Office Life

Microsoft’s golden child

Uber bobaboi
Mar 14

👼🏻👼👼🏼👼🏽👼🏾

261 VOTESSELECT ONLY ONE ANSWER
VOTEVIEW RESULT

comments

Add a comment
  • Intel yhgth
    Azure, dickhead
    Mar 145
    • Uber bobaboi
      OP
      Ass what?
      Mar 14
    • Intel yhgth
      Uber uses Azure, dickhead
      Mar 14
    • Uber bobaboi
      OP
      🤔
      Mar 14
    • Nvidia zVEC05
      The others are all barely scraping by or bleeding money. Azure is the top.
      Mar 14
    • Magic Leap b8nk5y
      Azure is the growth engine for Mr. Softy
      Mar 14
  • Google
    tsukino

    Google

    BIO
    w
    tsukinomore
    do the populares not even consider Windows and Office? too niche?
    Mar 144
    • Amazon ps.ily
      😂😂😂
      Mar 14
    • Uber bobaboi
      OP
      That’s papa’s 🍆. This poll is for papa’s favorite kids
      Mar 14
    • Google
      tsukino

      Google

      BIO
      w
      tsukinomore
      okay, Yammer evangelist
      Mar 14
    • SAP
      midsy

      SAP

      BIO
      I climb the stairs every morning. The elevator is for Democrats!
      midsymore
      LOL
      Mar 14
  • LinkedIn leading. Seriously?
    Mar 143
    • LinkedIn mtndew💚
      Hey 😤
      Mar 14
    • Ahah. Sorry nothing personal, but the product is just...
      Mar 14
    • Amazon irlywantLI
      Seems like the product has improved tons
      Mar 14
  • Amazon / Product
    пысTaker

    AmazonProduct

    PRE
    Microsoft
    пысTakermore
    Where the fuck is windows?
    Mar 147
    • Uber bobaboi
      OP
      on the walls?
      Mar 14
    • Google
      tsukino

      Google

      BIO
      w
      tsukinomore
      la window esta broken!
      Mar 14
    • Amazon / Product
      пысTaker

      AmazonProduct

      PRE
      Microsoft
      пысTakermore
      Seriously when I worked there windows had the biggest dick and could get anything they wanted by saying that if you didn't do it it would delay the next release by a week. I had that happen a few times. I had to fix a major security hole but if I fixed it right now the next version of windows will be late. Hole stayed open for 2 months while I had engineers monitoring for months 24/7 to make sure it wasn't exploited
      Mar 14
    • eBay / Engoaosoeo
      No one cares about Windows in Silicon Valley. We all have Macs.
      7d
    • Amazon / Product
      привет

      AmazonProduct

      PRE
      Microsoft
      приветmore
      Congrats?
      7d
    • Good representation of the SV bubble. Idiots that don't even realize that Windows is still by very far the most used OS because their bubble of hipster friends all use Macs
      5d
    • eBay / Engoaosoeo
      Most used doesn’t mean it’s good software. It’s cheap and it runs on cheap hardware. You get what you pay for.
      4d
  • SAP
    midsy

    SAP

    BIO
    I climb the stairs every morning. The elevator is for Democrats!
    midsymore
    Skype, the productivity killer for just any other big corp out there!
    Mar 140
  • Microsoft und3rpaid
    Office 365 is a money printing machine. It also beats any competing product suite by a large margin.

    Azure is still in hyper growth mode.

    Windows, while in decline, still makes a ton of money.

    Pretty bad poll.
    7d1
    • Microsoft / EngBigFishFoo
      ...I think he purposely left off the tier 1 cash cows... and its a poll of the tier 2s
      6d
  • Amazon ps.ily
    Actual answer is Minecraft
    7d1
    • Amazon / Product
      пысTaker

      AmazonProduct

      PRE
      Microsoft
      пысTakermore
      Really? I figured ms kind of forgot that acquisition. I mean I know its a demo for the hologlass thingimcbob but I haven't seen anything else that suggests it is more than an investment
      7d
  • Microsoft / Engcaltrop
    OP what's the rationale behind the choices? At first I thought it was only acquisitions, but you also included Xbox.
    7d0
  • Amazon / Product
    пысTaker

    AmazonProduct

    PRE
    Microsoft
    пысTakermore
    Btw just as a fun story I once met the director of xbox operations. He asked me why xbox was the most important product at ms. I told him it wasn't that windows exchange and share point were (this was pre azure) he didn't like my answer
    Mar 140
  • Microsoft / EngBigFishFoo
    xbox + hololense = next gen VR gaming?

    streaming gaming service should be cool, if we land a solid product there
    6d1
    • Amazon / Product
      привет

      AmazonProduct

      PRE
      Microsoft
      приветmore
      Ha hahsha he he ha hehehe ha. Seriously ha. Xbox needs to get its shit together just to catch up. AMD hololense needs to pull its ass out of the death spiral before it becomes Google glass
      6d
  • Microsoft dpw83
    What makes Xbox the Golden child? Curious to know
    7d1
    • Amazon / Product
      привет

      AmazonProduct

      PRE
      Microsoft
      приветmore
      Btw just as a fun story I once met the director of xbox operations. He asked me why xbox was the most important product at ms. I told him it wasn't that windows exchange and share point were (this was pre azure) he didn't like my answer
      7d
  • Microsoft yesterda
    Damn Skype got votes !!!!
    Mar 141
    • SAP
      midsy

      SAP

      BIO
      I climb the stairs every morning. The elevator is for Democrats!
      midsymore
      Pure cynicism! As I said, it’s the ultimate productivity killer for competitors ;)
      7d

Download the app for more exclusive content.