Jeff and Mackenzie π
Savage
He probably caught her on ebay
βWhere did you get this TAMAGOTCHI?!!???β
He has done the needful
And he did it kindly.
Jeff caught her using Azure.
Or worst of all eBay.
People have legitimate reasons to buy on eBay. We have millions of things not possible to buy on Amazon. Try buying a 20 year old phone charger so you can hear your dead sonβs last voice message again.
Can we buy her from Amazon?
Used goods are sold as Amazon Warehouse deals
Hope I get some discount on it, I've a prime subscription
No wonder he works out
Millennials will be selling the stock now.
I confess. She cheated on him with me. I'm really sorry. Please don't cancel my prime membership
You did the opposite of the needy.
Oh, she was verrry needy. Bezos was not in his prime.
Name the mistresses
Alexa... maybe she said, βI donβt know what to do with the command βMackenzie wonβt be home for another hourββ
Itβs Lauren Sanchez.
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