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Peeing standing up

Microsoft dishoom
Mar 8

I have a weird question. How many guys here pee standing up in a toilet bowl (not male urinal pots)? My girlfriend and I recently moved in together. And according to her, it’s just “Ewww”.

Full disclaimer, I have never shared my bathroom prior to this with anyone and I make it a point to clean up after I am done.

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  • PayPal dryh36f
    My wife made me sit down. Now at home while sitting only
    Mar 826
    • Nutanix prQU16
      Why should he put the toilet seat down? Why can’t she pull the toilet seat up?
      Mar 9
    • New vTvV46
      To be fair it’s not that hard to pull the seat up when you pee, clean if needed, close the lid all together.

      Girls have 10000 things in the bathroom and closing the lid reduces the risk of a $100 mascara flying down the bowl.
      Mar 9
    • Tableau Ydobon
      "It definitely makes you less of a man?" Seriously? Only if you're a ridiculously insecure moron.
      Mar 9
    • Intel 018’!
      Seriously. If a guy said this to a bunch of guys, he would immediately go to the bottom rung.
      Mar 10
    • Tableau Ydobon
      I repeat: only if you're a ridiculously insecure moron. And if anyone insisted that I would "immediately go to the bottom rung," I'd laugh at them for the stupidity and cut them out of my life.

      Life is too short to put up with stupid, insecure misogynists.
      Mar 12
    • Intel 018’!
      Then the vast majority of guys are ridiculously insecure morons. I don’t make the rules, just observe them.
      Mar 12
    • Tableau Ydobon
      Sorry, but you're rather stupidly wrong. You don't speak for the "vast majority of guys" and you don't get to make up the "rules." Thank you for playing. We have some lovely consolation prizes for you if you ever grow up
      Mar 12
    • Intel 018’!
      Not speaking for anyone or making up rules, just telling you reality. The guys who are ok peeing sitting down had their genes weeded out thousands of years ago. Love how you are so insecure about your emasculation. Do you shave your balls too?
      Mar 12
    • Tableau Ydobon
      Dear heart, that's not "reality". That's the insecure drivel of a few MRAs, ingels, and tiny-dicked boys. So nice to see you so firmly defining yourself. Meanwhile, the rest of us are laughing at your obvious ... shortcomings.
      7d
    • Intel yhgth
      It is reality. Have you ever talked to a group of guys? Dude who says he pees sitting down will immediately be ostracized. You can try insults, but really just reveals your own biases and insecurities.
      6d
  • New sparked
    I always sit down because it ensures I have ample time to Blind
    Mar 80
  • Adobe CodeCircus
    Female here. Has she ever lived with a man before? It’s wholly natural, so it might just be her experience with males is limited???
    Mar 80
  • Google / Eng
    GCoin

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    GCoinmore
    I pee sitting down at home only and it’s AWESOME! You don’t have to worry about aim and splash, don’t have to touch the toilet seat (and see what’s under it) and at night, you don’t have to turn on the light!!
    Mar 81
    • Expedia 80081
      This. No matter how good your aim is, there will always be some splash. I don't want micropiss in my bathroom.
      Mar 8
  • Standing, that’s why the seat goes up..
    Mar 80
  • Procore tbradysuxs
    I pee standing up. Weird your girlfriend thinks it’s weird. It’s normal.
    Mar 80
  • Snapchat skein fusi
    How many guys pee sitting down?
    Mar 83
  • Booking.com gDKR10
    What we don't consider when peeing standing up is the considerable splash back that happens. Try peeing standing up when wearing shorts or naked. You will literally feel the pee splashing against you. Disgusting
    Mar 80
  • Fidelity Investments benjobs
    It would never occur to my wife to have an opinion about how I pee, much less feel entitled to request or demand that I change the way I pee. Because she respects me. And she isn’t an annoying, childish narcissist that thinks females are inherently better than men.
    Mar 83
    • Snapchat skein fusi
      this guy has issues ^
      Mar 8
    • Google / Eng
      GCoin

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      GCoinmore
      Leave no trace and I’m sure no one will care how you pee!
      Mar 8
    • Fidelity Investments benjobs
      I don’t have issues. Just the respect of my wife.
      Mar 8
  • Amazon tDQg52
    यहाँ कौन भारतीय है?
    Mar 86
    • Google / Engcatburglar
      हम सभी भारतीय देशवासियों की ओर से हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं।
      Mar 8
    • Expedia Kay!
      Guys why do you do this in a public forum. You guys are creating more reasons for everyone to complain about Indians.
      Mar 8
    • Google / Eng
      GCoin

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      GCoinmore
      I usually ignore comments in other languages but your comment in English complaining to your fellow Indians forced me to use Google Translate to find out what they said. So I think you are more at fault here. You should’ve also complained in Hindi.
      Mar 8
    • Intel UGeJ58
      Can you paste the translation here?
      Mar 8
    • Expedia Kay!
      I was only complaining to use English in forums like this and not about the content as such :).
      Mar 8
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  • New mdGG61
    If you clean your own toilet you'll learn that the job gets much easier if you pee sitting down.
    Mar 82
    • Fidelity Investments benjobs
      Yeahhh, I just pee into the toilet and not on it.
      Mar 8
    • New mdGG61
      Try cleaning it once and you'll realize it splashes out. It doesn't matter if you pee on the water or on the walls.
      Mar 8
  • Amazon forceful
    I stand in the bowl and pee on the floor
    Mar 81
    • Apple jirbfhbdd
      Wow you must be working in the same building as me.
      Mar 8
  • Dropbox drl/food
    I'm female and pee standing up.
    Mar 84
    • Western Digital xfcs35
      Outdoors?
      Mar 8
    • Dropbox drl/food
      Usually while drunk 😜
      Mar 8
    • Google / Eng
      GCoin

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      GCoinmore
      Will you marry me?
      Mar 8
    • Dropbox drl/food
      Not really into techbois.
      Mar 8
  • Facebook / Eng5'6"Indian
    You'll see lots of signs in German bathrooms asking men to sit down to pee.
    But the locals refer to them as sitzpinklers
    Mar 81
    • Visa / EngkjzO64
      I know that it’s just compound words, but my brain likes thinking that the Germans have a word for everything.
      Mar 8
  • Paychex ReKz02
    I've been married over 20 years and peeing standing up for over 40 years, AMA 🙂
    Sounds like she needs a clue, but make sure your aim is true
    Mar 80
  • New monomo
    Lol, what is this ewwww crap here.
    What is the need for men to sit down and pee? We do make sure that all goes into the toilet commode. As long as that happens there's nothing to worry about.
    You need to break up with that person.
    Mar 85
    • Microsoft dishoom
      OP
      Dude, I am not breaking up just over a pee. Lol!!!
      Mar 8
    • New monomo
      Wait for it. She's going to mention more and more weird stuff, and then you can.
      Mar 8
    • Salesforce guavacado
      Ya man, what's next? Taking a shit while sitting down???
      Mar 8
    • New monomo
      Yes
      Mar 8
    • Foursquare / EngFlyingRat
      Pooping while sit is weird.
      Mar 8
  • Apple jirbfhbdd
    The solution is to let your wife do the aiming for you one time. They shut up after that.
    Mar 80
  • Visa / EngkjzO64
    How about those guys at the office who quietly stand in front of the toilet for several minutes? I wonder what they are up to. 😉
    Mar 81
    • CenturyLink OsOpOrAaT
      Its called having a shy bladder where you cant freely pee until you know you’re comfortable
      Mar 8
  • Amazon lateni
    Sitting and peeing is so much better than cleaning the mess no matter how good your aim is.
    Mar 81
  • I still pee standing up, I only sit when I dont feel like turning the light on at 2 am or I'm drunk.
    Mar 80
  • Google notez
    Same, used to stand. Now do business sitting - much better. Males need to evolve faster ;)
    Mar 80
  • Oracle orcl32
    I always sit down at home
    Mar 80
  • Oracle lakshf
    Mar 91
    • Microsoft dishoom
      OP
      Wife is the wife, can do anything!! Man do I love google translate!!!
      Mar 9
  • Intel 018’!
    Out of curiosity, do any of the women who have their husbands sit down to pee engage in oral sex? Because that splatter goes from being on the rim of the toilet bowl to being all over his junk.
    Mar 80
  • New noocaar
    Who cleans the bathroom? I clean my bathroom, so I sit down.
    Mar 80
  • CenturyLink OsOpOrAaT
    Don’t pee. Problem solved
    Mar 80

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