New cologne
I’m thinking about making a badussy scented cologne. Considering it will smell better than 90% of you programmers I imagine it will be a huge success.
I use cologne but don’t fucking put that shit on in the office
Will probably still smell better than your cologne
Cool bro
I like F by Ferragamo (very masculine smelling) and Burberry Brit (bit more refined). Both can be had for a reasonable price, especially if you order from FragranceX. Seeing as we're heading into summer, a nice aquatic scent like Nautica Voyage may seem appropriate. If you're down to spend a little money, Acqua Di Gio is a classic (maybe starting to get a little saturated) but it's super popular for a reason and I don't expect many people in tech to be using it so you should be fine.
I think I’ll just make my badussy cologne instead
Damn someone's got nothing better to do with their Saturday
What else should I do while I crap?
Hope that your crap fumes don't attach themselves to your clothes and make you stink more than 90% of the programmers out there