Incident at work

Apple / Eng blamer
Jan 7 42 Comments

I walked in to a female colleague’s office today to talk about something related to work.
As soon as I entered her turned her chair to talk to me , she was wearing a short skirt and I could see everything (her underwear).
We keep talking as she had not realized, but at some point I just couldn’t help looking. At which point she realized it and crossed her leg immediately.
She knew that I had seen , I feel very weird and uneasy now.

I think I will just act as if nothing happened. Wonder if anyone encountered such a situation..

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TOP 42 Comments
  • Google / Eng Bluths
    Obviously you’re going to act like nothing happened. What other option were you thinking of? Writing a blog post about her underwear?
    Jan 7 1
    • Microsoft Omanuch
      No, he shall tell the colleague in person privately that he actually didn’t see her red underwear.
      Jan 7
  • Akamai Technologies / Eng Trn
    Start Leetcode right away.. or move to Canada Tomorrow you will have a 1:1 with HR.
    That’s sexual assault

    Good luck bro!
    Jan 7 6
    • Apple magikarp16
      No. It’s not. Are you serious? Are you so threatened by the capacity and the capabilities of the opposite sex that you disguise your own personal incompetence and relative shortcomings with a vivid imagination of false and frivolous accusations?
      Jan 7
    • Akamai Technologies / Eng Trn
      False accusations?!!
      He saw someone’s undies..
      Jan 7
    • Apple magikarp16
      Relax. From whatever information that has been disclosed, it was an accident. Don’t go over board and freak out!
      Jan 7
    • Akamai Technologies / Eng Trn
      He saw Victoria’s Secret. 🤣

      Obviously, I’m kidding here.
      Jan 7
    • Facebook cMMt64
      He said at some point he couldn't help looking.
      That means he was flat out staring and then forgot and wouldn't look up.
      Jan 8
    • Intel / Eng DonaldDD's
      It's not my fault if you don't know how to properly dress yourself. That's why professional attire is a thing - to neutralize the workspace
      Mar 12
  • Amazon / Eng sde3
    You can show her your underwear and call it even.
    Jan 7 2
    • Verizon / Product SnoopDoge
      Oh yeah... that totally settles the score.
      Jan 8
    • Intel / Eng DonaldDD's
      I got in trouble in pre-school for this
      Mar 12
  • PayPal uuberr
    Pervert
    Jan 7 0
  • Microsoft Omanuch
    You didn’t seem to be professional at work. You shouldn’t look in the first place; and even when you have to look, you shouldn’t appear to look.
    Jan 7 0
  • SAP jordy
    What color was the underwear? Short or long sleeve? You think she is innocent? She did on purpose!!
    Jan 7 0
  • Microsoft msftdabomb
    This is a serious offense. You need to own it and self-report to management and HR before it gets ahead of you!
    Jan 7 0
  • Oracle mAn KinD
    Troll
    Jan 7 0
  • Amazon 8663472423
    She showed you hers. Now you need to show her yours
    Jan 8 0
  • New DvVM00
    pics or gtfo
    Jan 8 0
  • Akamai Technologies / Eng Trn
    Were there any yellow stains?
    Jan 7 0
  • Oracle uJHJ08
    And? What's the big deal? You saw her underwear. So what?
    Jan 7 0
  • Flagged by the community.

  • Illumina / Other
    activesite

    Illumina Other

    PRE
    Illumina
    activesitemore
    That happens at illumina too. Everyone just pretends they didn’t see.

    Try to keep your eyes up next time. It helps now that you know who traps people this way.
    Jan 7 4
    • Microsoft Satcha
      How's working at Illumina? Do they pay well?
      Jan 7
    • Illumina / Other
      activesite

      Illumina Other

      PRE
      Illumina
      activesitemore
      They pay some people well, but remember they pay San Diego well, not necessarily Bay Area well. We do have a new site up there so maybe it’s adjusted, but I don’t know.
      Jan 7
    • Microsoft Satcha
      Do they beat ServiceNow and Intuit for TC?
      Jan 7
    • Illumina / Other
      activesite

      Illumina Other

      PRE
      Illumina
      activesitemore
      I have no idea
      Jan 7
  • Parallon YMpz83
    Apple has 'offices' for people? Was she your supervisor or something?
    Jan 8 2
    • Google Woopsy
      It depends on the teams, but historically a lot of single and double offices.
      Jan 8
    • Cisco / Eng hello12346
      I know some buildings at Infinite Loop have entire floors full of mini offices (2 ppl per office)
      Jan 8
  • Oracle Numbats
    LOL. Underwear = everything.
    Jan 8 1
    • Cognizant APIPM
      C’mon seen underwear for the first means a lot 😯
      Jan 8
  • SAP yomero
    Is she pretty?
    Jan 9 0
  • Salesforce / Sales
    U mad Bro?

    Salesforce Sales

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    Enterprise
    BIO
    Many years in tech sales
    U mad Bro?more
    Dress code violation
    Jan 9 0
  • Pics
    Jan 8 0
  • Micro Focus / Eng brotein
    Found the...
    Jan 8 0
  • Google anons2
    Male sexuality ... Bad! Run awayyyyyyyy!
    Jan 8 0
  • Microsoft / Eng Tier 1
    This is what sunglasses are for
    Jan 8 0
  • What does see everything mean?
    Jan 8 0
  • Zalando JMP2
    It’s only weird if you make it weird.
    Jan 8 0
  • Amazon / Product
    vmprwrkday

    Amazon Product

    PRE
    Google, Facebook
    vmprwrkdaymore
    Dear boring, off-brand Penthouse...
    Jan 7 0
  • Proofpoint / Eng
    O(n)<O(1)

    Proofpoint Eng

    PRE
    Symantec
    O(n)<O(1)more
    Be a man.. you should be staring.. that’s what men do
    Jan 7 0

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