If Google asks for competing offer and you give it... Your an idiot

Albertsons rvUd721a
Jun 9 33 Comments

Number 1, you're not allowed to share the contract

Number 2, if it was a large offer it's not worth your time to play these games.

Just tell them to fuck off and give you more money.

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TOP 33 Comments
  • Oracle not_larry
    Then google says fuck off, and you join Albertsons
    Jun 9 12
    • Microsoft Hickery
      lol all you want Northup. Flag it if that’s what makes you happy.
      Let’s see if my comment get taken down or that moronic comment.
      Jun 9
    • Blind will turn out to be the #1 cause of high turnover rate at Albertson’s.

      I mean, wow Larry, that was savage as fuck. I feel bad for the people working the checkout counters now.
      Jun 9
    • Oracle not_larry
      It’s not_larry, but thanks.
      Jun 9
    • Sure, it can be our little secret 😉
      Jun 9
    • Northrop Grumman HowCouldYu
      Not_larry is actually Larry FYI
      Jun 10
  • LinkedIn m@ry@
    And that's how you land up at no name company like Albertsons.
    Jun 9 3
    • Nvidia monolith_
      You need to keep visiting Albertsons till the cashiers notice you and report you to their higher ups. That is how you wade through their hierarchy.
      It is very tough, I tell you.
      Jun 9
    • Amazon anw2Bwm
      Albertsons is the secret FAANG overlord. Heard their new grads get 1m TC
      Jun 9
    • New Hadope
      The two AAs are for Albertsons Albertsons
      Jun 10
  • New / Data ⭐️
    You’re
    Jun 9 1
    • Oracle / Eng such1slife
      It's you're not your - Hello Ross👋
      Jun 9
  • Facebook edgelord
    He’s back!
    Jun 9 0
  • New / Eng blindor
    You’re an idiot for using “your”
    Jun 10 0
  • Microsoft Hemperor
    It’s your offer, you can do whatever you want with it, including giving it to Google.
    Jun 9 0
  • Microsoft no-sql
    Cook up some fake offer
    Jun 9 1
  • Twitch / Acctg Yamazaki21
    Wait so i just want to clarify, is this the same Albertson meme guy that legends have talked about?
    Jun 10 1
    • Adobe utaku
      Seems so, but something's off...maybe he finally got the Netflix offer and the legendary fighting spirit was extinguished then and there. What a loss.
      Jun 10
  • Adobe utaku
    We missed you OP...but the fire's lacking 😕
    Jun 9 0
  • Facebook / Eng mturtle
    If you share your offers to Google, Google will beat them, then you can shop Google's offer.

    I know several people who did that successfully.
    Jun 9 2
    • Albertsons rvUd721a
      OP
      That's hilarious and totally likely
      Jun 9
    • Amazon uksnsjs
      Google says they will match 75% of your highest offer if they are not the highest already, they're cheap
      Jun 10
  • Capital One zolk13
    OP so savage he can give Google to competing offers.
    Jun 10 0
  • ConocoPhillips ankshus
    We need hotter takes OP. How do you feel about Amazon passing on Albertsons for Whole Foods?
    Jun 10 0
  • Take a pic and show it here. It’s allowed here.
    Jun 9 0