Long post regarding Albertsons...

Microsoft / Eng cholical
Jun 17 21 Comments

We need to talk about this fuckery with Albertsons since every other post is about it now. People keep saying how great it is, how difficult it is to get in, and the lengths others have gone to get an offer. But here's the truth:

Albertsons should not be the end all be all; not everyone is going to make it to Albertsons AND THAT'S OKAY!

They're selective and only want the best of the best. Less than 0.01% of people get interviewed. And only 0.1% of those who are interviewed get an offer. What everyone needs to realize is that you can still have a career in computer science and software engineering even if you don't make it into Albertsons. There are other good companies out there as well (Google, facebook, etc.). These companies can pay decently and provide okay benefits. Give those a try as well!

You shouldn't sacrifice your happiness, family, and love life just for a chance to get into Albertsons. In fact getting into FANG can open almost as many doors if you're willing to take a cut in TC, wlb, benefits, quality of life, refreshers, prestige, and sexual appeal. In fact, FANG may be better than most companies (excluding Albertsons).

That's all. We need to chill the fuck out about Albertsons and realize there's more to living than getting to work there.

TLDR: Don't sacrifice your life just to chase Albertsons. Consider other good companies such as FANG.

TC: πŸ₯œ => 🍌

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  • Microsoft
    BoomSauce

    Microsoft

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    BoomSaucemore
    Wait, Albertsons the grocery chain? I don't get the appeal
    Jun 17 10
    • Microsoft @FB
      Way to ruin it guys. BoomSauce was actually doing some next level trolling.
      Jun 17
    • Adobe jascony
      Yeah. Though I guess we'd never be able to forgive ourselves if they actually meant it.
      Jun 17
    • Yup I don’t want someone who made it to Microsoft to accidentally swap to Albertsons lol
      Jun 17
    • Adobe jascony
      🀣
      Jun 17
    • Microsoft
      BoomSauce

      Microsoft

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      Dropping knowledge and turds in equal measure
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      @FB πŸ˜‰ I probably should have added /s
      Jun 17
  • Google ....... .
    STOP IT. This was funny 500 posts ago. Jesez
    Jun 17 1
    • Glassdoor coppo
      Classic. Another salty Googler that didn't get into Albertsons. Be happy with what you've accomplished, Google is good enough.
      Jun 17
  • New / Eng CyberPunke
    I have been trying to get into Albertsons since last 10 years but they keep on rejecting me. After reading your post, I decided to move on. Thanks for this post. πŸ‘πŸ»
    Jun 17 0
  • Amazon / Eng
    UTukMyJerb

    Amazon Eng

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    UTukMyJerbmore
    I was able to get into Albertson's pretty easy. They even opened a new checkout lane for me.
    Jun 17 1
  • Taylor Farms Batistuta
    What’s the deal with Albertsons? Isn’t it a grocery stores chain ?
    Jun 17 1
  • PayPal
    2b||!2b

    PayPal

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    2b||!2bmore
    Thanks for the post. Giving up now. Trying to send resume but the submit button disappears every time on me. Get it now.
    Jun 23 0
  • New / Eng
    articuno

    New Eng

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    πŸ€” If I write a bio that seems to defeat the purpose of Blind.....so hello person that reads this πŸ™‚
    articunomore
    🍿
    Jun 17 0
  • Microsoft rfrw82
    Loving this meme format but people need to stop investing in it.
    Jun 17 0