Tech IndustryAug 15, 2019
Googlegddye

Lowball FB return offer.

x2 FB intern and x2 Google(SRE and SWE). Base: 150k Stocks: 300k/4 How to negotiate?

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Microsoft Krololo Aug 15, 2019

lol, lowball

Oracle MtnGoat Aug 15, 2019

Yeah big time lowball. Reject it right away.

LinkedIn Wiener Aug 15, 2019

Troll

VMware TechMann Aug 15, 2019

YOE?

Google gddye OP Aug 15, 2019

New grad. Multiple internships.

VMware TechMann Aug 15, 2019

Dude this is a high ball

Amazon SmkWdEvyDy Aug 15, 2019

Just to be clear, this is a new grad return offer? Ask for an in person meeting. Tell them that you feel your performance merits higher pay. No matter how they respond, immadiately interrupt them to yell "Milli or willy". Continue to repeat this until they agree to 1 million TC. If they have not agreed to 1 million TC by the time you have repeated it approximately a dozen times, calmly state "Willy it is then" and flop your dick out right on the table. Make eye contact and keep it there for 15-30 seconds. At this point, walk out of the meeting and the building. Guarantee they'll call you within an hour to raise your offer.

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Facebook cuck Aug 15, 2019

They agreed to 1 million TC, but I couldn't resist the urge so I flopped my dick out anyways.

VMware TechMann Aug 15, 2019

This could be an E4

Microsoft bakaka Aug 15, 2019

This is super low.

PayPal Kkddyaj Aug 15, 2019

I think u shud ask for 500k base and 1M. Stocks. You are entitled

VMware TechMann Aug 15, 2019

Do you know what a low ball means?

Google gddye OP Aug 15, 2019

Why not negotiate?

Google The Old Nite Aug 15, 2019

Should always negotiate. Doesn't mean the offer is a lowball.

Google The Old Nite Aug 15, 2019

You need leverage to negotiate though like a better offer.