I really hate people who eat on desks

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Dec 3, 2018 59 Comments

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Seriously, there's dozens of cafes at FB . Why destroy the smell of the working area with your food?
This filthy woman by my desk leaves her food on her desk throughout the entire day and it just stinks the whole place up. Tf?

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Cisco Chandra
I really hate Facebook engineers that allow fake news to hit users’ streams with Russian interference of US politics.
Dec 3, 201833 6
- Cisco StacyA
  lol
  Dec 3, 20180
- Facebook GE+DaSJW
  OP
  Then don't use FB. Problem solved!
  Dec 3, 20182
- LogMeIn w9jskb2
  Novel idea: use critical thinking like you would when googling for news................................... Just a thought.
  Dec 3, 20182
- Google dyyyumore
  @OP then leave fb and join a company which provides personal cabin.
  Or become a director/vp/wherever they provide with a cabin.
  Until then suck it up.
  Dec 3, 20183
- Cisco StacyA
  I don’t use FB but the whole country was affected by FB influence of Russian interference in elections, so though I am not commenting on snarkiness of my fellow co-worker it’s not accurate to say “don’t use FB” either. Which btw allowed a person who undoubtedly will go down in history as THE worst president this country has ever had.
  Dec 3, 20180
- Facebook 한국
  People are still looking for a scapegoat for the election and using fb. It’s been 2 years. Get over it. Hillary lost
  Dec 3, 20183
Nielsen / Enguserpersonmore
Agreed but you don't need to call her filthy dude lol.
Dec 3, 201814 7
- Facebook GE+DaSJW
  OP
  She's filthy. I hate it. Who leaves food on their desk everyday? It's disgusting.
  Dec 3, 20189
- Townsquare Media DramaKing
  What kind of food? Curry?
  Dec 3, 20182
- Facebook GE+DaSJW
  OP
  No, she's not Indian if that's what you are trying to ask me. She's American.
  Dec 3, 20184
- CoreLogic ☝🏿
  Found this in SJW handbook. Explains userperson.
  
  IF(woman)THEN(rude)
  IF(man)THEN(disgustingfilthynono)
  Dec 3, 20181
- Nielsen / Enguserpersonmore
  Cool your boner, CoreLogic.
  Dec 3, 20180
- CoreLogic ☝🏿
  Good reply?
  Dec 3, 20181
- Amazon awssdm
  Filthy reply
  Dec 3, 20180
Facebook TC or 🤫
As a SJW shouldn't you be figuring out how to accommodate her food needs or some shit?
Dec 3, 201814 4
- Move JUvY31
  What is sjw
  Dec 3, 20180
- Apple / Opscrumbersum
  Single Jesus Worshipper
  Dec 3, 20187
- New / Eng////
  No, sjw is about attacking other people, they will not do shit if it negatively affects them personally.
  Dec 3, 20182
- Adobe Born2Run
  Social Justice Warrior
  Dec 4, 20180
Pure Storage / Engblingboobmore
My entire team eat at our respective desks, scratch that. Most of the company eats at the desk because we don't have a cafe.

No one complains. Probably because we're all decent and don't go around calling people filthy.
Dec 3, 20185 4
- Sony 🍪Monster
  This reply says all there is to see here. OP is a selfish child and it’s his way or fuck you. Keep that attitude up and someone is going to beat your ass for it at some point.
  Dec 3, 20183
- Facebook GE+DaSJW
  OP
  ^ I've been in a lot of fights in high school, not afraid of losing one.
  Dec 3, 20181
- Intel UGeJ58
  ^You don't sound poorly adjusted or anything. You should probably stay at FB, im sure you fit right in
  Dec 3, 20182
- Pinterest UhmWho?
  Lmao, the FB hate is getting ridiculous now. You guys are just jelly he’s at FB. Also he is clearly trolling you punks.
  Dec 3, 20183
Townsquare Media DramaKing
Nothing like the Asian person microwaving fish in the kitchen to stink up the entire office during lunch
Dec 3, 201810 0
New monomo
Op, if you have a problem you need to tell the guy eating at desk politely. I eat at desk when I don't have enough time and a lot of people do that. The smell of food is not some bad odour. Being a human being you shouldn't have a problem with it. First fucking world problems.
Dec 3, 20186 2
- Facebook GE+DaSJW
  OP
  Do you want to work 9-5 with food smell on your desk? Food smell is not necessarily pleasant either. Fish is one example that comes to mind.
  Dec 3, 20182
- New monomo
  Ok I get it. In that case just let him know, otherwise it's no use. Be careful. You called her filthy, and you tell her tomorrow about the smell. If she's on blind it becomes a serious matter.
  Dec 3, 20180
Google dot415
Perfect example as to why the down vote button is needed. Perfect example why FB culture is so trash.
Dec 3, 20185 2
- Facebook GE+DaSJW
  OP
  Spoken like someone who eats on the desk. FB Culture might be trash but we earn more than Googlers, so it's a good trade-off.
  Dec 3, 20180
- Amazon PicaChin
  Are you high? How is this an example of being trash?
  Dec 3, 20182
Pinterest UhmWho?
OP is right. Fuck you desk eaters!!!!
Dec 3, 20186 1
- New monomo
  Go fuck yourself
  Dec 3, 20181
New RzFr15
Does she smell like fish?
Dec 3, 20187 0
New / EngApollon
Just talk to her. Don’t forget to mention that you never lost a fight in high school like you did on blind. 😄
Dec 3, 20185 1
- Facebook GE+DaSJW
  OP
  I don't think that's what I said. I said I'm not afraid of losing.
  Dec 3, 20181
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- Apple / Opscrumbersum
  You’re allowed to talk to him about your concerns.
  Dec 3, 20181
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- New / Engmessless
  There are so many ways to let him know politely. It's not the message but the way it's delivered offends people. Most Chinese engineers are easy to talk to. I have seen much more assholes among non-immigrant enigneers.
  Dec 3, 20181
Apple / Opscrumbersum
Harry Potter and the Depraved Desk-Eaters
Dec 3, 20183 0
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New / EngSqrtof-1more
Just talk to her. Isn't the culture at Fb open
Dec 4, 20181 2
- Facebook GE+DaSJW
  OP
  I don't want to be the one to tell her not to eat on her desk. She has the right to no matter how irritating it is for other co-workers.
  Dec 4, 20180
- SpaceX uevh5
  Then your last resort is to stick a dirty cigarette butt in her food when she is not around.
  Dec 4, 20180
LeanTaaS ♥️ data
Worse is people don't lip lock while eating... Listening to that sound is worse feeling in the entire world...
Dec 4, 20181 2
- Facebook GE+DaSJW
  OP
  Easy to avoid by eating alone
  Dec 4, 20180
- LeanTaaS ♥️ data
  I agree but there is no way we can do that...it's not just practically possible...
  Dec 4, 20180
Clover Health / Engdoenfh
Seriously, take a class on non-violent communication, and speak with her. Otherwise, you're just complicit to the problem.

All good relationships require communication.
Dec 3, 20181 0
IBM 84u74u4imore
I still believe Dr Ford.
Dec 3, 20181 0
Microsoft ChillLife
First world problems..
Dec 3, 20181 0
Amazon Deaf Bezos
You should just eat her food 😂
Dec 3, 20181 0
Microsoft / DesignTip-topmore
Is she Chinese ??
Dec 3, 20181 0
Microsoft / Product@zzz
Don't you guys miss having individual offices.
Dec 3, 20181 0
Google / EngrRPD43
No whining
Dec 3, 20181 0
New goodgulf
It's okay to eat at your desk but you should clean up the food within 30 minutes of finishing! I too can't stand the sign of a desk full of dirty plates!!
Dec 3, 20181 0
VMware Slickwilly
Competition is healthy. Eat some even stinkier food at your desk. Sticking tofu, Surströmming, durian, etc and you’ll win.
Dec 3, 20180 0
SpaceX uevh5
I hate it when people leave pathetic anniversary helium balloons on their desks for months. Make the "open" space even more claustrophobic.
Dec 3, 20180 0
Capital One AggieDev
So just ask her to wash it because it stinks
Dec 3, 20180 0

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