I was on edibles during my Google interview...

Amazon KRONjob
Oct 25 35 Comments

jk, it was a mock interview..

Tldr, I had a mock interview with my uncle who works at Google...I wanted to prove to him that I was ready for Google...I totally forgot about it and took a 10mg edible 1 hr before... It hit me in the middle and then super hard toward the end...I failed by a silly mistake I never would make normally. Uncle thinks I suck and need improvement because of that 1 mistake! He refused to be my referral.

Have you guys done interviews in such a bad state? I feel so upset...

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TOP 35 Comments
  • Salesforce salty🍩
    What is the point of this post?
    Oct 25 1
  • Google dhobi'sDog
    Your uncle is probably right that you suck.

    Not just the edible part but complete lack of responsibility and not valuing the other person's time.
    Oct 25 4
    • Amazon KRONjob
      OP
      Noooooo :(
      Oct 25
    • Google dhobi'sDog
      You might clear the coding round but if I were your interviewer and you told me about this story in googleyness round, you would definitely fail.
      Oct 25
    • Amazon KRONjob
      OP
      I'm sorry.. I'll improve next time..thanks for the advice. I should have planned things better.
      Oct 25
    • Goldman Sachs shakes65
      To be fair, he did say he forgot. Not sure if he actually did though
      Oct 25
  • Argo AI Rete
    The edible is working now
    Oct 25 0
  • What the fuck...
    Oct 25 0
  • ANSYS sam35
    👌👌👌 now that's some quality shit posting mate👌
    Oct 25 3
  • Dropbox / Eng dedes
    I approve this post
    Oct 25 0
  • Booz Allen Hamilton billyglob
    I wasted 1-3 minutes of my life reading and trying to make sense of this post
    Oct 25 2
    • Amazon KRONjob
      OP
      Get off the booz. Get on edibles :)
      Oct 25
    • Booz Allen Hamilton billyglob
      Haha - good one, I’ll give you that
      Oct 25
  • Adobe / R&D
    Spidey™🕸️

    Adobe R&D

    BIO
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    Please GTFO
    Oct 25 0
  • Citadel Securities / Eng bluetiger
    Wow what an interesting post!
    Oct 25 0
  • The key is to make your practice environment identical to your actual testing environment. Studies back this up.

    If I were you I'd hit up my dealer for a 6 month supply and practice leetcode stoned as duck for a month and you'll be ready for your interview
    Oct 25 0
  • Netflix the.oa
    Dude. Doping for a mock interview. Son, you stupid or something?
    Oct 25 0
  • Microsoft iHigh
    All of u aholes need to appreciate what OP has gone through. It’ll be a hilarious story to tell for his grandchildren.
    Oct 25 0
  • Verisk Analytics pinkfloyd🎸
    I’ll have what he’s having
    Oct 25 0
  • Roku de Vil
    Your uncle is a jerk..
    Oct 25 0
  • Square ygkotsf
    Definite culture fit
    Oct 25 0
  • Verizon ctrlDelete
    “I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.”
    Oct 25 0
  • Intel / Data G.Thunberg
    Thanks for giving people reasons to get off social media.
    Oct 25 0
  • Infosys BRY47
    I don’t drink or do drugs, so can’t say I have.
    Oct 25 0
  • Salesforce xatraa
    Share the stash with your uncle
    Oct 25 0
  • Informatica prsdnt
    The troll has been fed
    Oct 25 0

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