Python = kids who are autistic and can only like to do one thing without trying anything else Js = kids that want to be cool and think changing all the time makes them cooler C++ = teachers Java = normal kids who just want to go to school and go home and get their shit done without any bullshit Ruby/c#/go/everything else = bullied kids with divorced parents because no one gives a shit about them
Python=kids who get by in regular classes with Bs, trust fund babies JS=class clowns and kids who wear all the new fads C++=the nerdy kids in AP classes C=the nerdy kids in AP classes who want to be there Java=kids who take advanced classes and are normal Scala=hippie kids Go=edgy kids Dev ops=kids who don’t do well in easy classes C#=quiet kids who sometimes get bullied Clojure=kids in the drama club Kotlin=loners
Perl : comes from a broken home. SQL : is considered illiterate. VB : cannot figure BODMAS rule. Python : no comment. C# : capable but not respected. Java : Normal kid. Assembly : Cannot have a normal conversation with anyone.