
    I like it. When folks complain about my dog peeing in front of their house, I tell them, โ€œhe has a license, itโ€™s fine.โ€
    Jun 5 4
    • LOL
      Jun 5
    • Uber / Eng mH7bSe
      A license to own a dog is not a license to pee
      Jun 5
    • OpenTable Meliodas
      It is a license for the dog to use public space in the city.
      Jun 5
    • Nvidia bcash
      OP
      OpenTable is always figuratively wrong.
      Jun 5
  • Uber / Eng mH7bSe
    Dog, yes.
    Cat, no.

    Because cat stays home only.
    Jun 5 2
    • Nvidia bcash
      OP
      Do they? Oh that's right, no one owns any land or anything really in that town. Shared spaces.
      Jun 5
    • Facebook cochococho
      My dog identifies as a cat. Is that ok?
      Jun 5
  • Illumina
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    I like it that my dog can drive himself places. Saves me a lot of headache.
    Jun 5 0
  • SAP Man
    Pets need licenses in California now? Or is it just in San Francisco?
    Jun 5 4
    • Nvidia bcash
      OP
      All over the country if the "plz govt protect me from myself" crowd keeps voting for them
      Jun 5
    • SAP Man
      I'm serious, I don't live in California anymore. Does CA or SF really require pet owners to have pet licenses now?
      Jun 5
    • Clover Health sses
      They don't.
      Jun 5
    • Nvidia bcash
      OP
      You better turn yourself in before they fine you and your dog
      Jun 5
  • Someone needs to pay to clean all the poop off the sidewalks. Iโ€™m for it.
    Jun 5 4
    • Illumina
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      The pet owners are supposed to do that, separate from their license fee.
      Jun 5
    • Nvidia bcash
      OP
      Do it yourself #gogreen
      Jun 5
    • You think cats is where poop on sidewalks comes from?
      Jun 5
    • Nvidia bcash
      OP
      Cats or homeless (or cats)
      Jun 5
  • San Jose we have licenses for cats and dogs both...
    Jun 5 1
    • Nvidia bcash
      OP
      Unamerican af
      Jun 5