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Let’s roast the previous company in the post above you

Glassdoor gEJG42
Feb 5

Go at me!

Tc:250k

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    OP
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    OP
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      Brutal. Take my bow.
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  • Glassdoor gEJG42
    OP
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    • New TKpg12
      Nicely done!
      Feb 5
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      That's no longer the case...
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  • McAfee JohnMcPee
    🍌 🍌 🍌
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      More like trex doing push-ups
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    • Microsoft UMbR31
      /r/suicidebywords
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  • McAfee JohnMcPee
    Glassdoor.

    Data so off, that you’d wanna bang your head into a glass door!
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  • Synchrony Nebula99
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      Uww, I'm not
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    OpenDoor: More like closedDoor when the housing bubble pops.
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      Mate, roast the company not the fellow leetcoder

      Edit: Did you just do back and change the comment?
      Feb 5
    • Square / EngSQ
      That is for the company lol. It's a jab at the company for being a one trick pony that only exists during a housing bubble.
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    • Glassdoor gEJG42
      OP
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    • Walmart.com ToKL28
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    • Palantir aHgsLo
      OUT OF ORDER!
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    PRE
    F5 Networks, Oracle, Vertafore
    BIO
    I yam who I yam - Popeye
    El_Kabongmore
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  • Capital One da2de2se
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    • Walmart.com ToKL28
      It's higher than in capital one. I spoke to a recruiter.
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    • Capital One / Eng Username
      TC?
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    • Walmart.com ToKL28
      280
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