Messing with people who talk on the phone in the bathroom
I find people who talk on the phone in the bathroom (shit talkers?) super anonying. Today, i finally had enough and decided to mess with this bro dude that started talking to his friend about some stupid party they went to. Since I had a jumbo burrito with extra hot salsa last night, i was ready to blast off into outerspace. I put all my strength into producing the loudest and most explosive wet fart and grunted like a maniac. Dude next stall got super embarassed and hung up his phone immediately. At last, victory was mine.
Got my upvote!
There are dudes who take meeting calls while pooping. I flush repeatedly until they hang up.
I’ve also recently noticed a lot of people using their phones while using the urinals (not talking on the phone but still). It’s just crazy to me that there are people who can’t even stop using their phones when they’re peeing...
Yes I find that annoying as hell too. Would be funny if someone peeing in the urinal next to them accidently sprayed some on their phone
You are a hero 🦸♀️
Luckily for us credit karma has top tier restrooms and we can shit in piece. Noone can listen to you poop.
Good that you can shit in “piece” and don’t have to do it in one whole “piece”!
Google, 😂😂😂
Upvote if you get OPs username
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You did it! Those guys are super annoying. Next in line are the dudes who check their phone in one hand on the stall, and use the other for holding their dick, staying like that for over 5 minutes. Does anyone know if they are snapping pictures of their intimate parts?!
This is pretty funny.