Office Life

I really hate people who eat on desks

Facebook GE+DaSJW
Dec 3

Seriously, there's dozens of cafes at FB . Why destroy the smell of the working area with your food?
This filthy woman by my desk leaves her food on her desk throughout the entire day and it just stinks the whole place up. Tf?

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  • Cisco Chandra
    I really hate Facebook engineers that allow fake news to hit users’ streams with Russian interference of US politics.
    Dec 36
    • Cisco StacyA
      lol
      Dec 3
    • Facebook GE+DaSJW
      OP
      Then don't use FB. Problem solved!
      Dec 3
    • LogMeIn w9jskb2
      Novel idea: use critical thinking like you would when googling for news................................... Just a thought.
      Dec 3
    • Google
      dyyyu

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      dyyyumore
      @OP then leave fb and join a company which provides personal cabin.
      Or become a director/vp/wherever they provide with a cabin.
      Until then suck it up.
      Dec 3
    • Cisco StacyA
      I don’t use FB but the whole country was affected by FB influence of Russian interference in elections, so though I am not commenting on snarkiness of my fellow co-worker it’s not accurate to say “don’t use FB” either. Which btw allowed a person who undoubtedly will go down in history as THE worst president this country has ever had.
      Dec 3
    • Facebook 한국
      People are still looking for a scapegoat for the election and using fb. It’s been 2 years. Get over it. Hillary lost
      Dec 3
  • Nielsen / Eng
    userperson

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    userpersonmore
    Agreed but you don't need to call her filthy dude lol.
    Dec 37
    • Facebook GE+DaSJW
      OP
      She's filthy. I hate it. Who leaves food on their desk everyday? It's disgusting.
      Dec 3
    • Townsquare Media DramaKing
      What kind of food? Curry?
      Dec 3
    • Facebook GE+DaSJW
      OP
      No, she's not Indian if that's what you are trying to ask me. She's American.
      Dec 3
    • CoreLogic ☝🏿
      Found this in SJW handbook. Explains userperson.

      IF(woman)THEN(rude)
      IF(man)THEN(disgustingfilthynono)
      Dec 3
    • Nielsen / Eng
      userperson

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      userpersonmore
      Cool your boner, CoreLogic.
      Dec 3
    • CoreLogic ☝🏿
      Good reply?
      Dec 3
    • Amazon awssdm
      Filthy reply
      Dec 3
  • Facebook TC or 🤫
    As a SJW shouldn't you be figuring out how to accommodate her food needs or some shit?
    Dec 34
    • Move JUvY31
      What is sjw
      Dec 3
    • Apple / Opscrumbersum
      Single Jesus Worshipper
      Dec 3
    • New / Eng////
      No, sjw is about attacking other people, they will not do shit if it negatively affects them personally.
      Dec 3
    • Adobe Born2Run
      Social Justice Warrior
      Dec 4
  • Pure Storage / Eng
    blingboob

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    blingboobmore
    My entire team eat at our respective desks, scratch that. Most of the company eats at the desk because we don't have a cafe.

    No one complains. Probably because we're all decent and don't go around calling people filthy.
    Dec 34
    • This reply says all there is to see here. OP is a selfish child and it’s his way or fuck you. Keep that attitude up and someone is going to beat your ass for it at some point.
      Dec 3
    • Facebook GE+DaSJW
      OP
      ^ I've been in a lot of fights in high school, not afraid of losing one.
      Dec 3
    • Intel UGeJ58
      ^You don't sound poorly adjusted or anything. You should probably stay at FB, im sure you fit right in
      Dec 3
    • Pinterest UhmWho?
      Lmao, the FB hate is getting ridiculous now. You guys are just jelly he’s at FB. Also he is clearly trolling you punks.
      Dec 3
  • Townsquare Media DramaKing
    Nothing like the Asian person microwaving fish in the kitchen to stink up the entire office during lunch
    Dec 30
  • New monomo
    Op, if you have a problem you need to tell the guy eating at desk politely. I eat at desk when I don't have enough time and a lot of people do that. The smell of food is not some bad odour. Being a human being you shouldn't have a problem with it. First fucking world problems.
    Dec 32
    • Facebook GE+DaSJW
      OP
      Do you want to work 9-5 with food smell on your desk? Food smell is not necessarily pleasant either. Fish is one example that comes to mind.
      Dec 3
    • New monomo
      Ok I get it. In that case just let him know, otherwise it's no use. Be careful. You called her filthy, and you tell her tomorrow about the smell. If she's on blind it becomes a serious matter.
      Dec 3
  • Google dot415
    Perfect example as to why the down vote button is needed. Perfect example why FB culture is so trash.
    Dec 32
    • Facebook GE+DaSJW
      OP
      Spoken like someone who eats on the desk. FB Culture might be trash but we earn more than Googlers, so it's a good trade-off.
      Dec 3
    • Amazon PicaChin
      Are you high? How is this an example of being trash?
      Dec 3
  • New RzFr15
    Does she smell like fish?
    Dec 30
  • New / EngApollon
    Just talk to her. Don’t forget to mention that you never lost a fight in high school like you did on blind. 😄
    Dec 31
    • Facebook GE+DaSJW
      OP
      I don't think that's what I said. I said I'm not afraid of losing.
      Dec 3
  • Pinterest UhmWho?
    OP is right. Fuck you desk eaters!!!!
    Dec 31
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    • Apple / Opscrumbersum
      You’re allowed to talk to him about your concerns.
      Dec 3
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    • There are so many ways to let him know politely. It's not the message but the way it's delivered offends people. Most Chinese engineers are easy to talk to. I have seen much more assholes among non-immigrant enigneers.
      Dec 3
  • Apple / Opscrumbersum
    Harry Potter and the Depraved Desk-Eaters
    Dec 30
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  • Just talk to her. Isn't the culture at Fb open
    Dec 42
    • Facebook GE+DaSJW
      OP
      I don't want to be the one to tell her not to eat on her desk. She has the right to no matter how irritating it is for other co-workers.
      Dec 4
    • SpaceX uevh5
      Then your last resort is to stick a dirty cigarette butt in her food when she is not around.
      Dec 4
  • LeanTaaS ♥️ data
    Worse is people don't lip lock while eating... Listening to that sound is worse feeling in the entire world...
    Dec 42
    • Facebook GE+DaSJW
      OP
      Easy to avoid by eating alone
      Dec 4
    • LeanTaaS ♥️ data
      I agree but there is no way we can do that...it's not just practically possible...
      Dec 4
  • Clover Health / Engdoenfh
    Seriously, take a class on non-violent communication, and speak with her. Otherwise, you're just complicit to the problem.

    All good relationships require communication.
    Dec 30
  • IBM
    84u74u4i

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    84u74u4imore
    I still believe Dr Ford.
    Dec 30
  • Microsoft ChillLife
    First world problems..
    Dec 30
  • Amazon Deaf Bezos
    You should just eat her food 😂
    Dec 30
  • Microsoft / Design
    Tip-top

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    BIO
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    Tip-topmore
    Is she Chinese ??
    Dec 30
  • Microsoft / Product@zzz
    Don't you guys miss having individual offices.
    Dec 30
  • Google / EngrRPD43
    No whining
    Dec 30
  • It's okay to eat at your desk but you should clean up the food within 30 minutes of finishing! I too can't stand the sign of a desk full of dirty plates!!
    Dec 30
  • VMware Slickwilly
    Competition is healthy. Eat some even stinkier food at your desk. Sticking tofu, Surströmming, durian, etc and you’ll win.
    Dec 30
  • SpaceX uevh5
    I hate it when people leave pathetic anniversary helium balloons on their desks for months. Make the "open" space even more claustrophobic.
    Dec 30
  • Capital One AggieDev
    So just ask her to wash it because it stinks
    Dec 30

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