Why not just marry both of them
his TC might not be that high
Think about how it was beating when you met your wife!
Think about the beating you'll get from your wife*
Think about beating your meat when your wife leaves you.
Your wife will start beating you if she reads this π
I want to live your life
I love how everyone assumes OP is male
Damn, how can I forget edge case again
So true π€£
Plot twist you are sitting next to your wife
Seems like the right answer!
And?
Toh bc hum log kya kare. Gaand mara..πππ
Swear in English so that even we could laugh π π
blind censors English swears. lame. "what the hell are we supposed to do with that information?? f you."
why I'm scared to get married
She told me she saw you type this.
Did she say he was typing this with one hand?