If the tech world was a high school cafeteria, what subgroup tables would we have today?

New / Design m.vignelli
Jun 4 21 Comments

Mean Girls style

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  • Bloomberg aJRs40
    Python = normal kids
    JS = cool kids
    C++ = nerds
    Java = special needs
    Jun 4 5
    • Nvidia bskdga
      What about C#?
      Jun 5
    • Bloomberg aJRs40
      C# = exchange students
      Jun 5
    • Salesforce op
      Haskell - the school shooter
      Jun 5
    • HTML = Suspended. it’s not programming language
      Jun 5
    • New / Strategy
      Porsche996

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      SQL = Pretends to be the Father
      Rust = Introverts
      PHP = Oldest in the class
      Jun 5
  • F5 Networks bhai-log
    Amazon - bullies who steal everyone’s lunch.
    Jun 5 0
  • Qualtrics LazyMan
    Python = kids who are autistic and can only like to do one thing without trying anything else
    Js = kids that want to be cool and think changing all the time makes them cooler
    C++ = teachers
    Java = normal kids who just want to go to school and go home and get their shit done without any bullshit
    Ruby/c#/go/everything else = bullied kids with divorced parents because no one gives a shit about them
    Jun 5 0
  • Where are the goth kids?
    Jun 5 2
    • Bloomberg aJRs40
      Crypto table
      Jun 5
    • Google / Eng relprime
      The crypto kids are not eating in the cafeteria. They snuck off campus for lunch.
      Jun 5
  • Hitachi Vantara whfhs
    Python=kids who get by in regular classes with Bs, trust fund babies
    JS=class clowns and kids who wear all the new fads
    C++=the nerdy kids in AP classes
    C=the nerdy kids in AP classes who want to be there
    Java=kids who take advanced classes and are normal
    Scala=hippie kids
    Go=edgy kids
    Dev ops=kids who don’t do well in easy classes
    C#=quiet kids who sometimes get bullied
    Clojure=kids in the drama club
    Kotlin=loners

    Fun topic op :)
    Jun 5 3
    • Microsoft shambu
      Php?
      Jun 5
    • Salesforce op
      PHP is a special ed class. They like their short bus, really enjoy fingerpainting, and overall very sweet though slow kids.
      Everyone smiles at them when they say they are software engineers.
      Jun 5
    • Bloomberg aJRs40
      php btfo 🔥🔥🔥🔥
      Jun 5
  • Snapchat gqkO66
    C infrastructure SWEs = christian home school
    Jun 5 1
    • SpaceX ex-banned
      Says the guy/girl who paints rainbow on heads : Goth
      Jun 5
  • Barclays PLC FAANGHNTER
    Perl : comes from a broken home.
    SQL : is considered illiterate.
    VB : cannot figure BODMAS rule.
    Python : no comment.
    C# : capable but not respected.
    Java : Normal kid.
    Assembly : Cannot have a normal conversation with anyone.
    Jun 5 0
  • Rackspace / Consultant ilaf35
    Sales = jocks
    Devs= nerds
    Management = preps
    SysAdmin = skaters/emo
    Product = tryhards/Student council
    Creative/Ux = art kids
    Jun 11 0
  • New / Design m.vignelli
    OP
    And what about all the support divisions? Like Design, Sales, HR, etc
    Jun 5 0
  • Apple / Eng gtUh6$
    Programmers=the nerds
    Jun 5 0

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