Koala is now FAANG

Oscar
🐨koala

Oscar

BIO
I am a Koala. DM me if you want to cuddle.
🐨koalamore
Sep 27 66 Comments

First, I want to thank all the trolls because they make this community better. I just signed my offer.

For those of you who know me for a while in this community - this is an exciting opportunity for me because now I can be a workaholic while treating my mental health. The free ice cream, crazy Internet scale I get to play with, the unlimited sick time I will probably never use, the nightmare of being oncall while on date, and maybe, just maybe, finally meet a nerdy girl.

I love this community. I will continue to be active in this community and help those who struggle with mental health. I will never give you guys up.

Current TC: 150k base
New TC: Max of my level
YoE: 5

Thank you,
Koala

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TOP 66 Comments
  • Citrix Systems / Eng ಅವನೌನ ಹಡಾ
    Koala. Tel us how much is your new TC ?
    Sep 27 9
    • OH SHIT I’m excited. This is gonna be good, Koala’s gonna become a fucking Panda now.
      Sep 27
    • Citrix Systems / Eng ಅವನೌನ ಹಡಾ
      Stfu you stupid 🐨 tell us your TC
      Sep 27
    • Oscar
      🐨koala

      Oscar

      BIO
      I am a Koala. DM me if you want to cuddle.
      🐨koalamore
      OP
      I will keep that option opened, 2muchblind.
      Sep 27
    • eBay / Eng xlololx
      Just do as Blind people and inflate it every number by a bit, we just want the estimate koala lol🐨
      Sep 27
    • eBay / Eng xlololx
      very accurate number there. Now everyone is happy
      Sep 27
  • Verisk Analytics pinkfloyd🎸
    Congratulations 🐨🎉🍾 .. well done🍻.. Facebook is it?
    Sep 27 3
    • Oscar
      🐨koala

      Oscar

      BIO
      I am a Koala. DM me if you want to cuddle.
      🐨koalamore
      OP
      It’s prestige. Everyone knows about it. Very prestige.
      Sep 27
    • Verisk Analytics pinkfloyd🎸
      Albertsons?😒
      Sep 27
    • Oscar
      🐨koala

      Oscar

      BIO
      I am a Koala. DM me if you want to cuddle.
      🐨koalamore
      OP
      Better than it. It’s Coca-Cola
      Sep 27
  • Google XIUt66
    Is it blind? 🤣
    Sep 27 3
    • Oscar
      🐨koala

      Oscar

      BIO
      I am a Koala. DM me if you want to cuddle.
      🐨koalamore
      OP
      Ask 2muchblind. I heard he is a spy from Blind.
      Sep 27
    • Company stocks tanked so took on a side hustle as Social Media Influencer for Blind and part-time Driver for Doordash.

      Usually both at the same time, unfortunately :-(
      Sep 27
    • Oscar
      🐨koala

      Oscar

      BIO
      I am a Koala. DM me if you want to cuddle.
      🐨koalamore
      OP
      Yeah I expect blue company stock go up and down
      Sep 27
  • ARM 100gfx
    Stay away from the 4th floor
    Sep 27 1
    • Oscar
      🐨koala

      Oscar

      BIO
      I am a Koala. DM me if you want to cuddle.
      🐨koalamore
      OP
      I work from the basement @ home.
      Sep 27
  • Oracle / Eng I@m
    Atleast give us a hint about company?

    Is it for fun social media or professional social media?

    Unlimited leave, then definitely not FB? :)

    Congratulations on your LI offer;)
    Sep 27 8
    • Oracle / Eng I@m
      Tough clue
      More hints?
      Sep 27
    • Oscar
      🐨koala

      Oscar

      BIO
      I am a Koala. DM me if you want to cuddle.
      🐨koalamore
      OP
      I rejected the other blue for rejecting me. They can’t pay as much as the true blue. I am lucky to be rejected.
      Sep 27
    • Oracle / Eng I@m
      But FB doesn't have unlimited vacation policy. Contradicting info :/

      Ah, you changed to unlimited sick time. Then probably FB. Congrats!
      Sep 27
    • Oracle / Eng I@m
      My bad Koala. You clearly said FAANG
      Sep 27
    • Oscar
      🐨koala

      Oscar

      BIO
      I am a Koala. DM me if you want to cuddle.
      🐨koalamore
      OP
      I can neither confirm nor deny it
      Sep 27
  • Northrop Grumman HowCouldYu
    I am prob one of the trolls, so thank you koala I do what I can.

    Also I cannot wait for my HowCouldYu is now in FAANG post
    Sep 27 2
    • Oscar
      🐨koala

      Oscar

      BIO
      I am a Koala. DM me if you want to cuddle.
      🐨koalamore
      OP
      HowCouldYu?
      Sep 27
    • Northrop Grumman HowCouldYu
      Yes. You know me. I am on here often when I’m not being banned..

      PLEASE KNOW MEEEE
      Sep 27
  • Bloomberg aJwI87
    Free ice cream? Guess we all know which company you aren't joining.
    Sep 27 1
    • Oscar
      🐨koala

      Oscar

      BIO
      I am a Koala. DM me if you want to cuddle.
      🐨koalamore
      OP
      Guess you are right. I will turn to bananas instead.
      Sep 27
  • Cerner / Eng
    StyaPichai

    Cerner Eng

    BIO
    This is Satya Pichai. The most powerful man on blind. DM me for acquisitions.
    StyaPichaimore
    Hey, your TC is 170k | 330k | 60k.
    Sep 28 7
    • Oscar
      🐨koala

      Oscar

      BIO
      I am a Koala. DM me if you want to cuddle.
      🐨koalamore
      OP
      With 2yrs u beating me! Good job!!
      Sep 28
    • Cerner / Eng
      StyaPichai

      Cerner Eng

      BIO
      This is Satya Pichai. The most powerful man on blind. DM me for acquisitions.
      StyaPichaimore
      Thanks! But the Oscar goes to you, Koala!
      Sep 28
    • Cerner / Eng
      StyaPichai

      Cerner Eng

      BIO
      This is Satya Pichai. The most powerful man on blind. DM me for acquisitions.
      StyaPichaimore
      Did you remove your AMA post? ;)
      Sep 28
    • Oscar
      🐨koala

      Oscar

      BIO
      I am a Koala. DM me if you want to cuddle.
      🐨koalamore
      OP
      I did. Exploding ama :)
      Sep 28
    • Oscar
      🐨koala

      Oscar

      BIO
      I am a Koala. DM me if you want to cuddle.
      🐨koalamore
      OP
      Da pun intended though. Sir.
      Sep 28
  • Have you seen the stock market? FANG is so 2015, it's all about QAB now.

    Quora
    Albertsons
    Blind
    Sep 27 1
    • Oscar
      🐨koala

      Oscar

      BIO
      I am a Koala. DM me if you want to cuddle.
      🐨koalamore
      OP
      Damn. I will leet again. One second.
      Sep 28
  • Daimler / Eng Ha@@@
    Congratulations..New TC or GTFO
    Sep 27 1
    • Oscar
      🐨koala

      Oscar

      BIO
      I am a Koala. DM me if you want to cuddle.
      🐨koalamore
      OP
      9-5+1-2 mod 100 * 1
      Sep 27
  • IEEE / IT Alov
    Congrats, Koala! Care to tell me what Koala means? Which company among the FAANG?
    Sep 27 1
    • Oscar
      🐨koala

      Oscar

      BIO
      I am a Koala. DM me if you want to cuddle.
      🐨koalamore
      OP
      🐨 this is koala. Animal from Aussie. And the company connects you to Koala.
      Sep 27
  • ARM 100gfx
    We want dirt on FB and pics of your mansion in Atherton
    Sep 27 3
    • Oscar
      🐨koala

      Oscar

      BIO
      I am a Koala. DM me if you want to cuddle.
      🐨koalamore
      OP
      You want some selfies too?
      Sep 27
    • ARM 100gfx
      We want you to be the next teachlead
      Sep 27
    • Oscar
      🐨koala

      Oscar

      BIO
      I am a Koala. DM me if you want to cuddle.
      🐨koalamore
      OP
      I am thekoala
      Sep 27
  • Cerner / Eng
    StyaPichai

    Cerner Eng

    BIO
    Arunachala.
    StyaPichaimore
    Stop asking which company it is. Read Koala's previous post "What questions do you ask onsite" posted on Sept 9. Koala replied to someone there that he has onsites with Fb and LinkedIn the next day. He signed his offer on Sept 27. 15 days seems like an optimal time to be done with nego and get an OL. So the offer must be one among Fb and L. LinkedIn is not in FAANG.

    The more blue is in Facebook. Thank me later.
    Sep 28 2
    • Oscar
      🐨koala

      Oscar

      BIO
      I am a Koala. DM me if you want to cuddle.
      🐨koalamore
      OP
      Lol nice man thanks!!! You are a fan? Hahaha
      Sep 28
    • Cerner / Eng
      StyaPichai

      Cerner Eng

      BIO
      Arunachala.
      StyaPichaimore
      Nope. Satya Pichai here. More combined fans for me than you lol. Just searched for Koala as people seem to be too interested and found your two posts. Nothing fancy. Congrats buddy.

      Even SatyaPichai is in FAANG now.
      Sep 28
  • Beautiful. Congratulations

    Gotta celebrate when you move to the Bay Area 🎉
    Sep 27 2
    • Oscar
      🐨koala

      Oscar

      BIO
      I am a Koala. DM me if you want to cuddle.
      🐨koalamore
      OP
      Staying in NY lol
      Sep 27
    • Lol. Smart move
      Sep 27
  • Davey leetRabbit
    Congrats koala ...hope your logistics to Menlo Park will be smooth and easy
    Sep 27 2
    • Oscar
      🐨koala

      Oscar

      BIO
      I am a Koala. DM me if you want to cuddle.
      🐨koalamore
      OP
      Thank you. I will fly to Melon Park to dig up some sweet melon. Wanna join a melon outing?
      Sep 27
    • Davey leetRabbit
      Lol I can fly there too ..but they will only let u in
      Sep 27
  • F5 Networks / Eng h689qbQ75
    Congrats!
    Sep 27 1
    • Oscar
      🐨koala

      Oscar

      BIO
      I am a Koala. DM me if you want to cuddle.
      🐨koalamore
      OP
      Thanks! You are wonderful.
      Sep 27
  • Uber whoberrr
    Congrats
    Sep 27 1
    • Oscar
      🐨koala

      Oscar

      BIO
      I am a Koala. DM me if you want to cuddle.
      🐨koalamore
      OP
      Thank you!
      Sep 27
  • Oscar
    🐨 🐨 🐨🐨

    Oscar

    BIO
    I am a Koala. DM me if you want to cuddle.
    🐨 🐨 🐨🐨more
    This is original koala
    Oct 30 0

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