Edit: this thread got too popular. Blind is limiting the number of replies I can send. I am on a Alaska airline. AMA. I am just bored. I am sitting between 2 dudes. btw I am not T mobile user. I just input a random phone number which uses t-mobile. It works :) .
Middle always gets armrests. They have it bad enough. Standard code.
Did you get any rsu?
How high are you
I dont know. 10000 feet?
Are you chewing gum
What kind of speed do you get? Can you stream videos? Like Netflix
No. I can only txt and browse blind
Are you a T-Mobile customer?
No. I just put some stupid t mobile users number
How did you find the phone number?
It’s very hard to have internet while on a plane. You’re either trolling or... going in and out of big cities.
Where you heading too?
Where are you going?
Where did you come from, cotton eyed joe?
Too had you're not on JetBlue. I think they give you TV, free snacks, free WiFi, blah blah.
Free wifi is nice
Be sure to assert your dominance and take both armrests.
I am doing that. I am the alpha so I am using 4 armrests. 2 for my feet and 2 for my arms.
RIP row in front of you.