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Jeff Bezos, Amazon CEO worth $137 billion, to divorce wife of 25 years

Google gt6N14
Jan 9

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  • Twitch / EngvQhx41
    He realized marriage is a union
    Jan 95
    • Microsoft / Eng
      MP3

      MicrosoftEng

      BIO
      Troll living under the I-5 overpass
      MP3more
      🤣
      Jan 9
    • VMware / R&Dvmgaga
      Savage
      Jan 9
    • CA Technologies TonkarBell
      Out of the loop. Any one explain this reference please?
      Jan 9
    • Microsoft / Eng
      MP3

      MicrosoftEng

      BIO
      Troll living under the I-5 overpass
      MP3more
      Because Amazon is against its workers unionizing.
      Jan 9
    • CA Technologies TonkarBell
      Lol, I get it now. Thanks!
      Jan 9
  • Google gt6N14
    OP
    Jeff will loudly announce a public search for wife 2 is NC, TX, and VA.
    Jan 92
  • CA Technologies TonkarBell
    ?

    - Bezos to his wife probably
    Jan 90
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    • Amazon Justice!
      What made you think like this?
      Jan 9
    • Google RockLobsta
      If you weren’t being paid competitively you should have left.
      Jan 9
    • Amazon Usernahme
      I love how people are so ignorant and think that net worth equals liquid cash that is stashed under some mattress (or like morons like to call it "hoarded" money).

      This is what's going to destroy Amazon. They keep hiring stupid people like this guy, by the minute.
      Jan 9
    • Amazon Usernahme
      RSUs are not created out of thin air. They are created from a large pool of authorized shares that decreases slowly as there's always a large portion of cancelled RSUs.

      What you're asking is for Jeff Bezos to somehow decrease his own ownership so they can increase the authorized pool and give your more shares. Basically not that different from asking your manager to give up his own shares to compensate for your perceived low compensation.

      That's never gonna happen.

      Amazon compensation is shitty (or particularly perceived a shitty by some people like you) for two reasons:

      1) Low base salary. Blame Bezos frugality but that has nothing to do with him "hoarding" cash.

      2)Super shitty vesting schedule and/or shitty grants. Then again, blames Bezos for his frugality since the authorized shares pool is large enough for you to maybe get more.

      As a side note. Total shares outstanding plus outstanding stock awards were 497 million and 504 million as of December 31, 2016 and 2017. Source: Amazon's Form 10-K
      Jan 9
    • Amazon Usernahme
      I didn't say that. Authorized Pool = RSUs to be granted as compensation. RSUs are not infinite. They have a theoretical end down the line. In the super rare case that happens then the company need to do some kind of repurchase or change their compensations scheme
      Jan 9
  • Amazon / Eng工口
    She got pivotted
    Jan 90
  • Cerner happy?
    I wonder, if either one of them put the other one on PIP
    Jan 94
    • Amazon Hhjg
      They did a trial seperation before the final call. Source: Twitter
      Jan 9
    • Amazon Justice!
      @happy? It is sick of you to make fun of someone’s divorce.
      Jan 9
    • Cerner happy?
      @Justice! I m sorry, if it hurt your feelings but this was more of pun on how Amazon puts so many developers/engineers on PIP.

      Can you please reply why mention of PIP hurt your feelings, while fun/pun made by others is all cool.
      Jan 9
    • Amazon Justice!
      You didn’t hurt me. You are simply a disgusting soul. May Ganges wash you clean.
      Jan 9
  • Microsoft hotsteppa
    Well, they're just splitting and she will be in NY
    Jan 90
  • Amazon RichJBezos
    You still can share accounts with friends. Bezos or she made sure of that!
    Jan 90
  • Amazon jetsteam
    Why does it always happen? Money changes people
    Jan 90
  • Google / Eng
    Ex-Amazon

    GoogleEng

    PRE
    Amazon
    Ex-Amazonmore
    Stock seems stable. Phew!
    Jan 91
    • Google / Eng
      Ex-Amazon

      GoogleEng

      PRE
      Amazon
      Ex-Amazonmore
      I wonder if he had a prenup.
      I wonder if he will be more focused or more distracted from his goals.
      I wonder if he will be motivated to restore his post divorce net worth.
      Jan 9
  • LinkedIn / EngNaNaYaYa
    Hahahoho
    Jan 90

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