I am Santa AMA πŸŽ…

New / Eng SANTA πŸŽ…
Dec 6, 2018 33 Comments

Remember, I know who you are!

Best regards,
Santa πŸŽ…

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TOP 33 Comments
  • GE Corum
    Santa is Mrs. Claus as the name implies. If Santa was a guy his name would be San Claus. Look at San Mateo, San Marcos, San Fernando, San Jose all of them are guys. Then you have Santa Barbara, Santa Monica, Santa Maria. She -- Santa Claus -- was hiding in plain sight.
    Dec 6, 2018 4
    • New / Eng SANTA πŸŽ…
      OP
      Is this a question? πŸŽ…
      Dec 6, 2018
    • Citibank / Finance $$>RSU
      GE get back to work. Your stock is killing my portfolio.
      Dec 6, 2018
    • GE Corum
      Lol.
      Dec 6, 2018
    • New / Eng SANTA πŸŽ…
      OP
      Extra present for $$>RSU this year. πŸŽ…
      Dec 6, 2018
  • Citibank / Finance $$>RSU
    What’s Mrs Claus’ favorite favorite sexual position?
    Dec 6, 2018 2
    • Microsoft naaam
      Christian missionary πŸ˜‚
      Dec 6, 2018
    • New / Eng SANTA πŸŽ…
      OP
      Sorry kids. She likes it rough, from behind with her arms restrained. Just like your parents. πŸŽ…
      Dec 6, 2018
  • Can you look into penis without bending? And without a mirror or camera?
    Dec 6, 2018 2
    • New / Eng SANTA πŸŽ…
      OP
      I’m inside your penis right now dear! Are you bleeding? πŸŽ…
      Dec 6, 2018
    • Damn. I missed the word "your"
      Dec 6, 2018
  • Intuit pckk24
    Self-flying sled coming soon?
    Dec 6, 2018 1
    • New / Eng SANTA πŸŽ…
      OP
      Rudolph has contracted some nasty STDs and now we are moving the deadline from 2024 to 2020.

      If Amazon workers can do it then so can our Elf’s! πŸŽ…
      Dec 6, 2018
  • GE Corum
    What database platform in Santa using? Does he have an AWS account? Lambda would be perfect for all the requests going to the North Pole account.
    Dec 6, 2018 2
    • New / Eng SANTA πŸŽ…
      OP
      Oh, GE. We don’t use databases. We have Elf’s running around in the dark, looking and observing your child’s every move! πŸŽ…
      Dec 6, 2018
    • GE Corum
      That's some impressive stealth technology.
      Dec 6, 2018
  • Cisco / Product Matth
    Why the coal Santa... Lol
    Dec 6, 2018 1
    • New / Eng SANTA πŸŽ…
      OP
      Those little naughty kids are full of surprises! I gave them coke in hopes that they would choke on it! But instead they are using it to spawn Satan!!! We have to do something before it’s too late! πŸŽ…
      Dec 6, 2018
  • Amazon / Eng AyyDubyaEs
    Reporting you for breaking GDPR
    Dec 6, 2018 1
    • New / Eng SANTA πŸŽ…
      OP
      Will you accept a cookie? πŸŽ…
      Dec 6, 2018
  • Amazon Dr. Savage
    Do you know what a techie wants for Christmas?
    Dec 6, 2018 2
  • Oracle / Other yuio
    Will the dating world get better anytime soon for both men and women? Can you grant this wish please? πŸ˜‚
    Dec 6, 2018 2
    • New / Eng SANTA πŸŽ…
      OP
      I’m neither Jesus or a Genie. But the dating world will get better. Keep this up and soon you won’t see or know the difference between who is a man or woman! πŸŽ…
      Dec 6, 2018
    • Oracle / Other yuio
      Haha lol. U don't want to change my gender though πŸ˜₯
      Dec 6, 2018
  • Citrix Systems XDOa40
    Why there are so many of you all over the place? Which one is the real you?
    Dec 6, 2018 1
    • New / Eng SANTA πŸŽ…
      OP
      It’s easy to tell us apart! Just reach into the pocket! If the stick ain’t hard you found real Santa! Ho Ho Ho! πŸŽ…
      Dec 6, 2018
  • T-Mobile 6lack
    Dear Santa, can I get hired with a TC of 200k soon. Thanks Santa you’re the best ❀️
    Dec 6, 2018 1
    • New / Eng SANTA πŸŽ…
      OP
      Every year there is this one person asking for unrealistic wishes. πŸŽ…
      Dec 6, 2018
  • Apple qqQQqqQQzz
    TC?
    Dec 6, 2018 1
    • New / Eng SANTA πŸŽ…
      OP
      None. I’m trying to get out of the business. Find my other post. πŸŽ…
      Dec 6, 2018
  • Microsoft Courtana
    Why r u so fucking fat?
    Dec 6, 2018 0