Looking for Investors

New / OtherLiz Holmes
Mar 15, 2018 42 Comments

I’m looking for new investment money. This is a revolutionary new product and your investment money will go toward changing the world.

Only taking serious questions and inquiries for this AMA.

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  • Microsoft / EngArcher9
    Well? Go on. What’s the product?
    Mar 15, 20182
    • New / OtherLiz Holmes
      OP
      I need you to sign an NDA first before I discuss this revolutionary product. It will cause so much disruption that it must be kept secret.
      Mar 15, 2018
    • Square SSSJ
      You’ll never find investors or quality employees this way. Seasoned valley folks know stealth startups are bullshit and it’s a waste of their time. NDAs are garbage because ideas without execution are worthless. Nobody is realistically gonna steal your idea and execute it behind your back.

      Stealth startups are basically founders saying “I don’t want feedback” and feedback at early stages is essential to a startup’s success.

      Good luck.
      Mar 15, 2018
  • New / Mgmt
    Portlandia

    NewMgmt

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    Portlandiamore
    Let me guess. You can test blood with a single prick. And you were inspired because you saw kids wincing in pain as the big bad nurse drew vials of blood. I am in. Where do I sign up. Also do you accept cryptocurrency - my own - it’s called crap coin?
    Mar 15, 20183
    • New / OtherLiz Holmes
      OP
      Hello, sir or madam. I do not accept crap coin. This is a revolutionary idea and so revolutionary that I cannot tell you what it is, but you are being considered as an investing partner.
      Mar 15, 2018
    • New / Mgmt
      Portlandia

      NewMgmt

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      Portlandiamore
      I want in. I previously invested in pagers, cassette tapes, flip phones, Betamax, time shares in an island that is now under water, Lehman brothers and bear sterns. With my track record, you are sure to find a worthy partner, and a seasoned investor. Some call me a legendary investor but I simply prefer to be called a legend.
      Mar 15, 2018
    • New / OtherLiz Holmes
      OP
      Hello sir or madam, yes I also accept Paypal for this seed round for my revolutionary product.
      Mar 15, 2018
  • New / Mgmt
    Portlandia

    NewMgmt

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    Portlandiamore
    I was just informed of a Nigerian fortune that I can claim. I have sent my bank details and await a transfer. I think I am ready to invest in your business. How much do you need? My fortune is in the range of $100mn, and guaranteed by the prince of wakanda.
    Mar 15, 20186
    • Microsoft / Design
      giantgig

      MicrosoftDesign

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      Boom boom !
      giantgigmore
      Oh wow ...such a lucky person...
      Please get OP killed with that money !!
      Mar 15, 2018
    • New / OtherLiz Holmes
      OP
      Hello Mr. Portlandia. I not have received your bank details for this once of lifetime investment opportunity. It will bring much disruption to the market. Are you ready for all the disruption? Amway is helping us with distribution and helping us partner with the department of education. It will bring much disruption. Are you ready. If ready please send bank details.
      Mar 16, 2018
    • New / OtherLiz Holmes
      OP
      @giantgig hello Mr Giantgig. The money should not go to your idea. The investment money is not for blood money. It is for once in lifetime investment opportunity which will bring much disruption to marketplace. Does this interest you. If this interest please invest now or on 7 minutes because this is lifetime opportunity and I can’t allow everyone this opportunity because demand so high. Want to invest now or 7 minutes
      Mar 16, 2018
    • Microsoft / Design
      giantgig

      MicrosoftDesign

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      Boom boom !
      giantgigmore
      Oh yes ..please please ..let me in ..
      I want to invest in this lifetime opportunity ..
      I want to be a reason for market disruption
      How much u need ?
      Right now I have 549K cash and if I can sell my house, I can get another 830K for you ...
      Let me knowbif thTs ok for you ..
      Mar 16, 2018
    • New / OtherLiz Holmes
      OP
      Hello Mr Giantgig how do I know you can be trusted with this once in lifetime investment opportunity. Plan cannot be foiled and spread or disruption and prosperity cannot be brought to the masses.
      Mar 16, 2018
    • Microsoft / Design
      giantgig

      MicrosoftDesign

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      Boom boom !
      giantgigmore
      What do you mean by trusted ?
      I am willing to give you 1 million cash with knowing you. Trust question should be my concern.
      You are getting free money. Just go ahead and enjoy it ...
      Mar 16, 2018
  • Oracle jceg8
    No I do not want your latest vitamin water that will cure my male pattern baldness. And no I will buy your product and sell them to my friends and family network. Aren’t you suppose to be dealing with the SEC instead of trolling for more investor money here?
    Mar 15, 20182
    • New / OtherLiz Holmes
      OP
      Hello Mr. Jceg8. I have also recently joined Amway. Can I interest you in some high quality products? I will give them to you for free.
      Mar 15, 2018
    • Lyft mZDWRK
      Please post the indiegogo link! I'm not a VC. I must invest in your revolutionary scam!
      Mar 15, 2018
  • Rent the Runway Lililmayo
    Before putting in my money, may I know who your distribution partner is this time? Congrats on Walgreens not backing out of the last deal!
    Mar 15, 20181
    • New / OtherLiz Holmes
      OP
      My distribution partner is Amway this time. They have a revolutionary system for distribution.
      Mar 15, 2018
  • Microsoft Realsmartg
    Bro that’s not how you raise money😵
    Mar 15, 20181
    • New / OtherLiz Holmes
      OP
      Hello, Mr. Reals. I am not a bro, but thank you for your interest in investing. I am offering two investing options. Would you prefer the VC option or to invest through IndieGoGo?
      Mar 15, 2018
  • Cisco Peasant
    Nice try, Holmes.
    Mar 15, 20181
    • New / OtherLiz Holmes
      OP
      Hello, Mr. Peasant. Would you like to support my IndieGoGo campaign? I am accepting investment money from VCs and commoners. For commoners, I am using IndieGoGo.
      Mar 15, 2018
  • Yelp KqyW73
    OMG, Amway guys now on blind too?
    Mar 15, 20184
    • Oracle jceg8
      I know right? Unbelievable. Almost as unbelievable as this awesome knife set I’ve got here. DM me for more info
      Mar 15, 2018
    • New / OtherLiz Holmes
      OP
      Hello, kind sir. I do not want knife set, just modest VC investment. Shall I dm you about this matter?
      Mar 16, 2018
    • New / OtherLiz Holmes
      OP
      @kqyw73 hello Mr. Yelp. Amway is a great distribution partner and they have offered to help me partner with the department of education to test my new product on children at poorly performing schools. This will bring much disruption to the market. How should we proceed with your investment money?
      Mar 16, 2018
    • Intel snafu
      Mr Yelp haha
      Mar 16, 2018
  • New / OtherLiz Holmes
    OP
    I would also like to offer you all a free sample of my new video series on leadership which will be coming out soon. This will also be distributed through Amway. This is a revolutionary video series. Please watch and learn. I also accept PayPal if you do not want to purchase my new revolutionary leadership video series through Amway. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iwKs-eoPM-Y
    Mar 15, 20185
    • Microsoft / Design
      micr

      MicrosoftDesign

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      Boom boom !
      micrmore
      What BS is this ...
      What's your product ..??
      Show some background or just get lost ...
      Good luck on raising even a single dollar ..
      Mar 15, 2018
    • New / OtherLiz Holmes
      OP
      Hello sir or madam, my product is top secret, but I can show you the master plans if you sign an NDA. This will cause much disruption. Big reward from small investment.
      Mar 15, 2018
    • Microsoft / Design
      micr

      MicrosoftDesign

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      Boom boom !
      micrmore
      How much investment you are taking about...and why/how should one trust you ?
      Whats your credibility ?
      Mar 15, 2018
    • Lyft pooof
      Much disruption
      Mar 15, 2018
    • New / OtherLiz Holmes
      OP
      Hello Mr Micr. I wear black turtlenecks and am really smart. My plan is masterful and top secret. That should convince you. Can you send investment money soon via Paypal? We must move fast to spread prosperity and disruption to the masses.
      Mar 16, 2018
  • Microsoft / Design
    giantgig

    MicrosoftDesign

    BIO
    Boom boom !
    giantgigmore
    ROFL
    Mar 16, 20182
    • New / OtherLiz Holmes
      OP
      Hello Mr. Rofl, are you interested in once in lifetime investment opportunity that will bring prosperity and disruption to the masses
      Mar 16, 2018
    • Microsoft / Design
      giantgig

      MicrosoftDesign

      BIO
      Boom boom !
      giantgigmore
      Yes..I m interested
      Mar 16, 2018
  • Facebook Jbsbshg
    Hello. I am just move here from Yugopitamia after my father left me an handsome inheritance. Dream to invest in revolution product for father’s legacy. Please me next as investor.
    Mar 15, 20181
    • New / OtherLiz Holmes
      OP
      Hello, Justin sir. Yes I am considering your investment dollars. Your father was a good man. This is revolutionary.
      Mar 15, 2018
  • Google 0aDu68
    Haha funny stuff. Yes I want to invest! Pick me!
    Mar 15, 20181
    • New / OtherLiz Holmes
      OP
      Hello. I am considering you. But first please tell me why you should be considered. This is a revolutionary idea and there is not room for many investors because it is so revolutionary.
      Mar 15, 2018
  • Amazon
    psychopath

    Amazon

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    psychopathmore
    Come to my office, I have a nice couch
    Mar 16, 20180

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