Recently joined a new startup. The CEO is super energized and friendly. He keeps telling us it’s all about merit. Big rewards. This is why I joined in the first place. So been in the new company about 6 months. Was told we’d be getting a bonus. Didn’t hear much about it. Got home on Friday and there it is. A bespoke box with my name on it from the CEO. I told my partner this was it. The big rewards. The thing that would justify my decision. I open it. It’s a fucking doily that says “20/20 goals in 2020” with my name on it. Maybe it’s really a coaster. Anyway this is what I gave up total comp for?
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In some companies the bonus comes at march. Maybe this wasjust a cheap xmas gift?
This is fucking hilarious
You got played
Cost of doily: $20 The value of the life lesson learned by trusting the cool aid doled out by a startup CEO: priceless
Yes that thing is an ancient artifact with mysterious powers... keep it safe from Indiana Jones
Keep safe? 😂
Yiou said dildo?
Lol....
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