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I am Santa AMA πŸŽ…

New / EngSANTA πŸŽ…
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Remember, I know who you are!

Best regards,
Santa πŸŽ…

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  • GE Corum
    Santa is Mrs. Claus as the name implies. If Santa was a guy his name would be San Claus. Look at San Mateo, San Marcos, San Fernando, San Jose all of them are guys. Then you have Santa Barbara, Santa Monica, Santa Maria. She -- Santa Claus -- was hiding in plain sight.
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    • New / EngSANTA πŸŽ…
      OP
      Is this a question? πŸŽ…
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    • Citibank / Finance$$>RSU
      GE get back to work. Your stock is killing my portfolio.
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    • GE Corum
      Lol.
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    • New / EngSANTA πŸŽ…
      OP
      Extra present for $$>RSU this year. πŸŽ…
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  • Citibank / Finance$$>RSU
    What’s Mrs Claus’ favorite favorite sexual position?
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    • Microsoft naaam
      Christian missionary πŸ˜‚
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    • New / EngSANTA πŸŽ…
      OP
      Sorry kids. She likes it rough, from behind with her arms restrained. Just like your parents. πŸŽ…
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  • Can you look into penis without bending? And without a mirror or camera?
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    • New / EngSANTA πŸŽ…
      OP
      I’m inside your penis right now dear! Are you bleeding? πŸŽ…
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    • Damn. I missed the word "your"
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  • Intuit pckk24
    Self-flying sled coming soon?
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    • New / EngSANTA πŸŽ…
      OP
      Rudolph has contracted some nasty STDs and now we are moving the deadline from 2024 to 2020.

      If Amazon workers can do it then so can our Elf’s! πŸŽ…
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  • GE Corum
    What database platform in Santa using? Does he have an AWS account? Lambda would be perfect for all the requests going to the North Pole account.
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    • New / EngSANTA πŸŽ…
      OP
      Oh, GE. We don’t use databases. We have Elf’s running around in the dark, looking and observing your child’s every move! πŸŽ…
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    • GE Corum
      That's some impressive stealth technology.
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  • Cisco / ProductMatth
    Why the coal Santa... Lol
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    • New / EngSANTA πŸŽ…
      OP
      Those little naughty kids are full of surprises! I gave them coke in hopes that they would choke on it! But instead they are using it to spawn Satan!!! We have to do something before it’s too late! πŸŽ…
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  • Amazon / EngAyyDubyaEs
    Reporting you for breaking GDPR
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  • Amazon Dr. Savage
    Do you know what a techie wants for Christmas?
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  • Oracle / Otheryuio
    Will the dating world get better anytime soon for both men and women? Can you grant this wish please? πŸ˜‚
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    • New / EngSANTA πŸŽ…
      OP
      I’m neither Jesus or a Genie. But the dating world will get better. Keep this up and soon you won’t see or know the difference between who is a man or woman! πŸŽ…
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    • Oracle / Otheryuio
      Haha lol. U don't want to change my gender though πŸ˜₯
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  • Citrix Systems XDOa40
    Why there are so many of you all over the place? Which one is the real you?
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    • New / EngSANTA πŸŽ…
      OP
      It’s easy to tell us apart! Just reach into the pocket! If the stick ain’t hard you found real Santa! Ho Ho Ho! πŸŽ…
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  • T-Mobile 6lack
    Dear Santa, can I get hired with a TC of 200k soon. Thanks Santa you’re the best ❀️
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    • New / EngSANTA πŸŽ…
      OP
      Every year there is this one person asking for unrealistic wishes. πŸŽ…
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  • Apple qqQQqqQQzz
    TC?
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    • New / EngSANTA πŸŽ…
      OP
      None. I’m trying to get out of the business. Find my other post. πŸŽ…
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  • Microsoft Courtana
    Why r u so fucking fat?
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