No Sex Fridays

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May 3 80 Comments

Also no sex any other days. Damn frustrating wife. The end.

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  • SpaceX ________
    Put her on PIP - Preagreed Intercourse Plan
    May 3 4
    • Oracle not_larry
      Damn SpaceX is on a roll..
      May 4
    • Expedia tier n!
      This. Is. Awesome. Finding this one response was worth my pissing away 20 min of a Sat morning skimming Blind. Thank you SpaceX.
      May 4
    • Amazon / Eng
      zsLQ30

      Amazon Eng

      PRE
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      zsLQ30more
      This guy will be top contributor by sun set.
      May 4
    • Microsoft newtoblind
      He is rigt as that is what they do in companies too. If you are not performing then you are in pip I.e. Pre intercourse plan.
      May 5
  • Google / Eng
    sqrt(-1)

    Google Eng

    BIO
    Top Contributor or GTFO
    sqrt(-1)more
    Get a competing offer and then you will have some leverage to negotiate better terms.
    May 4 3
    • SpaceX ________
      This guy fucks
      May 4
    • Intel / Eng mr_pleb
      He can't do LC hard.

      LC = limp c0ck
      May 4
    • Intuit ZeroSnark
      Funny. There is a kernel of truth in it, she may be taking you for granted. If she were to see another female appear interested in you that might change.
      May 4
  • SpaceX ________
    This post is
    NSFW - No Sex From Wife
    May 3 0
  • SpaceX ________
    Marriage is the worst deal in the history of all worst deals...
    May 3 1
    • Amazon / Eng
      zsLQ30

      Amazon Eng

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      zsLQ30more
      Single living alone, no kids, no intimate relationship is not a good deal either.
      May 4
  • Symantec / Eng 0xdeaf
    Reminds me of the time when my friend went to a marriage counsellor. The counsellor started "let's begin with something you both agree too". Promptly my friend replied "we both don't suck dick!"
    May 3 0
  • Amazon ChivalryAF
    If she keeps it up then divorce her. Seriously; life is too short to put up with women like this.
    May 3 6
    • Amazon ChivalryAF
      With all due respect, Bing, I disagree. Divorce is just a breakup with financial consequences (usually). No reason to treat it differently.

      My first wife sounded like OP’s wife and I talked to her about it. She started to act all sassy like she can control me with sex but little did she know, I’m an emotionally strong ground and while I wanted her in my life, I didn’t NEED her in my life. So I gave her a divorce. Now she always sends me dirty pics in effort to get me back; too late for that I’m afraid.

      OP: live life on your terms, you are the prize here, don’t settle for anything less. Be kind and be a good husband, but don’t be a pushover.
      May 4
    • Microsoft bing0
      Thanks for sharing ChivalryAF
      May 4
    • Amazon ChivalryAF
      @bing: hope I didn’t sound aggressive or insulting. Just respectfully disagreeing lol.
      May 4
    • Microsoft googtitles
      I’ll agree with one thing: be kind and be a good husband, but don’t be a pushover. There are legitimate grounds for separation. What those are depend mostly on the two people involved. Some things just don’t work out, no harm in cutting losses. Ideally though you’ve both put a whole deal of effort into really understanding what’s not working in the relationship, why it’s not working, whether it’s a dealbreaker, and whether there is an honest effort to change on the dealbreaker issues. And also ideally the issue isn’t trivial.
      May 4
    • Username checks out
      May 4
  • SpaceX ________
    Do you even Lyft bro?
    May 4 1
    • Verizon Media
      plkjgg

      Verizon Media

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      plkjggmore
      Lol.
      May 4
  • SpaceX ________
    I think she is waiting for IPO-

    Interracial Penile Offerings
    May 3 0
  • SpaceX ________
    Uber basic is boring

    Try Uber Ex, Uber Pool, Uber XL, Uber Black

    IYKWIM
    May 4 3
    • You forgot Uber eats and Uber air
      May 4
    • Google tormun_d
      You need to calm down. That's the
      100th comment you posted
      May 4
    • Amazon / Mgmt Db8db4
      He waited for this thread for 10 years.
      May 4
  • Lyft lyftwhaat
    🤣😂
    May 3 0
  • Google tiger man
    my wife always wants to have sex. been together 6 years and still have sex 4-5 times a week. my point is they're out there, and if you're someone who wants that much sex, it might be worth finding someone else who does too.
    May 4 2
    • Oracle HeSheMe
      Share the recipe man- I hope I could get it to work around my husband too
      May 5
    • New / Consultant
      LHBR

      New Consultant

      BIO
      Always looking how to do Business better.
      LHBRmore
      How does a female who wants to have lots of sex in marriage find that man to marry? I guess I might be doing something wrong? How do I correct?
      May 5
  • SAP $AP
    don’t sex with your family member
    May 4 1
    • Airbnb / Eng Jxjdukskjs
      A wife is a family member
      May 5
  • Oracle / Eng iblv
    Atleast you have a wife. Option to have sex another day.
    May 4 0
  • SpaceX ________
    When it comes to action
    FakeTaxi >>> Uber
    May 4 0
  • Don’t blame your TC, Tiny C**k
    May 3 0
  • SpaceX ________
    Tip her well bro, Give her 5 star
    May 3 0
  • Oracle HeSheMe
    I am in same boat here. Never heard of a man with such a low libido as him. For me it happened last time in sept 2018. But now after 7 years of marriage, I have learned to kill my desires.
    May 4 19
    • Amazon etsT03
      That’s some commitment to him. How do u handle ur own dissatisfaction
      May 8
    • Oracle HeSheMe
      I have kids to focus on. Office work, leetcode and house chores 🤣
      May 8
    • Amazon etsT03
      Lol. Sorry girl!
      May 8
    • Oracle HeSheMe
      I short- my life is pretty busy and this keeps sex off my mind. Moreover he is a really good person at heart ❤️
      May 8
    • Google robotnik
      so are you masturbating daily with no sex / do you have to hide it from him?
      May 9
  • Rubrik PartyStick
    Indian?
    May 4 4
  • Microsoft jj24x7
    Just made a move and got a touch me not response! Heights of frustration!
    May 4 1
    • Oracle HeSheMe
      Take all your credit cards away from her
      May 5
  • Amazon jtGV66
    Arranged marriage?
    May 4 4
    • SpaceX ________
      What is that?
      May 4
    • Amazon jtGV66
      Its what all the good Indian parents do to their children.
      May 4
    • SpaceX ________
      Dafaq
      May 4
    • SpaceX ________
      So many questions
      May 4