How much influence does your mom have?

Amazon tzchar0
Jun 9 25 Comments

How much influence does your mom have when it comes to career, marriage, sex life, children, etc ? This is a parody thread and I don’t really care about the answer but feel free to answer anyway

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TOP 25 Comments
  • Sex life? Really?
    Jun 9 7
    • VMware mine
      Yea like as shown in Bollywood movies, Indian mom giving glass of milk on suhaagraat.
      Jun 9
    • Amazon tzchar0
      OP
      Can u explain what that means in English
      Jun 9
    • VMware mine
      It's cultural reference, hard for me to communicate but some of Bollywood movies as a joke I guess, usually have scene where guys mom giving milk with some spices known for high stamina on couples first night together. I am pretty sure this doesn't happen in real life.
      Jun 9
    • CVS Health zzwJ42
      Milk on suhaagraat 🤣😂😂
      Jun 9
    • Dell H1b-king
      Lolllll
      Jun 9
    • Axtria DesiLaunda
      😂😂 This used to be a scene in the 1980s movies. Come on.
      Jun 10
    • Does it mean If your mom doesn't bring milk, you won't do sex?
      Jun 10
  • Nvidia monolith_
    Every time I cum, I shout, “Yeah mom, I did it”.
    Jun 9 2
    • Amazon tzchar0
      OP
      Does she then wrap her arms around u and say “that’s my boy”?
      Jun 9
    • Nvidia monolith_
      Thats what your mom did. She even added, “you are the boy I never had”.
      Jun 9
  • Salesforce ohanatime
    My mom has a lot of influence on me. She taught so many valuable lessons, values and what is important in life. She rarely tells me what to do and what not to do, but I always go back to the values she taught and try to live by her. Sex part was weird in this op. Whether we admit or not, our parents especially moms have a lot of influence on us through out our lives.
    Jun 9 3
    • Apple industry
      Lolol you Indian for sure. Can recognize a desi mama’s boy anywhere
      Jun 9
    • Oh my god Apple, I cracked up so hard.

      So fucking true.
      Jun 9
    • Google / Eng hooli.xyz
      😂
      Jun 9
  • Tableau / Eng
    ThePlague

    Tableau Eng

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    Microsoft
    ThePlaguemore
    😂
    Jun 9 0
  • Splunk lkgfjygf
    Mom passed away when i was 19 .. i only wish i could ask her advice for important decisions in life.. dont take anything for granted in life..
    Jun 9 0
  • SpaceX ex-banned
    Sugarmoma counts?
    Jun 9 0
  • Google
    AIMLOK

    Google

    BIO
    I once served 5TB
    AIMLOKmore
    Got me an interview at Albertsons
    Jun 9 0
  • Microsoft quack236
    Huh? Why? What?
    Jun 9 0
  • Tesla / Eng
    tocgkcgi

    Tesla Eng

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    Amazon
    BIO
    Software Engineer
    tocgkcgimore
    Just like Hardik Pandya telling his mom ‘Aaj main kr ke aaya’
    Jun 9 0
  • Microsoft Dr. Root
    OP has mommy issues 🤪
    Jun 9 0
  • VMware mine
    🍿
    Jun 9 0
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    • Unity ThlD23
      Shoulda scooped you out
      Jun 9
  • Nutanix / Eng shocking
    My mom is my best friend so her opinion always matters highly but doesn’t dictate my life. I usually don’t make decisions my mom wouldn’t approve of anyways because we have similar personalities. Worked out pretty well so far.
    Jun 10 0

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