Looking for a smart witty girl to talk to (not date)

American Express gandalf$$
Oct 4 126 Comments

Tired of hitting dead ends on Tinder. Hit me up if you can correctly answer this question; what is 1 + 1? The answer is not what you think. First person to get the right answer will get a #metoo t-shirt or a signed cookie recipe book by Martha Stewart with organic fermented wine she made while in prison.

Hint: its simple math.

Update: maple dip from Facebook got the answer first. The answer is 10 in binary, the base all computers deal with. Too bad Facebook is a dude.

Plot twist: I dont have time for Tinder. I have to grind leetcode during my free time lol

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TOP 126 Comments
  • Microsoft Wahh28
    You're a pathetic piece of shit.
    Oct 4 2
    • American Express gandalf$$
      OP
      Someone is salty he didn’t win. You win low tc at Microsoft and a signed Windows 95 CD.
      Oct 4
    • Microsoft Wahh28
      Suck my nuts.
      Oct 4
  • Amazon / Eng SmkWdEvyDy
    I'm unsure of the answer, but I do know it's not your chances of finding a woman on Blind. Those are 0.
    Oct 4 2
    • American Express gandalf$$
      OP
      See title
      Oct 4
    • Amazon / Eng SmkWdEvyDy
      Not sure how it is relevant.
      Oct 4
  • Infosys BRY47
    A sql table relationship?
    Oct 4 2
    • American Express gandalf$$
      OP
      Not even close. Sql walks into a bar and sees these two tables. Then says, “mind if I join you?”
      Oct 4
    • Infosys BRY47
      A face with really long eyes and a messed up nose?
      Oct 4
  • Microsoft / Manufacturing __Ranveer
    This was the stupidest post ever
    Oct 5 7
    • Microsoft / Manufacturing __Ranveer
      Says the guy from American Express 🤦🏻‍♂️ whose plot to attract witty girls, had a typo in 1 + 1
      Oct 5
    • American Express gandalf$$
      OP
      There was no plot. I’m not at American Express.
      Oct 5
    • SAP dsug
      _Ranveer, how is it worse than this post?:
      https://us.teamblind.com/s/z46a7GWZ
      Oct 5
    • Microsoft / Manufacturing __Ranveer
      This post is from a person whose handle is American Express and he is so ashamed of his new company that he thinks American express is okay. This post has no TC, had a typo in 1 + 1 and the ‘twist’ was that it was supposed to be binary. My post was funny, self deprecating, personal, had two accurate TCs and used a beloved sitcom to evoke geuine fun. Sigh smh
      Oct 5
    • SAP dsug
      Agree with some of what you mentioned but disagree with some as well. But, hey, we all are free to have our opinions!
      Oct 5
  • This was fun! 😁 more Blind posts should be like this instead of the toxic people bring here!
    Thanks AMEX for the entertainment and the brain tease! 💓💓🙇🙇
    Oct 4 2
    • American Express gandalf$$
      OP
      Welcome. You weren’t first to get the answer, but you were certainly first to get the plot twist lol
      Oct 4
    • Thank you! Thank you!❤
      Oct 4
  • Amazon Nsgdbp
    10 binary. And I am a woman. And I don’t need leetcode premium
    Oct 4 8
    • Amazon Nsgdbp
      Hey you first wrote recipe book by Julia child
      Oct 4
    • American Express gandalf$$
      OP
      By Martha herself of course, she made the ink in prison
      Oct 4
    • Amazon Nsgdbp
      You are weird Gandalf.
      Oct 4
    • American Express gandalf$$
      OP
      Those gifts are better than bananas at amazon. Don’t be salty now
      Oct 4
    • Amazon Nsgdbp
      Thanks Santa!
      Oct 4
  • Salesforce dgk7488
    in Base 2 answer is 10.
    In all other bases it's 2.
    Now if you don't specify, why would I assume the least probable.

    Also; you need better incentives. Martha Stewart cookie book and leetcode premium? Seriously? Most of us don't care for the former and have the latter 😀
    Oct 5 6
    • American Express gandalf$$
      OP
      You gotta have a cookie recipe book. Baked goods is the way to any man’s heart, especially Don Juan de Bezos, a balding Johnny Depp.
      Oct 5
    • Salesforce dgk7488
      I've stolen enough hearts without baking. I'm good, thanks :)
      Oct 5
    • Hearts or heads? 😂
      Oct 5
    • Salesforce dgk7488
      Both.
      Oct 5
    • 😎
      Oct 5
  • 11
    Is it the binary #? 😈
    Oct 4 7
    • American Express gandalf$$
      OP
      Facebook was the first to propose binary. I’ll pretend he’s a smart witty girl seeing as there’s zero girls here lol.
      Oct 4
    • Didn't see that either...
      OP are you just trying to get Blind points & a badge here? 😂 This is probably a "hot topic" post by now
      Oct 4
    • American Express gandalf$$
      OP
      Nope
      Oct 4
    • #fakenews!!! 😂
      Oct 4
    • American Express gandalf$$
      OP
      Plot twists are inevitable lol
      Oct 4
  • Sphera sniffles
    It could also be just 0 if your only using 1 bit...
    Oct 5 3
    • Infosys BRY47
      You mean 1? + means OR and * means AND, but in this case either one gets you a 1 as the result anyways. 1^1 = 0 though.
      Oct 5
    • Sphera sniffles
      No I mean 1 + 1 in binary, your going to have overflow if you are using only 1 bit to store your answer. So 1+1 = 10 but we can only store 1 bit so the answer is 0.
      Oct 5
    • Infosys BRY47
      Oh got it.
      Oct 5
  • Arthrex quarks
    Well your question is not clear. 1+1 can be anything. Vector, scalar, binary. Stop assuming everyone in Blind is just coders and only use binary in their lives.
    Oct 5 1
    • Infosys BRY47
      It could also be bit logic. His original question was what’s 1 to 1 which apparently meant what’s 1 + 1. Also, technically 2 is just as correct as 0b10.
      Oct 5
  • Microsoft ЯR
    Nice try, OP. But that missing space after the plus sign is all I can notice.
    Oct 4 1
  • Facebook maple dip
    10?
    window?
    Oct 4 10
    • SAP dsug
      OP, you are purposely not answering me. Should I take it to mean I'm correct? ; )
      Oct 4
    • Facebook maple dip
      yayy
      Oct 4
    • SAP dsug
      Ok :(
      Oct 4
    • @maple dip did OP keep his promise?
      Oct 5
    • AMD
      $&!#

      AMD

      PRE
      Intel Corporation
      $&!#more
      In binary math 1 + 1 = 10 since there are only two digits 0 and 1 and any number can be represented by these to digits.
      Oct 5
  • Ratio?
    Relationship?
    Oct 4 2
    • American Express gandalf$$
      OP
      3 to 1 shoulder to hip ratio
      Oct 4
    • 38, 24, 28? 😍
      Oct 4
  • Amazon qwerty529
    This is a sausage fest
    Oct 4 1
  • Intel yhyy46
    Ur dick and mine
    Oct 4 1
    • American Express gandalf$$
      OP
      Thunder buddies
      Oct 4
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    • New / Eng F_<k
      Anna Nicole Smith was actually very beautiful and thin before her reality tv show. Then she exploded. Drugs, i think...
      Oct 4
    • She wasn't this thin..this is like Angelina Jolie thin 😂
      Oct 4
    • New / Eng F_<k
      Fair, lol
      Oct 4
    • SAP dsug
      This was modeled on someone very different from ANC. Anyway.. : )
      Oct 4
    • My point exactly!
      Oct 4
  • 1 to the power of 1?
    1 plus 1?
    1 = 1?
    1:1?
    Oct 4 7
    • American Express gandalf$$
      OP
      Nope
      Oct 4
    • Amazon qwerty529
      1+1 could equal 3 if OPs pullout game is weak
      Oct 4
    • American Express gandalf$$
      OP
      It could also equal 7 with quintuplets. But nope
      Oct 4
    • Amazon qwerty529
      True I was thinking twins. Moral of the story is wrap it before you tap it, pull out, have her be on BC and also have her take a plan B. If you have 7 after that well then it was meant to be.
      Oct 4
    • So OP are you buying or selling? 😂
      Oct 4
  • Two numbers added together
    Oct 4 4
    • American Express gandalf$$
      OP
      1 and 1 are being added together. What is the the answer
      Oct 4
    • Already answered 2 but you said nope.
      So is the answer another number? 😂
      Oct 4
    • SAP dsug
      11?
      Oct 4
    • Infosys BRY47
      Either it’s 2, a window or the answer to the meaning of life.
      Oct 4
  • Your TC?
    Oct 4 4
    • American Express gandalf$$
      OP
      Enough to afford Kopi Luwak instead of cheap Starbucks.
      Oct 4
    • That was an answer, not a question.
      Oct 4
    • American Express gandalf$$
      OP
      It clearly states it has to do with math. You win a free Uber ride to the Tenderloin.
      Oct 4
    • Can someone explain to Gandalf what it means
      Oct 4
  • American Express gandalf$$
    OP
    Any ladies in the house?
    Oct 4 3
    • How do you know who is a lady and who is not? 😈
      Oct 4
    • SAP dsug
      ✋ and you didn't answer me (above) yet
      Oct 4
    • I cannot confirm or deny!
      I'm afraid you might use that against me! 😈
      Oct 4

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