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Lunch interview

Undisclosed jjUn739
Dec 2

What do I do in lunch interview with senior product manager? Some hobbies I have are watching and playing basketball and American football, travel, hanging out with friend and family. But lately, I have been smoking weed daily from disposable pens and not studying too much on interview. Took phone screen and ended up at on site. Last thing i want to end up saying is my hobbies are smoking weed and masturbating while high. What do I do to try to get job?

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  • Microsoft do_needful
    A nicely performed blowjob might help to secure your offer.
    Dec 23
    • T-Mobile led
      If interview is with a woman?
      Dec 2
    • Microsoft do_needful
      Then you're pretty much fucked up.
      Dec 2
    • T-Mobile led
      Sounds legit
      Dec 2
  • Microsoft lqEl76
    I asked to have the time for myself. I don't feel comfortable talking about random stuff to people I don't know well. Plus, listening to music alone helps me relax before the next round.
    Dec 22
    • Microsoft do_needful
      You're an introverted nerd. No hire.
      Dec 2
    • T-Mobile led
      Did you get that offer? I prefer the time for myself. But never tried in an interview setting
      Dec 2
  • Use it as time to interview the other person about culture, your boss, the type of work, etc.

    Also they probably enjoy masturbating to sissies while high too. Bring it up!
    Dec 20
  • Workday IamAneel
    Are you currently a PM?
    Dec 21
    • Undisclosed jjUn739
      OP
      No I am sde. 4yoe 115k TC
      Dec 2
  • Microsoft cout<<
    Which company? Some don’t count the lunch...unless you say something dumb. But others it’s part of the interview.
    Dec 30

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