Jeff Bezos divorce πŸ’”

Jan 9 39 Comments

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Jeff Bezos divorce πŸ’”

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  • Google Mmkaay
    He probably caught her on ebay
    Jan 9 1
    • Goldman Sachs / Other BFJ
      β€˜Where did you get this TAMAGOTCHI?!!???’
      Jan 9
  • Microsoft / Eng baahubalee
    Jeff caught her using Azure.
    Jan 9 3
    • Or worst of all eBay.
      Jan 9
    • eBay / Eng
      mDBW53

      eBay Eng

      PRE
      NVIDIA
      mDBW53more
      People have legitimate reasons to buy on eBay. We have millions of things not possible to buy on Amazon. Try buying a 20 year old phone charger so you can hear your dead son’s last voice message again.
      Jan 9
    • Nice. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Good one
      Jan 9
  • Amazon 8663472423
    He has done the needful
    Jan 9 1
    • New / Eng ZUCCD
      And he did it kindly.
      Jan 10
  • Glassdoor Gd2025
    🍌 🍌 🍌
    Jan 9 0
  • Compass / Eng
    FUPayMe

    Compass Eng

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    Google
    FUPayMemore
    Best investor in history award goes to his wife.
    Jan 9 0
  • Twitter Oomnj
    Most expensive divorce in history?
    Jan 9 2
    • Should be having a bullet proof prenup
      Jan 9
    • Article says they were together from before Amazon was created so I strongly doubt it.
      Jan 9
  • Goldman Sachs / Other BFJ
    ?

    -Jeff
    Jan 9 1
    • New / Eng ZUCCD
      You people are genuinely hilarious πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      Jan 10
  • Goldman Sachs / Other BFJ
    Savage
    Jan 9 0
  • Twitter Oomnj
    He was cheating was some married woman apparently: https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1083146614951288837?s=21
    Jan 9 2
    • Goldman Sachs / Other BFJ
      🍿
      Jan 9
    • Twitter Oomnj
      There is NO reason for men to ever get married. There is no person worth losing $70B over.
      Jan 9
  • New
    ' Airbnb

    New

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    Harvard Business Publishing, Dick's Sporting Goods
    BIO
    sex on the beach
    ' Airbnbmore
    Can we buy her from Amazon?
    Jan 9 2
    • New me2you.
      Used goods are sold as Amazon Warehouse deals
      Jan 9
    • New
      ' Airbnb

      New

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      Harvard Business Publishing, Dick's Sporting Goods
      BIO
      sex on the beach
      ' Airbnbmore
      Hope I get some discount on it, I've a prime subscription
      Jan 9
  • Pinterest wxgo37
    No wonder he works out
    Jan 9 0
  • Cisco / Eng
    DoTheNeedy

    Cisco Eng

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    Facebook
    DoTheNeedymore
    I confess. She cheated on him with me. I'm really sorry. Please don't cancel my prime membership
    Jan 9 3
    • Goldman Sachs / Other BFJ
      You did the opposite of the needy.
      Jan 9
    • Cisco / Eng
      DoTheNeedy

      Cisco Eng

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      Facebook
      DoTheNeedymore
      Oh, she was verrry needy. Bezos was not in his prime.
      Jan 9
    • Goldman Sachs / Other BFJ
      Fresh
      Jan 9
  • Millennials will be selling the stock now.
    Jan 9 0
  • New me2you.
    Trial period ended.
    Jan 9 1
    • New / Eng ZUCCD
      Hahah this genuinely made me laugh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      Jan 10
  • New me2you.
    Bezos cheating with Alexa in Space
    Jan 9 0
  • Amazon DCjx41
    That’s a well crafted public facing spin post. It is what it is.
    Jan 9 0
  • New me2you.
    Name the mistresses
    Jan 9 2
    • Salesforce EYUP96L
      Alexa... maybe she said, β€œI don’t know what to do with the command β€˜Mackenzie won’t be home for another hour’”
      Jan 9
    • Twitter Oomnj
      It’s Lauren Sanchez.
      Jan 9
  • New / Eng ZUCCD
    You can't refund an item after it's been used after 14 days.
    Jan 10 1
    • New
      JaneMcPop

      New

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      Harvard Business Publishing, Dick's Sporting Goods
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      sex on the beach
      JaneMcPopmore
      She could be on flash sale soon
      Jan 10
  • New me2you.
    Alexa improves with age
    Jan 9 0
  • New me2you.
    Mid life crisis.
    Jan 9 0