Sometimes I can hear the C when I'm using the Shell
Hahaha you don’t know how to use the three seashells?
Do the needful.
“After exiting a bathroom Stallone asks why there's no toilet paper, and only three seashells on a shelf. "He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!" says fellow cop Rob Schneider. And then they all laugh, and laugh...”
And laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh
Legend goes they are still laughing
1. Use the first shell to unload all of the SNAP you bought thinking that Evan Spiegel was an adult CEO 2. Second shell to scrape off the FB you still have so you still turn a profit off what you bought three years ago 3. Third shell to shovel in some more APPL into your mouth bc Tim Cook said they’re moving beyond hardware
They are bidet buttons. 1) Corn hole 2) lady parts 3) emergency stop
2 seashells to part them cheeks, and 1 to scrape bung. It’s not rocket science.