Misc.Nov 20, 2019
Microsoftfreehkk

MSFT is so cheap the toilet doors won't lock properly.

Amy!!!! Can you not be so CHEAP? TWICE already this year, the toilet doors locks have failed. Once when I was checking for locked doors, I accidentally open a door that was supposed to be locked. And the other time I was on the receiving end. Where am I going to send my mental health therapy bills too? CFO office? You're so fucking cheap.... can we have the bare min to have toilet doors that lock properly?!?! I now have PTSD that the toilet doors will give way whenever I am taking a dump. Like right now. Amazonians comment. Bezos is cheap too. How's your toilet doors?

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Microsoft Nov 20, 2019

Make a friend

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scheme Nov 20, 2019

Try talking or singing while taking a dump. That way people will know someone is inside.

Amazon Sensui Nov 20, 2019

First world country problems? 😂😂😂

Amazon trailblzer Nov 20, 2019

Or maybe fart loud enough

Amazon SNcv30 Nov 20, 2019

Amazon is cheap but thank god this doesn’t happen at Amazon

Oracle ggppkk Nov 20, 2019

I have an ex amazon employee who sits next to me. He told me that people at amazon sometimes keep their own toilet paper because it runs out.

Amazon SNcv30 Nov 20, 2019

Fake news!!

Microsoft Brazuka Nov 20, 2019

Jesus, stop whining

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AmazonEng Nov 20, 2019

What? This never happens at Amazon. Our toilets are super clean, abundant and plenty of rooms.

Amazon TuCR48 Nov 20, 2019

Amazon toilets are great! 401k, wlb, and benefits in general? Not so much.

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AmazonEng Nov 20, 2019

Benefits in general, there’s no general as there is no benefits.

Oracle 0xdeadbat Nov 20, 2019

I heard people take their laptops in amazon to work Is that common?

Microsoft SwiftSocks Nov 20, 2019

Just make a Facilities request and move on. They’ll fix it quickly.

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AmazonEng Nov 20, 2019

^

Northrop Grumman dWWk15 Nov 20, 2019

I think this is a common problem in America. Build a great hq, top of the line everything, but bathrooms - 3 inch gaps in between flimsy doors and you gotta make sure you can see the persons feet next to you. It’s meant to be a social experience apparently.

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AmazonEng Nov 20, 2019

Cost-effective team building exercise.

Microsoft freehkk OP Nov 20, 2019

Don't get me started on the 3 inch gaps and lack of privacy.

Microsoft oroC00 Nov 20, 2019

Surprised open space in(re)novations did not reach bathrooms yet? Take down those walls!!!

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AmazonEng Nov 20, 2019

Trump: Am I a joke to you?

Microsoft skankhunt1 Nov 20, 2019

No respect to employees what so ever. Does anyone of the SLT use those stalls? No, they have private bathrooms